Britbongs are not people

85  2019-08-08 by ardasyenden

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These people have the intellectual depth of a sixth grade social studies textbook.

Unless I’m mistaken the racist tweet that got him arrested was “Drop us a banana 🍌 off”

If that’s true then Jesus that’s ridiculous

https://www.google.com/amp/s/uk.news.yahoo.com/amphtml/man-bailed-connection-racist-tweet-140701509.html

I hate bananas.

Oi mate watch your time

Oi oi oi 'ave you paid your "not eating bananas" loicense ?

It’s like the Muslim guy they literally sentenced to death by throwing him in a gen pop muslim prison over a bacon prank.

Lol like watch this guy get killed I guarantee you the commenter is like watch your mouth next time lol

You got a link for that story? Never heard about it

Wasting bacon should be punishable by death tbh.

Lol

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Yea Prisons lead to escalation of crime, it's been the Left's rallying cry for eons, you can't blame all poverty on the prison complex and speak out of the otherside of your mouth on this.

Or maybe You can.

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I'm the resident T_D user am I srsposting or were you just baited?

1/4 of resident drama users are responsible for 80% of the retardation.

Honestly doesn’t matter if it’s white on black, black on white, Muslim, Christian, what the fuck ever. Sending someone to jail to receive what you know will be worse inside is beyond inhumane.

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Did you even read the article lol. They purposely hide it and give no reason. No mention of prior issues etc

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I’m from the us you fucking cocksucker the United States of fentanyl doesn’t need you to google it for me to explain it

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You know it’s extremely common to OD people in prison right?

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“Admitted to the hospital while serving his term”

Ya dude I became a raving alcoholic in the most obvious place. Jail.

Let’s say it was a OD.

Did he deserve jail for putting bacon there? I watched some Jews dip a cross in urine, nobody went to jail.

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whose cross

The same euphemism for whose bacon it was

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I have no idea what I was saying. More delirium from time awake than drinks lol

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He didn’t. 15 years for smashing shit?....

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My dipshit gf took me on a fu king 11pm nature walk after shots. This is violence and so is what happened to that poor chav

Well you certainly had enough shots to start seeing your imaginary gf again. Go see a therapist, man. Randy seems to know a good one.

Is this going to turn into another, post pics to prove it sort of thing. I have had to do like 5 of these lol

Just post bussy and I believe you

You will never, ever see this bussy.

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They give you 3 years for child rape. Nic to know the UK values windows more than children.

the UK is the same place that deleted the data on a massive pedo ring, not surprising

Here. It’s like fields running over he fat bitch. He deserves life if he’s guilty of murder, absolutely.

420 years? Lol...it’s literally just wagging ur finger with the legal system

Does this have some sort of obscure meaning unique to the Queen's English? Or is it a reference to some unknowable piece of local culture? I honestly can't quite figure out what ethnicity the supposed target is supposed to be anyway.

Bananas as in apes. Because of the racist depiction of black people as apes. But Mo Salah is Egyptian. So it doesn’t even make sense. So you can get arrested for posting something associated with racial stereotypes even if the other person involved isn’t the right ethnicity. Could you get arrested for sending big nose emojis 👃 to Japanese people? Or what about sending basketball emojis 🏀 tor Irish people?

I have no idea

.....the end is near

Imagine having to be British knowing your ancestors could have freely settled anywhere in nearly a quarter of the rest of the planet.

they have to deal with the fact that their ancestors didn’t move to America everyday, I almost feel bad for them

The chad identured Welshman vs the virgin landowning Englishman.

And the idea that spewing racial abuse at someone is not only legal - but people are happy for it to be legal - is fucking crazy to me. The idea that your right to spew hatred trumps my right not to be racially abused is the foundation of so much harm.

Bongs deserve their shitty country

Do most brits support these laws? Def seems so on Twitter

Unironically, Britbongs are cucks. They want the government in their ass 24/7 telling them what they can and can’t do.

people on twitter support them but people on twitter aren't real human beings so probably not

I don't know who to root for in the Brexit situation now. On the one hand the EU is a shitty, dishonest, incredibly corrupt organization that abuses the shit out of its smaller members and covers up the illegal abuses of the bigger ones. On the other hand, the UK is an authoritarian shithole that disregards what should be basic human rights, and has politicians that somehow manage to make American ones look like shining beacons of intellectual prowess.

Whatever happens I hope London ends up looking like Detroit in the 90s. They deserve it.

i'm rooting for the fantasy ending where brexit succeeds just enough for the EU's war against its member states to descend into another attempt by Germany to conquer the continent and throw the lot of them into a post-war recession for 15 years.

On the downside, the USA probably has to get involved and who knows how large-scale war in Europe affects the rest of the world.

On the upside, Europeans are in general forced, again, to stfu and lose their sense of smug superiority for another 50 years.

grade A burger cope

go to bed, europoor, this is literally our hour.

when we leave you guys alone you let inbred retards be absolute monarchs and kill a good percentage of your sons every 30 years due to the whims of said inbred retards, we're just trying to help with the whole unprecedented peace and prosperity thing

Seethe and cope. Also if you just let germans win the war as they should, the eu would prosper as never before. Well, certain parts of the eu. Like germany. And they would need to install a right wing government or a new FÜHRER.

what I'm hearing is that you guys wanna borrow trump for a little bit

Eh, trump hasnt invaded any neighbouring states, and he might only have one year left...

see you're even in awe of his bigly iq, he just gets the jews to run to germany to get killed. none of this expensive war business

Im pretty disappointed that he didnt solve the mexican menace by invading mexico.

Who says the scouting parties aren’t doing that already 🤔🦖🤔

You guys are just envious that you don't have your own superstate. 💅🏻

It took a lot of time and effort to conquer Europe this way ok? 😠

Why Detroit in the 90s? Detroit is still a shithole full of feral dogs and recreational arsonists.

Being an accelerationist is the only true way brother, inshallah

The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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"At least we don't have mass shootings" he cheerfully typed before getting his door broken down for xenophobia and an expired keyboard license.

And no tv license and no butter knife license and the list goes on.

Hope he doesn't lose his license license.

Settle down son or we’ll come burn down Washington and the White House again

Please try. I would love some Harriers to come screaming along hoping to preserve the last vestige of the empire.

Yes, grandpa, we know. You used to be cool.

at least it's an actual british person threating it, as opposed to a fucking canadian

UK's hate speech laws are good actually. The sentencing just isn't harsh enough.

IMO, even the most minor offense should be punished by revoking the offender's citizenship and deporting him to his country of choice, with guaranteed housing and job opportunities.

This would completely stomp out any hatespeech left in the UK

Filling up jails with mayos is the first concrete step toward mayocide.

The absolute state of loicenseoids

Britbongs made mclaren and Aston Martin,so they’re not all bad.

jet engines and railways too. undoubtedly the best country

Oh for fucks sake... Why is my home turning into a boring authoritarian shithole and why are my only options for trying to stop it the parties composed of total wankers? I just want to chill out and be an cunt like everyone else who lives here.

Although, if Boris really is the so-called "Daddy" of the UK, maybe he will actually be a blessing in disguise.

doesn’t he want to get rid of limits on immigration though? A far cry from daddy

Well something has to make him the UK version.

DAY OF THE SEELÖWE WHEN?

The eternal anglo strikes again.

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I'm not gonna come to your country anyway lol I'm a French citizen so I can visit whatever part of Europe I want and there's no reason for me to visit your rainy 1984 island. I'm not interested in "being racist", I'm interested in not having laws in place that can be abused by a tyrannical government

Just delete bongistan, they've fallen below the frogs

I find it amusing that you lack the empathy to see how your “free speech” can impact the lives of others sufficiently to be a crime. There’s no suggestion that it’s a slippery slope either, that’s just a strawman.

”Virtue and compassion does not care about your rights.”

We need to bring back bullying

Lord I can't wait for brexit to ruin that island of inbreds

it’s already ruined