I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Lurker is a good guy, he just has some very real comprehension problems. Someone told me he has legit issues IRL so I've been very easy on him since then.

you shouldn’t have played his game and argued about that one CNN love audience poll and stuck to the well established national ones.

Ok, but here's the thing, that argument wasn't relevant to the point. Even if CNN had done the poll, that isn't relevant to anything I was talking about.

And furthermore, I'm not even sure that was a live audience poll, because it said 615 registered voters and was CNN/Gallup and cited the same poll from before the first debate.

Where do you turn off?

Why i'd just call him retarded for arguing about National Polls when you'd have to be a moron to bring up National Polls because it has literally nothing to do with what i'm talking about.

if Trump lost to Clinton she'd be President everyone knows that who ever wins the debate gets more electoral votes it's like the Golden Snitch.

you’re actually stupid and i wasn’t talking to you

What part of my post was stupid?

The part where I talked about National Polls or the part where I talked about after debate polls as a way to measure winning or losing because I want to know how many more of you retards who manage to put words in my mouth to argue against are here.

it's like the Golden Snitch.

R.A.B.

That's the joke, god all the morons are out today

god all the morons are out today

It's like after the news about Voldemort's return got out suddenly there were a lot of "former" death eaters hustling around, eh?

you’d be in jail

Literally the only thing I remember from the debates. Arguing highly inaccurate polls based on curated factors and results is pretty cringe, debating is not a strength of trumps and he I don’t think he claimed it. Maybe he did, wouldn’t surprise me

Arguing highly inaccurate polls based on curated factors and results is pretty cringe

What are you even talking about lmao

pizza rocked him hard and yet the shill's getting downvoted? the fuck happened to r/drama

did he? I didn’t read it all but seemed like a weird situation where imgur was talking specifically about 1 dumb poll that pizza didn’t know.

Yes, Pizza said Trump was blown out in the debates in a never seen before historic fashion, that's why I posted the percentages.

i've posted Skinnerian research here before, of course i'm not interested in talking to morons who don't appreciate the pain in the ass doing a real actual poll or study is when I have to spend all my casual time debunking shit like

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cats-recognize-their-own-names-even-if-they-choose-to-ignore-them/

You understand that a single post debate poll is not how you score a debate, correct? I made my argument using betting markets and poll bumps, and you linked a single cnn poll from 2004 as if that had anything to do with what I was talking about.

I can explain polling averages to you, if that's what you'd like.

You're a actually delusional moron, I posted the CNN poll before you made your argument and mentioned poll bumps at all. You just made a vague mommy good post without quantifying your argument before that.

You are literally so stupid you don't realize how stupid you are. Stop interacting with me. The fact you STILL don't know why I brought up that CNN poll from 2004 shows that you are too stupid to talk to.

You're a actually delusional moron, I posted the CNN poll before you made your argument and mentioned poll bumps at all. You just made a vague mommy good post without quantifying your argument before that.

This is just outright false. I stopped reading here, because you are severely retarded.

i've reduced you to throwing a tantrum like a child, stop talking to me, you aren't interesting i've asked you several times now, I asked your old account

You are boring, you will always be boring and you have no room for growth. You are literally so stupid you argue for days when you don't even understand the topic of discussion. You still

Still

don't understand what my post was about

I honestly hope this is a larp. I refuse to believe you are this mentally ill and this incoherent.

What your post was about doesn't fucking matter you illiterate ape. You bringing up a single CNN poll margin has literally nothing to do with what I said.

What part of i'm not interested in having you respond to me and please stop i've been asking you for literal days now don't you understand.

Stop posting.

I never based my argument on one of post-debate polls you fucking mongoloid.

That is not how you score debates.

Stop talking to me, i've asked you several times.

No you fucking moron, because I want you to explain in detail how you linking a 1 of CNN post debate poll margin has anything to do with national poll bumps and the factors you use to score debates.

You're actually an illiterate ape.

Stop oh my god you keep track of the times you talk with me please stop.

I want you to explain in detail how you linking a 1 of CNN post debate poll margin has anything to do with national poll bumps and the factors you use to score debates.

You still don't understand what i'm talking about jesus go away I'm not in the mood to deal with your idol

I know exactly what you're saying you stupid fucking ape. I am telling you it makes no sense in the context of the argument.

Stop responding to me, i've literally been asking you for days.

Stop harassing me before I contact the admins.

You can stop responding to me. Do you even know how Reddit rules work? You're responding to me you dumb ape.

Stop harassing me

Stop harassing me or I'll be forced to contact the admins.

Stop filling my inbox I've asked you for literal days, you don't understand what I'm talking about that's fine I literally don't care about you.

I know what you're talking about, and I've explained to you multiple times it makes no sense in the context of any argument I made.

You don't.

Stop, I told you from the very start I'm simply not interested in dealing with you because you are exhausting. I've explained for literal days and you still don't get it. Just stop filling my inbox with your hateful comments to make yourself feel better.

Let me explain to you exactly what happened here.

• I point out Trump lost the debates by the largest margin since we've been recording. I came to this conclusion looking at national polling bumps, betting markets, and other facts.

• You link a 1 of CNN post debate poll, and are under the impression that because the margin was large, that refutes my argument.

• I point out that a 1 of CNN poll is not relevant to anything I said, isn't how you score a debate, and the margin of said CNN poll is not relevant.

And here we are. You are a disingenuous fucking moron lurker.

that's not what i'm talking about Jesus just stop, you don't understand it that's fine, go away and stop filling my inbox with your hatespeech

That is exactly what you did.

Stop talking to me, how many times do I have to tell you. You literally don't understand what i'm talking about after 3 whole days. You are not worth talking to. Go be a jerk somewhere else

pizza def won

a rule to live by

I can't believe there are people who are still reading pizza's manuscripts and dissertations. IDK how anyone has the attention span for it

I just kind of skim them but I can tell he’s winning the sooner he starts insulting people.

That means he’s losing and his ramblings haven’t convinced anyone.

I think people are just downvoting pizza whenever they see him without reading what he wrote

It's really obnoxious seeing him with controversial crosses. No one respects their elders these days.

Pizzashill right again - and downvoted again. Rightoids, not even once.

Pizza is automatically always wrong.

Anyone having that serious of a discussion is always wrong

lol you're not even pretending to be centrist. Fuck off leftie

How dare you. How absolutely dare you sir.

There's a point at which a seriousposters becomes a lowcow, it's measured in effort.

He’s like dramas best lolcow, it really annoys me that people downvote him. Karma is literally how he gauges his own value!

his shtick is getting old and as much as I believe he was genuine in the beginning he's clearly playing it up for drama now.

It's not as funny when the mask slips.

it's BEEN old

dude needs to get back on his meds or get new meds, or something. he posts so much I think we're going to run out of internet eventually

That’s really more of a critique of r/drama over all. We used to herd lolcows with pings, then the most retarded, of the retarded, abused the feature and now we are only left with the old and tired relics of the past. Smdh when bats is right

Yeah pinging getting taken away really ruined our farming potential, it's all tryhard seriousposters and obvious LARPs nowadays.

Do we even have totes bot anymore 🤔 that’s the last way to herd them in. Drama might as well be quarantined now

Pretty much any subreddit that regularly generates drama blocked totes ages ago. I wonder if AlyoshaV ever gets mad about how her bot's children basically descended into utter irrelevance.

I'm unironically baffled (if you're bats) how you think you aren't a lolcow. The shit I've heard about you, the fact you're dating a crippled NEET?

Look, I've agreed to leave you alone because you don't put up much of a fight anyway and you're boring, but I honestly thought you were self-aware, but I guess you aren't.

pizza lay off the fent idk who bats even is.

Not everyone is the last drama sperg you argued with. I don't think I've ever engaged in a serious conversation with you on any of my accounts over the years.

I assumed you were bats, I don't know, I guess not. Dropper said "it's sad when bats is right" in response to you so it seemed like it was bats.

seriously log off, go outside, walk for an hour listening to your favorite podcast, and take a bit of a break dude.

i know its anti-drama but i'm starting to worry about you

Fuck off normie.

also what post are you referring to re: dropper replying to me? The only people who responded to my post ITT were GeauxHouston22 and Kat_B0T.

are you actually going through the effort of remembering usernames in different threads to profile drama members you argue with?

Kat bot = dropper.

how massively boomer of me to not read through the post by the user I was referencing, my bad

He’s delusional he thinks I’m all these other people. He’s really starting to deteriorate, sadly

idk I told him to go outside for a bit and it's been 3 hours since his last post, maybe he took my advice.

We dont downvote because we dont want to scare the lolcows away. With pizza there's no getting rid of him so downvotes dont really matter. Ive seen multiple rimes where he'll argue with someone for dozens of comments to the point where the only two people reading them are him and the person hes arguing with and they're both sitting at 0.

People are too quick to conflate seriousposting and agendaposting. Agendaposting is a cancer, but seriousposting is an art.

You have no idea. Stuck in fucking Newark for fourteen God damn hours with not to do but booze. Couldn't resist the Mommy and Daddy srs posting.

Reminder that arguing on Reddit dot com is pizzaboys entire life, with zero hyperbole or exaggeration.

Hit 25 at 300~ lbs with no hope at a real relationship or career bc you spent too much time bragging about not being a wagecuck on 4chan instead of moving out of your mom's house. All downhill from there.

Pizzaboy was born, and that was the high point of his life. He's been tumbling down ever since