Lolbertarian discovers solution to shootings

173  2019-08-09 by bluowls

63 comments

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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He’s yang gang.

I'd need to see the whole account. Part of the classic Darqwolff signature is that he sometimes can reply concisely and the other 50% of the time he hits you 4-5 paragraphs.

His craziness is something terribly beautiful. How often do you get to see a man finally lose his last thread of sanity?

He's on both sides of the horseshoe simultaneously.

He has become the horseshoe

All these things are already easily attainable despite being illegal lol

Why not legalize shootings so that it's no longer rebellious? 🤔

legalize shootings

Prohibition has always been a failure, better to just legalise and regulate.

"we see you applied for a mass shooting license. Might I recommend this homeowner's association meeting in your neighborhood two days from now?"

"I don't know, my schedule's pretty tight I'm visiting this recital tomorrow so I don't think I'll be able to make it".

"Tell you what, there's a political protest the morning after that might fir your schedule. Looks like they're planning to block the local interstate. Can I pencil you in at 10:15?"

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lower the age of consent to 15

Of course

Why even bother when it's 9 in mexico

you got to be kidding me, there's no way thats true

Oh my bad I'm thinking of a muslim country IIRC. It's 12 in mexico.

Jesus, not wasting any time eh? The minute she gets her period shes good.

You can get it as early as 9

Old enough to bleed old enough to breed.

I think Mexico is 12 in some cities but they have other laws that basically make it illegal

Can’t be 30 just fucking a group of 12 year olds

Why you gotta shit on my dreams man

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Technically true. The lowest age of consent law is 11 in nigeria, for some Muslim countries you aren't allowed to consent at any age unless you are married with girls being arranged married at 9.

Nigeria is Muslim

There's a bunch of Christian militias coming your way

They aren't even trying to hide it.

That's a bit high for them tbh

Over under that that’s Epstein’s burner account.

But i wanna rape kids while high and gay dont worry the invisible hand of muh capiduhlism will ensure everything goes a ok

is that a threat

fucking a whore's disease infested cunt is sure to cure people of loneliness

There's that, but how about if we stop expecting women to do anything to keep men from chimping out.

agreed. it's not women's fault that women are like this, it's men.

like imagine if a century ago when women collectively asked "can we be sluts?" and men instead collectively said "no lol"

The problem is not that women are slutty, it's that they aren't slutty for you, unlike🐕🐩🐶 for example.

Why would you want to have sex with Foid? Getting pounded by your best mate is superior.

darq alt

freedom dividend

not libertarian, shill

UBI has a surprising amount of support among libertarians, including Milton Friedman.

He supported a negative income tax. Not UBI.

Ah, i thought read something by him arguing in favor of UBI over the conventional welfare system.

That’s negative income tax. It’s not UBI at all but it’s a very good replacement for the current welfare system that fixed the problem of welfare sometimes making you lose money if you get a job and such.

They're mathematically equivalent, anyone who prefers one over the other literally can't do algebra

No it's not, yang's plan is to give everyone 1000 yangbucks, that's the universal part of UBI. A NIT only benefits low earners and not the rich.

let your income be i and you pay a tax rate of R

you pay a tax of

Ri

now imagine an NIT that stops at k income. Then if your income is less than I, you get money, and if your income is greater than I, you make money. So you pay a tax of

R(i-k)

Where a negative tax means you get money back

But wait, we can rewrite this function as

Ri - Rk

Since Rk is constant, we can rename it to UBI

Ri - UBI

retard

STFU nerd

concisely, UBI = NIT because you still have to get that UBI out in taxes, in a non-flat tax, so lower earners benefit and higher earners lose

Negative income is mathematically equivalent to a UBI

Go on.

Except that’s not how it was proposed you fucking moron. That assumes $1 credit is $1 cash when $1 credit is $0.5 cash.

let UBI = the cash value of the UBI

literally drooling

to be clear, what credit are we referring to?

Tax credit. So if you have a $1000 tax credit base for example and are a NEET, you get $500. Whereas if you have a job you save $1000 in taxes. If you assume $1=$1, yes, then it’s UBI, but that’s retarded because it becomes a worse system. It basically loses some of the incentive for people to work. Because negative income tax makes the first x dollars be very efficient for you to earn.

that's still equivalent to a UBI with a lower tax bracket???

let NIT be some continuous function

NIT(i), NIT(0) < 0

Then we can rewrite it as

T(i) - K

where

T(i) = 0, K > 0

K can be represented by an UBI.

Thus, there is a 1-1 mapping between any NIT and UBI system.

Very spergy but this is just a screenshot. At least link the tweet so I can get my drama fix!

Yeah because countries that have fully legalized sex work have absolutely no issues with human trafficking oh wait

There will always be far more demand than willing supply. Lolbertarians have this glamorous fantasy of sex work when the fact of the matter most people would prefer just about anything to taking strange dick for money.

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Libertarian

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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reduce the age of consent to 15

I'm a lolbertarian, but that just seems stupid

The real cause of mass shootings is not being able to fuck kids. Experts have said this, very smart experts I'm told

Imagine thinking this guy is a libertarian lmao

lower the legal age of consent to 15...

It always comes down to this in the end.

can you imagine if the undatables/unfuckables burgers just started having sex thanks to legalized prostitution? you know *some* would catch feels, the sex worker would say something that makes the fugly feel unwanted, and they just full-on snap.

if sex work becomes legal all unfuckables/unlovables should be required to wear a piece of flair on their arms so people can protect themselves.