I have to ask myself, if I was in a cell with a camera would I crank one out every night. I think i would, and finish staring right into the camera.

I mean... Who wouldn't?

I’d hang myself just to mess with them

Hadn't thought about Epstein doing it for the lulz.

“Ah dude this will drive the conspiracy nuts wild haha fuckin gotem”

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Zoomers will be talking about this until theyre geriatric so he definitely did get em

ragequit.exe

Why not both?

I would do sexy dances with a helicopter penis.

That's because you would see yourself in the reflection on the lens.

I’d edge for days so that I can shoot rope onto the lens and masturbate in peace.

Have you seen that video.of the dude stuck in the elevator for like 24hrs? He masturbates like 4 times

No, but now I want to

Drama posting as a whole rots your brain, the sub is easily one of the most transphobic subreddits filled with Enlightened centrists and alt-light trolls, the mod team is a bunch of weirdo nominally left succdems who post on Stupidpol about how they're the bastion of left thought.

One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around

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This a rightoid not a reporter.

I’d bet money we never see footage

Something about CLINTON BOSY COUNT

Clinton bussy count?

It's so clear now. Right under our noses...

Jinx

Great minds

Clinton bussy count?

We may never know

I GO TO THE MURDERsubmarine-sandwich STORE AND I FORGET MY MURDERsubmarine-sandwich VALUE CARD AT HOME. EVERY. TIME!!

I WANT MY FREE MURDEEEERRRRRRRR! SANDWICH!!!

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someone needs to oil this thing

It learned people were avoiding the "they do it for" part. Skynet right before our eyes

I GO TO THE MURDERsubmarine-sandwich STORE AND I FORGET MY MURDERSUBMARINE-SANDWICH VALUE CARD AT HOME. EVERY. TIME!!

I WANT MY FREE MURDEEEERRRRRRRR! SANDWIIIICH!!!

I'm a badly-coded-regex-AI-whisperer.

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Foreskin freedom!

How could you satisfy your wife's natural love of smegma without one?

You think I'm being ironic but...

The bot didn't respond though, this is for interesting free.

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Ok now, foreskin free is?

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But not stand up for Foreskin freedom?

well, freedom isn't free ...

Keen deduction. You'll make detective yet, my observant chum.

id bet money theres actual footage and nobody outside of governmental agencies are going to ever see it but instead continue to claim there is none just to hide what probably was actually done.

Of course we won’t see footage, there was a camera malfunction.

Probably not tho

this a rightoid

So are you

How did you come to this extremely rude and untrue conclusion?

I can just tell

I'm the most radically centrist person here.

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Okay, if you were to rank all of us by how radically centrist we are, I'd be exactly in the centre of that list.

🤔

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I checked your post history 🏌️

It's being reported everywhere. I already saw 11 people on Twitter mention it.

That’s just a bunch of twitter faggotry you faggot

Just people bouncing around that one guy. I'll hold off while I wildly speculate it was the lizard people using their temporal shift technology to make it happen.

Nigga he was under 24h surveillance how the fuck

The lizards are like Kurt Angle. That. Damned. Good.

he was apparently taken off suicide watch before this happened so i guess no he wasn't

*apparently

The dinos got him because he knew too much about their imminent return from the plasma fold.

blue checkmarks

Can we get a real reporter to say it?

this.

he's trying to force the prison to release the tapes. pretty sure Freedom of Information Act covers this sort of stuff though so 🤔

This dude believes Seth Rich was the source of the DNC hacks. Safe to say he shouldn't be allowed scissors or coffee tables with edges on them.

I want to believe, but this dude is retarded and the only one claiming it so far.

New York Post reported that he wasn't on surveillance at the time of his suicide. I don't know if this means he was taken off surveillance or if there was a technical problem.

I don't know which one is more retarded.

i mean either way something is CLEARLY up

Just because some autist on Twitter says "BREAKING" doesn't mean he isn't just making shit up

Man the timing of this is just really unfortunate

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Well if some random on Twitter says it's true....