Streaming is the dumbest thing to ever get popular that I hope this venture does as much damage as possible to the entire platform. I will support any and every cause to nuke all streaming platforms. It was a mistake to dabble in these dark arts, and it must be dealt with.
Second: This is actually misleading as even if you meet that many they typically aren't full friends but usually just that guy who you talked to once or twice. Therefore, Dunbar's number comes into effect. The average person can only maintain 150 regular relationships without being overwhelmed or dropping people.
Third: How many suicides are there each year? 47,173 in 2017.
Now for math: There's 329m people in the usa. 47,173 divided by 329m is 1.433, now you move the point to the left twice. So it's 0.014% of the population the dies of suicide each year. Therefore if you take the average 150 people and apply that % BUT WAIT, killary is a famous politician, surely her average is not in fact average but much higher. I'll put her at 500 just to be fair, she IS the most infamous female in the USA politically after all. She's 71 but babies can't remember suicides and typically they don't happen until you're 14 or so. So the actual number is 71-14=57. Each year one of these 150 people has a 0.014% chance of dying of a suicide on average. SO...
(57*500)-99.986%= .... 3.99
FOUR
FUCKING FOUR
Not counting the several people she lost at once because being left behind and being clinton suicided are different... that means she suicided 100 even though she should only suicide 4. This means killary's famous meme that the bee made is incorrect.
Inherent assumption that the general populace suicide rate applies to the population in the elite political and powerbroker world, which would be the people in both Clinton's lives, where I'd bet there's a much higher incidence of certain personality and mental disorders.
The suicides attributed to clintons also includes people neither Clinton has probably ever met, so if you're going to include mid and low level staffers and consultants, contractors etc, you've got to massively expand the population to not just acquaintances and friends, but literally anyone even remotely tangentially related to the Clintons political dealings in the broadest possible sense.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-10
Streaming is the dumbest thing to ever get popular that I hope this venture does as much damage as possible to the entire platform. I will support any and every cause to nuke all streaming platforms. It was a mistake to dabble in these dark arts, and it must be dealt with.
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1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-10
I don’t see trump retweeting it
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-08-10
I was just about to post this with a better title.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-10
oof
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-08-10
Gonna say "yikes" next? Dumbass.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-10
yikes
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-08-10
Dumbass.
1 asj7532 2019-08-10
Seethe
1 DumbIdiotsReadThis 2019-08-10
Dilate!
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-08-10
Zoz
1 FearOfBees 2019-08-10
HMMMM let me use my faggot statistic powers for a second here.
First: The average people you meet over a lifetime is 80,000
Second: This is actually misleading as even if you meet that many they typically aren't full friends but usually just that guy who you talked to once or twice. Therefore, Dunbar's number comes into effect. The average person can only maintain 150 regular relationships without being overwhelmed or dropping people.
Third: How many suicides are there each year? 47,173 in 2017.
Now for math: There's 329m people in the usa. 47,173 divided by 329m is 1.433, now you move the point to the left twice. So it's 0.014% of the population the dies of suicide each year. Therefore if you take the average 150 people and apply that % BUT WAIT, killary is a famous politician, surely her average is not in fact average but much higher. I'll put her at 500 just to be fair, she IS the most infamous female in the USA politically after all. She's 71 but babies can't remember suicides and typically they don't happen until you're 14 or so. So the actual number is 71-14=57. Each year one of these 150 people has a 0.014% chance of dying of a suicide on average. SO...
(57*500)-99.986%= .... 3.99
FOUR
FUCKING FOUR
Not counting the several people she lost at once because being left behind and being clinton suicided are different... that means she suicided 100 even though she should only suicide 4. This means killary's famous meme that the bee made is incorrect.
It's actually 2500%.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-10
Based and Q-pilled
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-10
This reads like Kevin Spacey's journal in se7en.
1 [deleted] 2019-08-10
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1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-08-10
oh jesus christ, he's serious
1 allendrio 2019-08-10
Holy shit your right lmao, imagine being this boomer brained
1 NMJ87 2019-08-10
Lol well done dumbass
1 duckraul2 2019-08-10
Inherent assumption that the general populace suicide rate applies to the population in the elite political and powerbroker world, which would be the people in both Clinton's lives, where I'd bet there's a much higher incidence of certain personality and mental disorders.
The suicides attributed to clintons also includes people neither Clinton has probably ever met, so if you're going to include mid and low level staffers and consultants, contractors etc, you've got to massively expand the population to not just acquaintances and friends, but literally anyone even remotely tangentially related to the Clintons political dealings in the broadest possible sense.
1 ArcheAngelleCreampie 2019-08-10
??
1 professorshillphd 2019-08-10
Your number is way off for someone that was first lady tbh. Many of the people that died by suicide weren't even close relationships, either.
Their Christmas greeting card list alone was in the many thousands.
1 DumbIdiotsReadThis 2019-08-10
To be fair, I'd probably kill myself if I had to see that grotesque mug.
1 WarBoyPrimo 2019-08-10
DDF GO!!!!!
1 [deleted] 2019-08-10
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-10
This time line is unbelievable.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-08-10
Where does it show his retweet?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-10
Yeah, twitter is weird to try and share, and I didn't want to do a screenshot.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-10
He's retweeting fake news bots too. 😂😂😂
Boomers these days
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-10
It's a whirlwind of shit, imagine the election approaching 2016 was just an appetizer.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-10
I am fully prepared for literally anything to happen.
1 Lehk 2019-08-10
I'm fully erect either way
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-08-10
Get your riot punch ready
1 Lehk 2019-08-10
That's an odd term for masturbation fist
1 SJCards 2019-08-10
This is a blessed timeline.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
how is that fake lol
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-10
😏
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
yeah its clearly not a bot though regardless of what you think of the authors
p sure its that jack posobiec guy or whatever
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-10
Y I K E S
1 allendrio 2019-08-10
REEE
what sort of shitty deflect is that lmao
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
he said fake news bot you fag thats what i was disputing
boy this epstein stuff really got you in a tizzy huh
dont worry trumps going to get all the hollywood pedos
1 allendrio 2019-08-10
C-O-P-E
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
what are you talking about lol i didnt mention any of that i just called u a fag
you could have just written reeeeeeeee if you wanted to save time
1 allendrio 2019-08-10
I copy pasted your comments, how much fenatyl are you on?
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
you mentioned hillary for some reason lol
why are you so worked up about this are you worried your heroes are going to be exposed
1 allendrio 2019-08-10
I NeVeR MeNtIoNeD HiLlArY
lol sure is projecting, the is only one person here who needs a retarded twitter boomer for a replacement father figure.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
why do you get so angry about this though lol
i literally didnt lol i said bnl news twitter isnt a bot
and you started getting all self righteous about the clintons LOL calm down
what would you even rage at if you didnt have trump i think u should be thankful tbh
1 allendrio 2019-08-10
SEETHE
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
you are mad though lol what even is this what are you doing now
so whyd you reply to this one
you need a nice rest and to calm down because youre really acting like a dumb faggot right now
1 allendrio 2019-08-10
S-E-E-T-H-E
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
lmao the projection calm down pls
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-08-10
whenever this closet bogan says “lol” you’ve touched a nerve
1 allendrio 2019-08-10
Oh is this priaprisms alt? i wasnt 100% hes unironically this stupid, i thought he may have been baiting me by pretending to be retarded.
Glad to know its the former.
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-08-10
butthurt 🤣🤣🤣 apply some marmite and give your nuts a tug
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-10
yeah shits funny because leftists are losing it about epstein and shootings and muh white supremacy
its the perfect time to talk shit its great lol
anyone angry at the right is a lolcow it is what it is nigga
1 TheFerrret 2019-08-10
You seem to be replying to the comments in your head rather than the ones on the screen.
Have you refilled your lithium prescription recently.
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-08-10
uh oh 😲
1 MG87 2019-08-10
Lol he is a fucking moron