Announcing New Drama Awards!
100 2019-08-11 by MiltonFriedmanisbae1
You're on reddit, potentially the most unprofitable social media site of all time. From the fact that the site still harbors pedophilia to the fact that reddit has the lowest RPU of the major social media sites to reddit's selling out to the communists to the fact that reddit can't decide whether it wants to give users a say in how the site and its subreddits are run, reddit is falling under some hard times.
We can help save reddit from its miserable existence as a company while also giving you the ability to be a pioneer in this new democracy. To do that, the /r/Drama moderators are leading a new initiative. Starting today, you will be able to ban a user from the subreddit, at the cost of your precious NEETbux.
See a seriousposting 'fugee? Ban. /u/professorshillphd win a debate with you? Ban. Someone had a quality contribution to a thread? Ban.
Bans are cumulative, so if a post gets "awarded" with a 4d and a 2d, the user will be banned for a total of 6 days. This also means that you can piss someone off by extending their ban right when they are about to get unbanned. Of course, like any true democracy, your moderators are completely and utterly exempt from this, mostly because it takes too much effort to write code to also demod a user but also partially because you're basically subhuman garbage whose closest higher power is an /r/Drama janny
Ban Length | Coins |
---|---|
1 day | 500 |
2 days | 1000 |
4 days | 2000 |
10 days | 5000 |
20 days | 10000 |
80 days | 40000 |
The subreddit also gets coins or something that we might use for best of awards since no one is pooling in their own coins to do it.
Anyway, have fun with your newfound power!
102 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-11
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
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the fact that reddit has the lowest... - archive.org, archive.today
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1 ConsistentClaim 2019-08-11
Incels
1 SQLerection 2019-08-11
This is fucking retarded
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
I know this is funny and all but doesn’t it just mean more money in faggot Reddit’s hands and nothing for this subreddit
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
it means we'll get excellent mod super awards to give out to our most precious posters! It's such a great deal!
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Give me an award faggot
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
I don't know you and you called me a faggot. You're not even real.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Everyone knows me
Everyone loves me
1 jewdanksdad 2019-08-11
[X]
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Rude
1 jewdanksdad 2019-08-11
...are you a lawlz clone?
1 goldfish_memories 2019-08-11
You a one of the few users on r/drama I recognize tbh
You should be ashamed of yourself.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Honestly I don’t recognize your name at all so you should be the one ashamed
1 goldfish_memories 2019-08-11
That's because unlike u I've got a life.
Don't worry sweaty, you'll get one too eventually 🤗🤗🤗
1 Chapose 2019-08-11
I know you just because I saw you spam your hairy rats pics all over here.
1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-11
Is this code for pussy?
1 Funkyduffy 2019-08-11
The more money we spend being retarded to each other, the less likely Reddit is going to want to wipe this cumstain of a sub off their servers.
1 collectijism 2019-08-11
Soros bux
1 CthuIhuhoop 2019-08-11
They don't do it for free
1 AutoModerator 2019-08-11
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1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-11
They pay to do it
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Wait what do the coins do
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
if you give someone a coin, we will ban them for that length of time.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-08-11
You couldn't have fucking told me this before I gave out all my free coins on retarded shit??
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Oh shit it’s on the give award screen
Lmao y’all crazy
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-08-11
I had 4000 coins from downloading an app a few years ago and I wasted them all not knowing I could actually make this sub more tolerable!
1 AutoModerator 2019-08-11
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1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
How do you buy these faggy coins
I got gold so I think I got free silver and shit to give out
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-08-11
You better watch out. Dogposters will have it out for you.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Smh
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-08-11
It’s like reddit money. If someone gives you a gold you get 100 to spend with that. Probably more for platinum. You also just buy coin packs to guild and now ban with.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Can automoderator be banned
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
no
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Oh well that’s lame
1 [deleted] 2019-08-11
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1 Chapose 2019-08-11
Snappy?
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
No bots at all
1 [deleted] 2019-08-11
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1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
The autobot is our master. We only follow its command.
1 [deleted] 2019-08-11
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1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-08-11
Oh man, where were you when drama sold out?
1 brindle_hat 2019-08-11
cringe
1 hyledog 2019-08-11
Compensation, well... A few steps down the road what I would like to do is when I say empower communities, I think there’s an extreme version of that, which is where we bring economics into this. Allowing communities to have business models. And hopefully you can use your imagination there, but I think there’s a lot they can do and that would open the door to communities having money and potentially moderators having a share of that. So I think we’re pretty far off, but that’s one of my, kind of, fantasies, that we can elevate communities to such a degree that people can actually run a business or earn a living on Reddit.
1 Chapose 2019-08-11
That would be the downfall of society, so lets hope it doesnt come to that.
1 RBLXTalk 2019-08-11
u\GallowBoob would probably paint his undies if he got paid t-
Oh wait, nevermind.
1 Redactor0 2019-08-11
https://i.imgur.com/kwCO0ZB.png
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-08-11
>flat 500 coins a day rate no matter the amount spent
lame
is the "account must be x amount of months old" still in effect? and how much of the take do reddit mods get?
a coined mod-sticky should be unstickied.
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-08-11
^this. We can finally be rid of Masterlawlz stickys.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
That would actually be worth the coins
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-08-11
Whoever thought of this idea can go suck a dick.
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This subreddit is gay and should have gotten shoah'd with MDE a long time ago.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-11
You're poor, we get it
1 Redactor0 2019-08-11
Anyone who tries to monetize this sub has got to be literally living under a fucking bridge though. Except, wait, it's probably only the rich homeless who get choice real estate like under actual bridges.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-11
I quick smoking and drinking coffee last month but I might waste all the money I saved on my new addiction
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-11
😏
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-11
For some reason it makes it more satisfying. I'm an aristocrat now.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-11
It let's your lord over the plebes, in fear that you'll drop coins on them.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-11
Even if I were Notch I wouldn’t spend money on reddit coins smh
1 still_not_Sombra 2019-08-11
You sire, just won le internet!
1 trappysaruh 2019-08-11
this one is free
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-08-11
They are doing it for free
1 AutoModerator 2019-08-11
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1 SymboIicCyanide 2019-08-11
At least 10 of those belong to me, and as a fairly average poster we can extrapolate from that there's only about 33 million real users. Most of those are left wing and right wing bits fighting each other, and the rest are the type of people who say "Congrats!" and weight loss pics.
On topic, I love this initiative. R/drama's at its best when there's a sense of danger for posting here.
1 companyfry 2019-08-11
Just pick 1 pussy
1 SymboIicCyanide 2019-08-11
I would if reddit wasn't moderated by 12 year old retards who ban for the slightest hint of wrongthink.
1 Anti-GallowBoob 2019-08-11
didn't read lol
1 bussylmao 2019-08-11
Every time I think you faggots can't get more retarded you go and prove me wrong.
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-08-11
Giving anythinv less than an 80 day ban just means you’re a poorfag tbqh
1 trappysaruh 2019-08-11
BIO TRUTHES
1 Chapose 2019-08-11
^jannie alt
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-08-11
I’m flattered you think I’m rarted enough to b a drama jannie
1 Chapose 2019-08-11
Only a jannie would shill for reddit coins
1 Top_Manner 2019-08-11
mods are sellouts
1 goldfish_memories 2019-08-11
This but unironically
1 KingRuler07 2019-08-11
The mods wish they were sellouts
1 seenten 2019-08-11
Everyone knew that jannies are the big gay, but this is even bigger and gayer. Did the admins put you up to this?
1 spergling_drama_alt 2019-08-11
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-11
Hah this is probably going to make sodypop very sad.
Unironically hilarious idea.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-11
lol bye
1 NormanImmanuel 2019-08-11
>Giving Reddit any amount of money for any reason whatsoever
There aren't enough safety measures for people of this kind.
1 CaptainAlexU 2019-08-11
Unfathomably based
1 greensunset 2019-08-11
Imagine using the same hammer for different types of rewards. Poor concepts.
1 dramasexual 2019-08-11
I get that you think you're funny, but what's gonna happen is that anyone who posts things that piss people off is gonna get banned, which is not really a great move if you're trying to curate dramatic content.
This sub's honestly been hot buttered garbage for a while now tho so really nothing of value was lost.
1 [deleted] 2019-08-11
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1 Edudogel 2019-08-11
Each tier of hammer should be a different color so that one day we can see a post with every hammer and it makes a rainbow
1 BussyShillBot 2019-08-11
This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.
They.
Are.
Not.
Human.
They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.
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1 aef823 2019-08-11
I'm more disappointed you only got a day ban.
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
Read the post you illiterate fuck
1 aef823 2019-08-11
Being a lazy retard doesn't exempt you from being banned you aborted cumsnot.
Leave it to jannies to make exceptions to the rule.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-08-11
Originality: 🖕 out of 🖐️ No other sub is doing this as far as I know. But the fact that a bunch of jannies trying to be funny/creative couldn't think of anything better than banning people drops the score significantly.
Artistic value: 😴😴😴out of 😴😴😴😴, with 😴😴😴😴 = godawful
Fun: 😑 out of 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We could have bought "The future is female" awards for people like pizza. I mean, I'm not fun so I can't think of other examples but I want to say I am highly disappointed.
This whole fiasco: 💩💩💩💩 out of 💩💩💩💩
1 MG87 2019-08-11
I hope I get chosen.
1 Stenwalden 2019-08-11
Should also ban accounts newer than 1 year from commenting.
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-11
Why don't we just turn reddit into a premium subreddit? I'm tired of rubbing elbows with poors
1 [deleted] 2019-08-11
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1 FrontierFrance210 2019-08-11
Out out out!!!
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-08-11
Can snappy be banned?
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
No
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-08-11
What about approvedcels?
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
Please do. They're getting way too confident
1 Chapose 2019-08-11
Lol than prove me that you arent, ban me for 80 days.