Announcing New Drama Awards!

100  2019-08-11 by MiltonFriedmanisbae1

You're on reddit, potentially the most unprofitable social media site of all time. From the fact that the site still harbors pedophilia to the fact that reddit has the lowest RPU of the major social media sites to reddit's selling out to the communists to the fact that reddit can't decide whether it wants to give users a say in how the site and its subreddits are run, reddit is falling under some hard times.

We can help save reddit from its miserable existence as a company while also giving you the ability to be a pioneer in this new democracy. To do that, the /r/Drama moderators are leading a new initiative. Starting today, you will be able to ban a user from the subreddit, at the cost of your precious NEETbux.

See a seriousposting 'fugee? Ban. /u/professorshillphd win a debate with you? Ban. Someone had a quality contribution to a thread? Ban.

Bans are cumulative, so if a post gets "awarded" with a 4d and a 2d, the user will be banned for a total of 6 days. This also means that you can piss someone off by extending their ban right when they are about to get unbanned. Of course, like any true democracy, your moderators are completely and utterly exempt from this, mostly because it takes too much effort to write code to also demod a user but also partially because you're basically subhuman garbage whose closest higher power is an /r/Drama janny

Ban Length Coins
1 day 500
2 days 1000
4 days 2000
10 days 5000
20 days 10000
80 days 40000

The subreddit also gets coins or something that we might use for best of awards since no one is pooling in their own coins to do it.

Anyway, have fun with your newfound power!

102 comments

And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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Incels

This is fucking retarded

I know this is funny and all but doesn’t it just mean more money in faggot Reddit’s hands and nothing for this subreddit

it means we'll get excellent mod super awards to give out to our most precious posters! It's such a great deal!

Give me an award faggot

I don't know you and you called me a faggot. You're not even real.

Everyone knows me

Everyone loves me

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Rude

...are you a lawlz clone?

You a one of the few users on r/drama I recognize tbh

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Honestly I don’t recognize your name at all so you should be the one ashamed

That's because unlike u I've got a life.

Don't worry sweaty, you'll get one too eventually 🤗🤗🤗

I know you just because I saw you spam your hairy rats pics all over here.

Is this code for pussy?

The more money we spend being retarded to each other, the less likely Reddit is going to want to wipe this cumstain of a sub off their servers.

Soros bux

They don't do it for free

Steve Huffman: Compensation, well... A few steps down the road what I would like to do is when I say empower communities, I think there’s an extreme version of that, which is where we bring economics into this. Allowing communities to have business models. And hopefully you can use your imagination there, but I think there’s a lot they can do and that would open the door to communities having money and potentially moderators having a share of that. So I think we’re pretty far off, but that’s one of my, kind of, fantasies, that we can elevate communities to such a degree that people can actually run a business or earn a living on Reddit.

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They pay to do it

Wait what do the coins do

if you give someone a coin, we will ban them for that length of time.

You couldn't have fucking told me this before I gave out all my free coins on retarded shit??

Oh shit it’s on the give award screen

Lmao y’all crazy

I had 4000 coins from downloading an app a few years ago and I wasted them all not knowing I could actually make this sub more tolerable!

Steve Huffman: Compensation, well... A few steps down the road what I would like to do is when I say empower communities, I think there’s an extreme version of that, which is where we bring economics into this. Allowing communities to have business models. And hopefully you can use your imagination there, but I think there’s a lot they can do and that would open the door to communities having money and potentially moderators having a share of that. So I think we’re pretty far off, but that’s one of my, kind of, fantasies, that we can elevate communities to such a degree that people can actually run a business or earn a living on Reddit.

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How do you buy these faggy coins

I got gold so I think I got free silver and shit to give out

You better watch out. Dogposters will have it out for you.

Smh

It’s like reddit money. If someone gives you a gold you get 100 to spend with that. Probably more for platinum. You also just buy coin packs to guild and now ban with.

Can automoderator be banned

no

Oh well that’s lame

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Snappy?

No bots at all

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The autobot is our master. We only follow its command.

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Oh man, where were you when drama sold out?

cringe

Compensation, well... A few steps down the road what I would like to do is when I say empower communities, I think there’s an extreme version of that, which is where we bring economics into this. Allowing communities to have business models. And hopefully you can use your imagination there, but I think there’s a lot they can do and that would open the door to communities having money and potentially moderators having a share of that. So I think we’re pretty far off, but that’s one of my, kind of, fantasies, that we can elevate communities to such a degree that people can actually run a business or earn a living on Reddit.

That would be the downfall of society, so lets hope it doesnt come to that.

u\GallowBoob would probably paint his undies if he got paid t-

Oh wait, nevermind.

>flat 500 coins a day rate no matter the amount spent

lame

is the "account must be x amount of months old" still in effect? and how much of the take do reddit mods get?

Of course, like any true democracy, your moderators are completely and utterly exempt from this, mostly because it takes too much effort to write code to also demod a user but also partially because you're basically subhuman garbage whose closest higher power is an /r/Drama janny.

a coined mod-sticky should be unstickied.

^this. We can finally be rid of Masterlawlz stickys.

That would actually be worth the coins

Whoever thought of this idea can go suck a dick.

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This subreddit is gay and should have gotten shoah'd with MDE a long time ago.

You're poor, we get it

Anyone who tries to monetize this sub has got to be literally living under a fucking bridge though. Except, wait, it's probably only the rich homeless who get choice real estate like under actual bridges.

paying to be a janny

😏

For some reason it makes it more satisfying. I'm an aristocrat now.

It let's your lord over the plebes, in fear that you'll drop coins on them.

Even if I were Notch I wouldn’t spend money on reddit coins smh

You sire, just won le internet!

this one is free

They are doing it for free

Steve Huffman: Compensation, well... A few steps down the road what I would like to do is when I say empower communities, I think there’s an extreme version of that, which is where we bring economics into this. Allowing communities to have business models. And hopefully you can use your imagination there, but I think there’s a lot they can do and that would open the door to communities having money and potentially moderators having a share of that. So I think we’re pretty far off, but that’s one of my, kind of, fantasies, that we can elevate communities to such a degree that people can actually run a business or earn a living on Reddit.

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330 million monthly active users

At least 10 of those belong to me, and as a fairly average poster we can extrapolate from that there's only about 33 million real users. Most of those are left wing and right wing bits fighting each other, and the rest are the type of people who say "Congrats!" and weight loss pics.

On topic, I love this initiative. R/drama's at its best when there's a sense of danger for posting here.

thinking it’s normal to have 10 alt accounts

Just pick 1 pussy

I would if reddit wasn't moderated by 12 year old retards who ban for the slightest hint of wrongthink.

didn't read lol

Every time I think you faggots can't get more retarded you go and prove me wrong.

Giving anythinv less than an 80 day ban just means you’re a poorfag tbqh

BIO TRUTHES

^jannie alt

I’m flattered you think I’m rarted enough to b a drama jannie

Only a jannie would shill for reddit coins

mods are sellouts

This but unironically

The mods wish they were sellouts

Everyone knew that jannies are the big gay, but this is even bigger and gayer. Did the admins put you up to this?

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

Hah this is probably going to make sodypop very sad.

Unironically hilarious idea.

lol bye

>Giving Reddit any amount of money for any reason whatsoever

There aren't enough safety measures for people of this kind.

Unfathomably based

Imagine using the same hammer for different types of rewards. Poor concepts.

I get that you think you're funny, but what's gonna happen is that anyone who posts things that piss people off is gonna get banned, which is not really a great move if you're trying to curate dramatic content.

This sub's honestly been hot buttered garbage for a while now tho so really nothing of value was lost.

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Each tier of hammer should be a different color so that one day we can see a post with every hammer and it makes a rainbow

This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.

They.

Are.

Not.

Human.

They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.

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I'm more disappointed you only got a day ban.

Read the post you illiterate fuck

Being a lazy retard doesn't exempt you from being banned you aborted cumsnot.

Leave it to jannies to make exceptions to the rule.

Originality: 🖕 out of 🖐️ No other sub is doing this as far as I know. But the fact that a bunch of jannies trying to be funny/creative couldn't think of anything better than banning people drops the score significantly.

Artistic value: 😴😴😴out of 😴😴😴😴, with 😴😴😴😴 = godawful

Fun: 😑 out of 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We could have bought "The future is female" awards for people like pizza. I mean, I'm not fun so I can't think of other examples but I want to say I am highly disappointed.

This whole fiasco: 💩💩💩💩 out of 💩💩💩💩

I hope I get chosen.

Should also ban accounts newer than 1 year from commenting.

Why don't we just turn reddit into a premium subreddit? I'm tired of rubbing elbows with poors

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Out out out!!!

Can snappy be banned?

No

What about approvedcels?

Please do. They're getting way too confident

Lol than prove me that you arent, ban me for 80 days.