Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
Why do conspiratards not understand why they're mocked? They seem to unironically believe they're mocked because people believe nothing nefarious is ever afoot. As if no conspiracies have ever been true. No, people mock conspiratards (especially the /r/conspiracy variety) because they believe literally *everything, no matter how absurd, no matter how little evidence exists.
It's that you count your hits, but never your misses (and the misses greatly out number any hits.) These people are just so fucking dumb, they're so dumb it's mind-blowing.
Of course I said fent semi-ironically, but to play armchair psychologist, more likely the people that go on unhinged rants like this are lacking something in their life that makes them need to feel in control of everything, regardless if it's totally out of their reach or not.
Now go to bed pizza, long day of arguing with dramatards tomorrow.
I have a cousin like this, who is literally a genius in every other aspect of their life, but is also an insane conspiracy theorists that believes literally anything he reads. I dont think it's because hes stupid and gullible, but some deeper psychological issues that cause him to believe every event in human history originates from some central command pulling the strings. It's a neat way to package the world without accepting the chaos it actually is.
ehhh i know people who do similarly dumb things. they're legit just wrong. there doesnt have to be a 'deeper psychological issue' for someone to just be really stupid
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Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
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1 professorshillphd 2019-08-11
Why do conspiratards not understand why they're mocked? They seem to unironically believe they're mocked because people believe nothing nefarious is ever afoot. As if no conspiracies have ever been true. No, people mock conspiratards (especially the /r/conspiracy variety) because they believe literally *everything, no matter how absurd, no matter how little evidence exists.
It's that you count your hits, but never your misses (and the misses greatly out number any hits.) These people are just so fucking dumb, they're so dumb it's mind-blowing.
1 seenten 2019-08-11
Of course I said fent semi-ironically, but to play armchair psychologist, more likely the people that go on unhinged rants like this are lacking something in their life that makes them need to feel in control of everything, regardless if it's totally out of their reach or not.
Now go to bed pizza, long day of arguing with dramatards tomorrow.
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-11
I agree with this.
I have a cousin like this, who is literally a genius in every other aspect of their life, but is also an insane conspiracy theorists that believes literally anything he reads. I dont think it's because hes stupid and gullible, but some deeper psychological issues that cause him to believe every event in human history originates from some central command pulling the strings. It's a neat way to package the world without accepting the chaos it actually is.
1 HogPostBot 2019-08-11
ehhh i know people who do similarly dumb things. they're legit just wrong. there doesnt have to be a 'deeper psychological issue' for someone to just be really stupid
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1 HogPostBot 2019-08-11
honestly no they're just dumb
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1 Matues49 2019-08-11
Damn, this is some Grade-A fentout. I love how he went from:
to
1 jewdanksdad 2019-08-11
I will pay 500 bussy bucks to the first person who can tell me what the "moon" really is!
1 Matues49 2019-08-11
ur mum that's who it is
1 jewdanksdad 2019-08-11
I always thought the moon was kinda naggy
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-08-11
A solid sphere of alien bussy meat
1 MG87 2019-08-11
Cheese.
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1 gunowner63 2019-08-11
A hollow satellite ayy lmaos use to spy on humans? That's what I gathered from that thread at least.
1 MG87 2019-08-11
Schizo Post of the day?
1 seenten 2019-08-11
SPOTD
1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-11
Just let them have this
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-11
Actually true, but he's off on the reason. Pro tip never trust the ISI for Intel.
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