Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

Snapshots:

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Imagine unironically being a bong 😂😂😂

Imagine being a copper in Bongistan.

I refuse. Just knowing that bongistan isn't at the bottom of the ocean is too much for me to cope with

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oi you 'ave a loicense for imagine-posting?

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Imagine needing a licence for imagine-posting 😒😒😒

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I love bong TV shows and I just can't comprehend how cucked their country is and they use their TV shows to cover that fact.

There are no good bong shows

wrong

Name one, you cant

top gear, sherlock, coupling.....

Incorrect

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American top gear is trash.

Wrong, it's perfect

Dude no.

One of the greatest shows ever created

Hayi. Suga wena.

Point out one flaw in American Top Gear. You can't btw

Not enough ballplay while deepthroating.

Mazda Miata cock and ball torture

C'mon man, this isn't even a good attempted troll.

Cope

dude Sherlock lmao

Maybe if you posted this right after the first season ended

peep show, little britain, fleabag

Wrong wrong and wrong

well then

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Inbetweeners, fawlty towers, friday night dinner.

Wrong wrong, and wrong again

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How on earth is fleabag good? I watched two episodes of it and wanted to send them a bill for my time afterwards.

eat shit and die honkey

You first cracker

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Yes Minister.

All sports and news coverage. Most music shows and documentaries, any comedy panel show.

QI, Blackadder, a bit of fry and Laurie, the original whose line is it anyway, etc...

None of them are good

I know you can't mean that.

Literally unwatchable

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was hook line and sinker till I got to here you got me bitch

Cope

Another bong-related thread a few days ago had someone mention "imagine living in the UK realizing your ancestors could have emigrated to 25% of the rest of the planet yet chose to stay here".

No one copes harder than the anglo.

Lol that was me

UK has become your average Monty Python sketch.

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EVERYONE! DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THIS MAN NO MATTER HOW STUPID AND IDIOTIC HE MAY LOOK IN THIS PHOTO! I REPEAT, DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THIS DRUG DEALER WHO BELIEVES THIS IS A PROPER HAIRSTYLE! ONLY AN INSANE, PSYCHOSOMATIC ADDICT WOULD MOCK HIM FOR HIS STYLE CHOICES. DON'T BE A FIRESTARTER, TWISTED FIRESTARTER.

rip keith flint.

https://twitter.com/BEEFWHISTLE/status/1160904693066997762?s=19

Lol someone on Twitter stole your comment

I better get royalties from beefwhistle

Never forget that the Bongs once had an empire.

Bongs currently have exactly what they deserve.

Cuck island belongs at the bottom of the sea. History will frown on the US forever for not letting the krauts pistol whip their crooked teeth down their throats with a Luger.

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Support global warming, and help sink the UK today!

The biggest and most powerful in history too. Now reduced to this...

I can't wait for the day modern Odoacer takes London.

We will be back soon. Once the queen awakens from her slumber the empire will rise again.

admitting you're a bong

Sad!

And will do again my naive burger friend

PLEASE APPLOY FER A EMPOYA LOICENSE BRUV

But they weren't allowed to renew that license.

Im the trouble starter, punkin instigator

I just want to say that album is amazing

I only know it because it was on a best-of album of 90s house music, along with that "wheeeere's youuuu heaaaddd atatatatat WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT" song.

Wheres it at?

Lol that nigga thought a comb over was supposed to go vertical

Bullyhunters out here

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Oi have you got a license for that haircut?

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What a fag

Sincerely, a burger 🇺🇸

Implying burgers are any better.

Burgers are the greatest humans to ever exist, and that'll be true even after time itself ends

Reminder Drama is an American sub. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 God bless the U. S. Of A.

Everything under the sun should belong to America

Manifest Destiny but for the entire world. 😁

Never read a more beautiful sentence

😹😹😹

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Keep it down or we’ll pop over to burn Washington again 😎🇬🇧

Here in burgerland we just shoot anyone who insults us.

God damn I love this country.

Hey guys I found the cop responsible for this warning.

nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw. AwooooooooOooooh. AwoooooooooooOoooooh! Careful what you think, sweaty!

Incase you ever wondered why this is an issue

Did... did her hair cause a lens flare?

And people still try to argue that Bongs are human

The fucking irony of complaining about "online trolls" while looking like this...

She's just paying homage to Britains finest contribution to popular music.

Oh god what were these two fags called again?

This sub is full of burgers making fun of bongs because burgers can’t cope with the fact that they have an insane clown as the president who is an international joke, so they have to focus on minor news stories in bongland that doesn’t actually affect anyone.

Yeah imagine the UK had a silly leader and were engaged in a political situation that the outside world sees as laughable and retarded....

It’s almost as if the UK and US are both insanely dumb. The US wins by virtue of not having a monarchy however.

Bong cope. Can I have the serial number for your comment so I can report you to the literal, unironic Bong cyber police

an insane clown as the president who is an international joke

lmao you forget something sweaty?

Bojo is a buffoon but Trump is infinitely more of a psychotic narcissist manchild.

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Cope

Enjoy getting shot burger boi

I can't hear you over the screaming children covered in acid