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404  2019-08-12 by ManWithoutWaifu

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people that find pibbles cute are mentally ill.

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Ok buddy

You ever adopt a pit from a no kill shelter to turn it in to a different shelter?

Thank you for your service. o7

Big brain

It's a gamer move

PitbullDropoff2019

eternally based

Can't wait for the pitcide โœŠ๐Ÿ˜Œ

based and pibblepilled

Dude cool it with the racism...

Oh wow really cool that you found a way to subtly introduce that point

This totally was not your desired topic of conversation the entire time and the entire reason you spam this garbage

Your posts have gotten worse lately, please try and at least have some decent bait

Pitbull is garbage

Pitbulls aren't dogs.

Is r/dogfree brigading again?

Pitbulls are more likely to kill other dogs in a fight. To be anti-Pitbull is to be pro-Dog.

They're just scared that a strong, masculine pitbull is going to cuck their dog's wife.

Did you know despite making up 13% of dogs pibbles commit 52% of bites?

Awww little bitch afraid

needs the dark souls death bit

u ded

degenerate tattoos

shocking

t. Incel freak

I was just coming here to say that. What do you reckon the odds are that she has fucked one or both of these dogs?

100%

W W F D

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That's adorable.

this comment would be x100 better if the name was 911woofer ๐Ÿ˜’

What's up with people hating this? I'm lost

Pits need to be extinct

Is this ironic? Pits are amazing dogs that shouldn't be bred for profit but should definitely be adopted.

They should be sterilized and forced to die out, actually

Okay, didn't realise you were actually a troll. Cheers, fuckwit

Stomped a pit flat and slid it under my neighbors front door

Who the fuck are you people and where did you come from?

Send all pits to PETA shelters

Day of the Syringe NOW ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฆด

I dunno who the fuck these people are either, but Iโ€™m done with this sub. Fuck these people

(Pitbulls)๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ

Oh no. Troll? In r slash Drama? Don't worry, I'll report him to the mods, we don't want that kind of behavior here.

You better not ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

Yeah but, what about the poor allfugees?

Nah that's expensive, shotgun shells are cheap

amazing if you want a late term abortion

Most poorly trained dogs will maul infants. I wouldn't leave a twelve year old near a mill brood mother German shepherd.

Do your bit

Euthanize a pit

Pibbles wobble, but they donโ€™t fall down...

Or let go of your toddlerโ€™s arm.

What's more likely to happen? Pibby wibby letting go of the toddlers arm, or the toddlers arm letting go of the toddler?

Depends on how good your aim is.

Why are you shooting toddlers?

Donโ€™t kinkshame me.

Whatโ€™s going on with this comment section and this post? Was there a recent pit bull attack or something?

There has never been a point since the inception of pitbulls that there hasn't been a recent pitbull attack.

the "X Days since last pitbull attack" has been at zero for so long that nobody is even manning the sign anymore

There has never been a point since the inception of blacks that there hasn't been a recent black shooting.

Yeah every day

I mean there's a pitbull attack every day pretty much

Iโ€™ll be honest with you I find that terrifying.

Just the weird shaking and the head spasms as it charges towards you, itโ€™s like Jacobโ€™s ladder but with dogs.

Look how wide its body is. Everything about this dog has been specifically bred to enhance its killing capabilities.

It's funny to see people trying to deny reality and say pits are totally not what they look like. That huge strong jaw, enhanced muscle mass, high prey drive...totall nanny dog material.

No NGO would throw money at trying to cleanup the image of a gator and present it as some gentle beast. You look at it and you see it for what it is a huge murder machine, but somehow shitbulls are misunderstood.

I find it hilarious. That dog is wobbling like that because its incredibly obese. This is the dog equivalent of a fat guy jogging.

You ever RKO a pit

I once held ice on a pitbull's genitals to prevent overheating. Stupid thing refused to rest when we were out walking.

Wow shitbull lover stroking his shitbulls dick. Truly a shocking turn of events

That should give you hours of material for your spank bank.

The only thing I'm spanking is pits on their butts with pentobarbital syringes

Is killing pitbulls your fetish or something?

I think it as a public service. That's why I support PETA

HE RAN DOWN THE STAIRS! I WILL NOW IGNORE THAT THIS DOG WAS SPECIFICALLY BREAD TO FIGHT AND KILL, IS DISPROPORTIONATELY STRONG, AND SHOULD NOT BE OWNED BY A TINY FOID BECAUSE HE RAN DOWN THE STAIRS LOL DOGGO FLOOP WOOP HECKIN

bread

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Rise and GRIND Kings let's make that bread ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต

THAT THIS DOG WAS SPECIFICALLY BREAD TO FIGHT AND KILL,

Woah now that's racist. It's just their environment, bigot. If pibbles are naturally prone to violence than what about black people, fucking nazi?

Fun fact the reason there called pit bulls because they were bred for the cuddle pits of olde England. Thatโ€™s where doggies would snuggle babies in special pits down by the docks and chaps would bet on which doggie would snuggle the most babies

edit: itโ€™s a sport

thank you kanye very cool

It's a common misconception that Pitbulls would be found in the bull-baiting pits of Victorian London slums. In fact, English noblemen would entrust the raising of their children to Pitbulls. Because they're, erm, nanny dogs.

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  • 2 huge toddler mauling shitbulls

  • reddit Pibble Defence will eat it up ๐ŸŽฃ

And they say stereotypes aren't real...

She isn't physically strong enough to control one of those dogs, let alone two.

this sub is triggered by some fucking dogs

hey bucko the PQ is a bigger concern than the JQ

when you hear a pitbull bark do you shit your pants?

no id make sure i have either a weapon on me, or around me when in contact with such foul beasts

Honestly terrifying.

There had to be a toddler at the bottom of those stairs in that video. There's no other explanation.

Daily reminder that breed bite statistics are fake news. Zoomers will literally believe anything if some rando makes it into a graph.

Graph = le STEM right? Graph = le STATISTICS? And le statistics = THE TRUTH. Zoomers are so wise.

r/lostredditors

Go fuck yourself

Jesus, you people are fucked in the head. The hell happened to this sub?

furry

sad about a dog

Tell the truth. You want to have sex with the dog?

Fuck no

We took the pibblepill

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pibbles of peace

On god cant tell if everyone is memeing but it you actually believe that pitbulls come out of the womb ready to attack people you are actually retarded. We had a pitbull for 11 years and he's never gotten close to attacking someone. He's even helped baby chickens when they got stuck under our porch. It depends on how you train them. If you lock them in a cage and kick them then no shit its gonna fucking eat you.

what kind of dog needs to be trained not to eat humans

I totally agree, with proper training you have a chance of overriding a pitbull's inherently violent nature.

When someone leaves the playground gate at the daycare wide open

Did you know despite years of affirmative action Pibbles still have lower IQs than other dogs and commit 52% of the violent crime?

โ€œThey day it kills you after you watch itโ€

Despite being only 12% of the population, pit bulls are responsible for 53% of all dog bites.

White, fat, trashy tattoos, stupid hair.

Of course she has pitbulls.

Look at that thing and tell me it's not an abomination that should be sourced from this earth.