[Longpost] Anti-jannie drama storm in /r/teenagers.
128 2019-08-12 by zsfh
The /r/teenagers jannie team banned off-topic memes.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/codd58/mod_a_rule_change_and_a_few_reminders/
This made zoomers RISE UP.
This is a shit rule and you know it. Memes can’t be about fucking video games? Are you out of your mind? That’s like saying you can’t talk about food because not everyone eats. It’s bullshit. Just because some people don’t talk about something shouldn’t mean that no one can. This is bullshit [...] I highly suggest you take a good, hard think about this rule. The negative backlash in the comments of this post should be enough.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/codd58/mod_a_rule_change_and_a_few_reminders/ewhrxou/
This is horrible. This sub feels like a fucking school now. Not every discussion needs to be meaningful. Ever heard of a casual conversation? If other teenagers can’t relate, then they should go to a different post. It’s not the OP’s fucking problem. This is actually retarded. I don’t think I’ve ever seen more retarded rules before. What if someone posts about how they’re depressed but since not all teens are depressed they can’t relate to it. It’s fucking ridiculous. Nice job, you ruined the sub even more.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/codd58/mod_a_rule_change_and_a_few_reminders/ewhmlj1/
WE ARE TEEENAGERS, Let us fuck around and shitpost. This ain't school, THis ain't home, This is place to discuss and have some fun. SHitposting is part of the subreddit. TO A STEP BACK AND LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/codd58/mod_a_rule_change_and_a_few_reminders/ewijdlr/
People like you are what's wrong with the world. Primitive barbarians masquerading as intelligent, civilized human beings, thinking their primitive grunts are profound pursuits of philosophy. You, my sweet summer child, are little more than an undereducated, shit throwing gibbon. A lesser ape of infantile intellect and even less adept at the English language than a toddler's dungheap. You are the reason I sit and weep for the human species, because edgy neckbeards with too much time on their hands look down upon their betters with contempt while showing little interest in self reflection and betterment. You, my intellectually impoverished knuckle dragging troglodyte, prove to the whole world that one can have a vacant mind and still have the ability to access the internet and fill it with their pseudo intellectual drivel. The problem with making the internet user friendly, allowing those bankrupt of mind to propagate what passes for 'intellectual discourse' with the same velocity as his betters, much to the detriment of those with the misfortune to read their refuse.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/codd58/mod_a_rule_change_and_a_few_reminders/ewhzu0q/
User creates petition calling for users to boycott (lol) the sub on Monday. Reaches 10k upvotes.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/coxpf7/petition_to_post_nothing_on_monday/
Jannies y'all it, leading to https://imgur.com/a/gWebtNk.
Users created follow-up posts, one of which reaches 70k upvotes.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/cp4yzm/they_took_down_my_protest_post_of_10k_upvotes/
Users created democratically-run (lol) replacement subreddits.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Republic_of_Teenagers/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Teenagers_rebellion/
Jannies create clarification post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/cp4a2t/clarification_on_the_recent_announcement_about/
I think r/reenagers is literally anything we teenagers make out if it. It can be about memes, videogames, current events, crushes, and so much more. I joined this sub not only because im a teenager, but because you never know what you're going to get. One post can be about minecraft or communism and then the post below it can be about stress with parents. Posts here can make tou laugh, cry, and think. I love this sub because of the randomness. The randomness mirrors all of our lives and personalities and THATS what makes it special. If we get rid of this randomness that makes us, well, US, then thats not r/teenagers.
It's very clear the members of the subreddit aren't happy with the new decision, perhaps you should stop being whiny about the response and instead channel that into future decisions, or better yet, step down considering you're all clearly unfit to moderate this subreddit based on your inability to handle criticism, hate, pushback, as well as an inability to both listen to and communicate with the subreddit. This is the same level of tonedeaf as boomers complaining about millenials and gen x'ers "killing the housing industry".
Zoomers elect new head jannie (with no actual power lol), resolve to follow his commandments.
To all the teenagers and the people supporting me to become the head mod, we have won... Sort of
You see, the people who support the mods after all the crap they did is, of course, a minority. So, they can’t report all of us. We simply just make our own rules
Let me introduce Pre Rule
Pre Rule is where we will not follow the Subs crappy rules. We will make our own rules.
People will v0te (I can’t spell the word correctly because this post was removed 3 times for begging for upvotes. Which it didn’t do. It was removed from an auto bot. So, I think it removed it cause I kept saying vote)
They will v0te for the mods for Pre Rule, which will be called Pre Mods (Or PM’s)
They will v0te for what Pre Rules we have
We will not listen to the stupid rules that hey have. We will listen to the actual good ones they have
We will ****post all we want
This is a Democratic Republic now. Pre Rule rules now. Get used to it mods. Pre Mods Rule.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/cp1nmd/we_kind_of_won_the_war/
Users resolve to mass-downvote scabs.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/cp5u1y/im_sorry_little_one/
Realizing literally nobody cares about zoomers not posting to a sub for a day, they instead resolve to continue their boycott until the rules are changed back (lol).
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/cp0tud/you_say_post_nothing_on_monday_i_say_screw_that/
They've started a change.org petition, something absolutely nobody can ignore.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/cow4he/heres_a_petition_to_remove_this_awful_rule/
Somebody longposts some boring shit on how they'lll fix this.
https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/cp8uqb/how_can_we_solve_the_current_crisis/
If it were up to me
SRDines create a thread.
u/PillowManExtreme created a great post trying to figure out a solution to the current issues the subreddit is facing. It's being downvoted by protesting users but I think it's really worth reading.
lol.
Yea I'd agree with that definition. It's just when I see mass shooters using memes in their manifestos and read articles about Russian use of memes in digital warfare I feel like I've stepped through the looking glass. [...]
It really does open young people up to insidious propaganda. "Its just a stupid/edgy joke" sounds fine, but when it's propaganda actually being decemunated as a meme, as a repeating message over and over again, it eventually stops being a joke. You can only jokingly/ironicly say "I hate ____ people" or "____ should die" so many times before it STOPS being a joke whether you realize or not. And throw in some good old teenage peer pressure and things can get out of control so damn fast.
[...] I'm a little surprised to see the word "gay" still being used to critique something negatively. That was massively popular when I was a teen 20 years ago. I'm surprised another word hasn't replaced it. Or has it come full circle, already? I feel so old.
it went through a phase of people condemning it, but then with the rise of gamergate and ironic memes, people started to use it again, and its developed to the point its used un ironically again
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-12
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1 TheColdTurtle 2019-08-12
Dont you just love zoomers
1 goldfish_memories 2019-08-12
Pedophilia is not a good look, sweaty. Unless you're Epstein ofc
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-08-12
But what if I want my own private island
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-12
Abolish teenagers. Imprison them until they turn 20
1 Myopic_may0 2019-08-12
It's called school bruh.
deepthoughts
1 Noke_swog 2019-08-12
Real eyes realize real lies.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-08-12
I don’t care, but I did upvote for the sheer effort put into this post.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-08-12
Imagine knowing how to read lmao
1 Papastump90 2019-08-12
its over for wordcels
1 [deleted] 2019-08-12
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1 Papastump90 2019-08-12
I'll admit, they do know how to shitpost in that sub. Anybody that is capable of reading can tell that you will only get dumber if you visit r/teenagers, and if you are active god forbid, might as well get a helmet now
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-08-12
imagine being retarded and a teenager
1 Jackel42069 2019-08-12
FTFY
1 ardasyenden 2019-08-12
Hey man at least I’m not a millennial
1 Green_and_Lean 2019-08-12
Do these people know how to make an argument?
1 Poes_Lawyer_Esq 2019-08-12
there teenagers so no
1 Green_and_Lean 2019-08-12
1 Poes_Lawyer_Esq 2019-08-12
whom asked you to but in
1 [deleted] 2019-08-12
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1 VanillaReign 2019-08-12
*Whomst'd've
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-12
Their high school had to divert the debate team funds to the special education dept it seems.
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-08-12
>not performing photosynthesis
Lmao Animalia cuck. 🌱
1 papercrumbs 2019-08-12
Dead men eat no hot dogs
ITT: Not considering the Great Majority
1 zergling_Lester 2019-08-12
They also don't argue on the webs, which is commendable.
1 ClinicalGazesUrBulge 2019-08-12
Technically there are people on nasogastric tubes who don't eat
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-08-12
They're teenagers of fucking course they don't
1 OlgierdVonEverec 2019-08-12
Everytime
1 neomatrixfan999 2019-08-12
The way they constantly refer to themselves as "teenagers" is cringe, it's like they're dying old boomers clinging to their highschool days, except they're all actually 16 right now. Still clinging.
Generations can be a useful divider but by Allah being a zoomer is literally a meme identity, t. zoomer
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-08-12
Back to school season, junior!
Shit sounds gay af. Suck more dicks, homo.
Here's a good idea for a "solution" to the "current issues the sub is facing": Go outside and get laid
1 dagoldenpan 2019-08-12
Gays just want all the bussy for themselves
1 sackblabbathrowaway 2019-08-12
Haha he is big homosex
1 [deleted] 2019-08-12
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1 IsPepsiOkay11 2019-08-12
At least they can still ping
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-12
what % of that sub is creepy old men, pretending to be a teen as a part of some bizarre sexual fantasy, or just straight up preying on potential victims?
it's 15% at the absolute minimum
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-12
I'm thinking more about the mod team, and the chances that any of them are even teenagers. I remember the military mod post about posting literal military recruitment amas on the sub and thus began my suspicion that their mods are all adults and working for ad companies.
1 Lehk 2019-08-12
r/teenagers is where the mods are all marketers and the posters are all pedos
Why tf would actual teenagers go on a sub called teenagers
1 RBLXTalk 2019-08-12
They don't. What's left is who we all called the "weird kids" at school, who sit around all day repeating set phrases "creeper aw man" "69" "nice nice nice nice" "r/punpolice r/woooosh r/thirdsub" on the internet to other weird kids who give them validation for being such invalids. They are, essentially, dramacels who are still partway through baking.
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-08-12
SRDines being out of touch fearmongering gamergate-obsessed joke police? Say it ain’t so
1 [deleted] 2019-08-12
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1 femroot 2019-08-12
They're trying to brigade and boycott their own sub, doubt that will actually change anything
1 unwhollytrinity 2019-08-12
People like you are what's wrong with the world. Primitive barbarians masquerading as intelligent, civilized human beings, thinking their primitive grunts are profound pursuits of philosophy. You, my sweet summer child, are little more than an undereducated, shit throwing gibbon. A lesser ape of infantile intellect and even less adept at the English language than a toddler's dungheap. You are the reason I sit and weep for the human species, because edgy neckbeards with too much time on their hands look down upon their betters with contempt while showing little interest in self reflection and betterment. You, my intellectually impoverished knuckle dragging troglodyte, prove to the whole world that one can have a vacant mind and still have the ability to access the internet and fill it with their pseudo intellectual drivel. The problem with making the internet user friendly, allowing those bankrupt of mind to propagate what passes for 'intellectual discourse' with the same velocity as his betters, much to the detriment of those with the misfortune to read their refuse.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-08-12
Leave it to the killjoy fags of SRD to somehow find /r/teenagers PrObLeMaTiC.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-08-12
Teens and boomers should have to pass a litmus test before using the internet. CMV
1 gayboycarti 2019-08-12
r/teenagers has been an annoying mess for almost a year now and that’s exactly why r/feemagers is a thing. way more chill, little to no shitposts, overall way more wholesome.
1 truuy 2019-08-12
Day of the mop when?
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-08-12
mods get up and now want to wip the kids into line
1 [deleted] 2019-08-12
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1 MG87 2019-08-12
Christ what a bunch of whiny twats
1 ardasyenden 2019-08-12
ok but why are the jannies being faggots over there?
1 DinoHL 2019-08-12
This is May May June all over again, but somehow even worse.