OP in /r/neckbeardfashionadvice wears a gay shirt. Y'all Status: Unbehaveable

134  2019-08-12 by ason

48 comments

Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that

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Can one of our resident homos spill the tea on pleated highwater denim? There's no way this is fashionable, right? Dude looks like a stowaway on a gay cruise from the 1940s.

Dude looks like a runaway twink fuckboi that belongs to Bryan Singer.

His post history is filled with retarded outfits. His posture is also weird, like he has stiffened muscles and can't move, and he looks like he's not fully there

https://www.reddit.com/r/streetwear/comments/clo94w/wdywt_lets_find_an_out/

https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashion/comments/aco12c/wiwt_thumbholes_are_so_cute_uwu/

https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashion/comments/8vphjk/wiwt_backpacks_are_still_my_friend/

https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashion/comments/cm02eu/wiwt_real_men_wear_short_shorts/

Like, every single thing he wears just makes him look like a stickman dressed in 50's clothes.

He also apparently wrote a Medium article about fashion that's not deleted where he talked about himself in 3rd person.

The backpack one was the most normal looking one, not bad there. Somehow he got worse as time goes on

He still looks really awkward and uncomfortable in there though.

Why are his pants always too short? Even if he wants no break, they all look like he just got wedgied. That probably explains his posture.

Niggas prepping for the great flood.

He's doing the "awkward white guy in a shoegaze band" pose, but his ridiculous outfits and scoliosis ruin whatever sort of indie nerdcore vibe he thinks he's channeling.

That belt is going up to his fucking belly button lmao

Kind of seems like it could work somehow, it's got a "I work manual labor at the docks in the 1980s" vibe going on.

Lol at accusing anyone of being a homo after using the phrase "spill the tea".

He dresses like my gay uncle that's in his 60's now.

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When slim fit looks like jincos on you.

More like TWNKOs

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LMFAO WHAT IS THAT NIGGA WEARING

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I like his pants 😎

The shirt is the least hilarious thing about this whole ensemble.

The shirt is just a cringy "look how gay and woke I am" statement. The pants are hysterical.

I'm impressed that the shirt is the fourth most gay thing in that photo.

That is so low T trappysaruh js seething with jealousy.

the guy looks like shit, the whole outfit looks like shit, the text on the shirt is the least retarded thing going on

the text actually somewhat makes sense - he's one of the types I envision would wear that proudly, he just oozes soy

There's an image out there of someone wearing this shirt while also holding a "SILENCE IS VIOLENCE" sign at a protest.

This guy is calling for a deafening silence.

Ask /r/drama for fashion advice

Wear what that guy is wearing. Report back when you get dick while dressing like that.

The guy looks like the autistic love child of Benedict Cumberbatch and John Mulaney who sent him to Frankenstein's posture and fashion school.

JFC wtf is he wearing.

He will get beaten up.

Hopefully, that way he'll actually learn something.

Early. Often.

everything is political. breathing is political, because some people cannot. “stop making [xxx] political” is a privileged statement.

Ugh, fuck right off with that.

Some people cannot breathe? That makes them dead, man.

Downvoted for truth.

Mr. Frump begs to disagree

MAGA hats need to be available as fitted flatbrims so rightoids can own the fashion game

That shirt will get him tons of pussy just wait guys

Imagine being a young man. Imagine struggling to choose fashionable clothes so you go to a subforum of your favourite website to ask for help. Imagine this is one of the people giving you advice.

he looks like hes trying to cosplay as a bible studies senior student but has only had them verbally described to him

This guy looks like the characters from we like sportz

These people actually make an effort to wear something good looking. I don't want to know what happens when they have a lazy day and just grab the first pieces of clothing they can get.

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