Boomers' inability to use touch screens cause literal boomers

39  2019-08-13 by TheLordHighExecu

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How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.

Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.

If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.

Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.

Begone, rat.

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Lol the guys maneuvering the ship are in their 20s

Yeah, the issue was poor training here.

OP probably thinks anyone out of high school is a boomer

Anyone older than me is a boomer

Younger is zoomer.

That, and the fact they let ethnics in the navy.

Thank god they’re at least not allowed to vote.

Sadly, due to the SJWs, they're allowed to vote as well.

Shitty software is the problem.

Well yeah, can you imagine having to pound nothing but identical mayo bussy on a long deployment

they let ethnics in the Navy

We've always been here, slowly replacing the mayos. Operation Open Refrigerator Door is going exactly as planned and soon we will make honkey degeneracy a thing of the past.

Probably were searching for Pokeman Go on the high seas. 😒

Pokemon-Go-To-Davy-Jones'-Locker.

Honestly, boomers and zoomers have a lot in common

at least they’re not as dumdum as those shootercels who just ride on navy boats 😏

😠

Did you catch any of the sailors breaking into the salt pork rations? Maybe if you're really luck the officers will let you flog them and you'll have something to do today. 🤭🤭🤭

They should just give them an Xbox controller smh

Replace the entire command deck with a Xbox controller.

Pros: no more accidental crashes

Cons: GTA with battleships.

So there are no cons?

Nope, other than the trash radio stations in the South Pacific.

Boomer-era controls were unironically a lot better though. You don't get any tactile feedback through a touchscreen. It's cheaper to implement at first but a lot more expensive when it ends up killing a bunch of people.

Honestly yeah. It's why we still use sound powered shit, ancient radars, and radios from forever ago. No sense in thing to fix what isn't broken.

But it looks new so that means it is better

Software development in a nutshell.

Imagine when the first car with a touch screen steering wheel comes out and some burger dies of a car crash because his fingers were greasy and slipped the car into reverse on the turnpike

Reminds me of the pressure-sensitive joysticks they added to the F-16 and a couple planes that pilots apparently hated because the sticks didn't move at all and gave zero feedback.

Knowing the military this touch screen was probably ta viewsonic from 1998 and they paid 34 mil for it.

Wrong. This is because of poor manning and lack of adequate training.