Commie mommy fights Barstool owner

80  2019-08-13 by 3men1pencil

71 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-08-13

I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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1  BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-13

Do you guys think AoC likes it when her boyfriend chokes her and spits in her mouth? She has that kind of face to me.

1  bloodfort_andromeda 2019-08-13

All leftoid w*men like this

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

Choking is hot spitting is gross

1  BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-13

So you'll let your girlfriend shove her tongue deep in your ass but you won't spit in her mouth?

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

I would not let any poor woman go anywhere near my ass

1  BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-13

Look at AoC's face. You think she's asking for permission? Commie mommy eats ass and there's nothing you can do about it.

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-08-13

keep going

1  MoreFromIsAnnoying 2019-08-13

😩😩😫😫😖😖💦

1  rsrfy 2019-08-13

imagine living life without ever living

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

I’ve had my gf do it once

It’s fine and I’d be open to it but I’m currently fat and no one should eat a fat hairy dudes ass

Plus years of hemorrhoids that were so bad I wanted to kill myself really made buttholes way less sexy for me

1  trexmundi 2019-08-13

Stop being fat.

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

Working on it

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-08-13

Try harder fatty

1  ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-13

Note to self: Get wart cream for giant wart on ass.

1  wow___justwow 2019-08-13

https://youtu.be/7IilTgF_JYQ?t=86

1  IM_A_NIGGER_AMA 2019-08-13

beta

1  trexmundi 2019-08-13

I'm guessing spanking. Definitely spanking. And calls that kinky.

The choking is more of a mayo foid with daddy issues thing.

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

I wish my gf liked spanking ☹️

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-08-13

she does if your name is tyrone

1  LightUmbra 2019-08-13

She liked it when her Ex did it.

1  shitpersonality 2019-08-13

She likes it from her bull.

1  JakeArrietaGrande 2019-08-13

Maybe it's just not when it's you, then

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-08-13

I imagine so

in fact I'm imagining so right now uWu

1  rsrfy 2019-08-13

have you seen her bf? too soy to give it rough even if she asked

1  BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-13

That's where the bull comes it. But now that brings up an interesting question: does AoC crave the BWC or the BBC?

1  rsrfy 2019-08-13

if shes like most of the other chicas i know it's wc

1  GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-13

>Implying she has sex with her bf

Erm Sweaty it's 2019 that's her Bull's job...

1  Anti-GallowBoob 2019-08-13

Mad cuz you can't squeeze the mommy's milkies

1  YHofSuburbia 2019-08-13

No one's squeezing them except her black bull

1  i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-08-13

she probably has a choker attached to something on the wall so she can lean into it/control the tension. also has two milking machines for those mammories 😍

1  trexmundi 2019-08-13

We need AOC hucow photomanips now. I'm not sure who this will piss off. But I'm sure someone, somewhere will be utterly disgusted and infuriated by it.

1  F_t_M_t_F 2019-08-13

this is very specific but also total fiction

1  i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-08-13

yes 😒don't ruin it

1  Green_and_Lean 2019-08-13

Do you guys think AoC likes it when she chokes her boyfriend and spits in his mouth?

(FTFY)[https://www.google.com/search?q=Riley+Roberts+AOC&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjIuN-SzYDkAhUQac0KHTYgBPkQ_AUIESgB&biw=1280&bih=913#imgrc=-NiViy6ImgDY2M:]

1  Chrissy42 2019-08-13

She probably gets off on being called a Trump supporter

1  RecallRethuglicans 2019-08-13

She probably gets off on being called Ivanka

1  jubbergun 2019-08-13

It's about time you made a worthwhile comment.

1  GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-13

Remember Chokeahontas?

1  CucksLoveTrump 2019-08-13

Odds on Portnoy having Commie Mommy bent over by the end of the week? 5:1?

1  tHeSiD 2019-08-13

I bet 10 dolla on yes,

1  NotActually_ProJared 2019-08-13

bartender sits on barstool, bartender wins

1  EugeneOneginAndTonic 2019-08-13

god I wish that were me

1  Moist__nuggets 2019-08-13

Imagine the smell

1  rsrfy 2019-08-13

idk much about this guy except for what i've seen when he pops up here on r/drama but each time he seems like an insufferable dumbass

also the epitome of a punchable face

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

He’s completely insufferable

Total chauvinistic masshole

Good troll tho

1  rsrfy 2019-08-13

masshole

yeah he's a good posterboy for that too

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1  rsrfy 2019-08-13

what's wrong lil guy?

1  DepravedMutant 2019-08-13

Hey come on fella

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-08-13

he seems like an insufferable dumbass

he is but in this case he's going up against AoC so /r/drama has to take his side

1  AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-13

Gee, an attractive New Yorker who is an unstoppable drama machine, or some washed up frat bro with one of the worst websites ever to exist. Hard to choose who I’m goin with here.

1  AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-08-13

attractive

She got a horse face bro 😂☺️😂

1  AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-13

Post pics bb

1  AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-08-13

Just go to /r/spaceclop if it still exists. You can probably find nudes.

1  AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-13

I was looking to see your handsome mug big boy.

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1  GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-13

Unionization for bloggers working for a bro website?

I can't wait for them to bring the nation to a standstill by going on strike and withdrawing their labour of writing lists of 21 things everyone does in their first year of college.

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

I don’t think any of the employees actually want it or are asking for it

1  cfbWORKING 2019-08-13

Kenjac is a chapo

1  FoidBlaster 2019-08-13

If only the idiots in the replies shilling for unions knew how dirty and corrupt public-sector unions are, and how many of the economical problems we face today stem from that mafia.

We should have listened to FDR's warnings.

1  RecallRethuglicans 2019-08-13

This has nothing to do with the public sector

1  FoidBlaster 2019-08-13

Yeah I know, I was talking about the mouth breathers on the replies.

1  ZIIReactionzV 2019-08-13

Tanking your company with lawsuits and controversy for satire is a good bit.

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

Idk how the law would work here. He’s joking but also serious but his employees aren’t asking for a Union

I feel like he’d only get in trouble if an employee comes forward with a legal complaint

1  Ravensthrowit 2019-08-13

he’s really just doing it for better draft picks next year

1  lewds28 2019-08-13

Do people not know what Barstool is? He's trolling and they fell for it HARD

1  MinerHornet 2019-08-13

Good, Barstool is a cesspool and anyone getting their sports from that site probably thinks Buffalo Wild Wings makes for a pretty good little Tuesday night.

1  3men1pencil 2019-08-13

I don’t know anything about sports anymore

Isn’t barstool just sports news delivered by edgy college bros

And Buffalo Wild Wings sucks. We ordered their second spiciest wing expecting some serious heat and it was weak as shit

1  MrGoodieMob 2019-08-13

Barstool aka incel illustrated

1  Moist__nuggets 2019-08-13

Have sex