Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
You've never lived until you've had something time sensitive to fax out but had to wait around for some the 50+ page document that no one is going to read anyways to come through and print out.
This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.
You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.
It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.
Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.
It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.
I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious."
Never forget that children should have no rights or agency and that anyone under 25 should have all their opinions disregarded without a second thought.
I think calling them "children" is a bit unfair. I would not send children to fight on the front lines in a war, but 18-25 years olds are ideal for that purpose.
They clearly should not be allowed to drink alcohol or vote, though.
To gain an opinion you must kill someone capable of an opinion and prove your worth. That requires you to kill another person and, as we both know, women and children aren't people. Pitbulls count, only if they haven't been fucked by a human. Since we know all pitbull owners fuck dogs, that is generally considered impossible.
To gain an opinion you must kill someone capable of an opinion and prove your worth.
What if I eat their heart, do I get their opinions? This reminds me of a certain tale told by the indigenous peoples of the North.
Once upon a time a boy and his mother went hiking. They walked and walked through the forest until they came to a nice place by a crevice in the mountain, put up the tent and camped for a while.
Once the boy went for a walk in the forest and encountered a raccoon. "Get out of my way," cried the
boy, but the raccoon stood on his rear legs instead and rolled his eyes around menacingly. The boy
got scared and run away.
Then the boy got back to his mother, told her about his encounter with the raccoon, and started
crying.
- Why are you crying? - asked the mother.
- Mother, who is more cowardly, I or the Raccoon?
- Of course you are. The Raccoon was not afraid of you and you were afraid of him.
The boy cried even harder.
- There's only one thing you can do now, you should find the Raccoon, kill him, and eat his heart, -
said the mother in a strange voice.
The boy packed his pocket knife, a cake, a can of Coca-Cola, and went searching for the Raccoon.
After wandering in the forest for a while he found a raccoon burrow, with the Raccoon, his wife, and
their little raccoon cub inside.
- You scared me, so now I'm more cowardly than a raccoon, so I have to kill you and eat your
heart! - cried the boy.
- Yes, I was in the wrong, I shouldn't have rolled my eyes around. Kill me then, I will not resist,
- said the raccoon and fell on his back.
The boy took out his pocket knife, killed the raccoon, cut out his heart and ate it. After that he
went home happy, all covered in the Raccoon's blood. But his happiness quickly turned to jealousy.
"What a kind Raccoon, he let me kill him to make up for his misdeed. How unkind I am, to kill the
Raccoon to get a little braver," - he thought bitterly.
Then the boy got back to his mother, told her about his encounter with the raccoon, and started
crying.
- Why are you crying? - asked the mother.
- Mother, who was more kind, I or the Raccoon?
- Of course the Raccoon. The Raccoon let you kill him and you didn't let him kill you.
The boy cried even harder.
- There's only one thing you can do now, you should find the Raccoon's family and help raise his
little raccoon cub, - said the mother in a strange voice.
The boy went into the forest and started living with the Raccoon's wife, gather food, clean the burrow.
In a month he turned into a raccoon himself, while his mother returned back home because her
vacation was over.
Once the Boy-Raccoon went to gather some food for the little raccoon cub and met another boy. The
boy cried to the Boy-Raccoon: "Get out of my way!"
But the Boy-Raccoon was as brave as a raccoon now, so he stood on his rear legs instead and rolled
his eyes around menacingly. The boy got scared and run away.
Then the boy got back to his mother, told her about his encounter with the raccoon, and started
crying.
- Why are you crying? - asked the mother.
- Mother, who is more cowardly, I or the Raccoon?
- Of course you are. The Raccoon was not afraid of you and you were afraid of him.
The boy cried even harder.
- There's only one thing you can do now, you should find the Raccoon, kill him, and eat his heart, -
said the mother in a strange voice.
The boy packed his pocket knife, a biscuit, a can of Pepsi-Cola, and went searching for the Raccoon.
After wandering in the forest for a while he found a raccoon burrow, with the Boy-Raccoon inside.
- You scared me, so now I'm more cowardly than a raccoon, so I have to kill you and eat your heart!
- cried the boy.
- Ha ha, you think you're clever, but I'm going to kill you myself!
The Boy-Raccoon killed the boy, ate his heart, and instantly turned back into a boy himself. Then
the former Boy-Raccoon, now just a boy, went back to the mother of the boy he killed and, pretending
to be her son, said:
- Mother, I killed the Raccoon and ate his heart so I am as brave as a raccoon now!
- You lie, you're not my son, and I'm not a woman, I'm the wife of the Raccoon who you killed to
become as brave as a raccoon. And it was not a boy you killed, but my older raccoon son! - cried
the woman, killed the boy, and ate his heart. As soon as she did that, she immediately turned into
the boy.
Next year the mother went hiking to that mountain all alone. She put up the tent near the crevice,
and camped for a while.
Then all of a sudden the boy came to her camp from the forest and said:
- Hello mother, I helped raise the little raccoon cub, so now I'm as kind as a raccoon.
- You lie, you're not a boy, you're the she-raccoon who killed my son for killing your husband and
older son. And I'm not a woman, I'm the wife of the Hare who the Raccoon killed to become as fast as
a hare. And it was not my son you killed, you killed your own younger son that I turned into a boy,
so that he'd kill his father and older brother - laughed the woman, turned into a she-hare and
killed the Raccoon's wife.
ITT boomers and zoomers can't follow a pretty straightforward plot. This is what reading capeshit comics and watching capeshit movies does to your brain, respectively.
I think calling them "children" is a bit unfair. I would not send children to fight on the front lines in a war, but 18-25 years olds are ideal for that purpose.
They clearly should not be allowed to drink alcohol or vote, though.
" Even within the context of "voicing an unpopular opinion," it is apparently unacceptable to say that people aged 54-74 deserve fairness or even basic human decency. Just look at what you're becoming. "
It doesn't matter if they're bigoted. It's not like millennials have any money and they don't vote. They're like chihuahua dogs yapping at the fence. Just brag about the house and car you own and watch them melt down.
Reddit: WTF why do baby boomers all stereotype us as children who play video games and waste our money on avocado toast all day????
Also Reddit: Fucking boomers!!!! Literally all of them are so pathetic, all they do is come into my house and directly steal MY money!!!! There's NO such thing as a good boomer😡😡😡
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1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-14
Imagine not being Gen-X. Everyone else is stupid.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-14
Such a chad generation.
No other type of person knows phone, email, social media, or fax etiquette like a Gen X.
Your music sucked though, get over it.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-14
Ouch. And compared to what? The 90's noise scene was the apex of music.
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1 3men1pencil 2019-08-14
Uh do most millennials not know how to fax or email lmao? That shit is easy
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-14
Yeah, but do you know how to work a laser disc player?
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-14
As a mini disc player
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-14
Or a Tiger handheld LCD game.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-14
I straight up don’t, and do everything in my power to avoid it.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-14
You've never lived until you've had something time sensitive to fax out but had to wait around for some the 50+ page document that no one is going to read anyways to come through and print out.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-14
Come on over to the medical field where documents are required to still be sent by fax.
1 pepperouchau 2019-08-14
I had to use a fax machine for one job in like 2011. If not for that, I wouldn't know how to use one (not that it's particularly hard to figure out).
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-08-14
Grandpa, how did you get reddit in your nursing home?
1 Poes_Lawyer_Esq 2019-08-14
Reddit works on fax machines. It’s slow and it uses a lot of paper but you can make it work.
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-14
Pfft. "Groovy".
1 3men1pencil 2019-08-14
I’d rather be a zoomer so I can hate on even more old people
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-14
Gen-x is in the middle right now. We've got 2 generations ahead of us and two behind us to hate on, making gen-xers the real centrists.
1 lickedTators 2019-08-14
You hating on the Greatest Generation? Are you a literal Nazi?
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-14
The greatest generation is pretty much irrelevant now. You're forgetting the silent generation.
1 lickedTators 2019-08-14
Maybe they shouldn't have been so silent then.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-14
Fuck dude, not right.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-08-14
They called themselves the greatest generation, and somehow it stuck. If anything, they should be know as "The Generation best at Branding".
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-08-14
The greatest generation are all retroactively Nazis because they didn't love niggers enough.
1 AutoModerator 2019-08-14
This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.
You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.
It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.
Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.
It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.
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1 BoBoba 2019-08-14
That thread is just a bunch of hippies and soys shrieking at each other.
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-14
Never forget that children should have no rights or agency and that anyone under 25 should have all their opinions disregarded without a second thought.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-14
based
1 Poes_Lawyer_Esq 2019-08-14
I think calling them "children" is a bit unfair. I would not send children to fight on the front lines in a war, but 18-25 years olds are ideal for that purpose.
They clearly should not be allowed to drink alcohol or vote, though.
1 fuckyou18769 2019-08-14
tbh this
All children under 25 should have their naughty bottoms spanked raw when they backtalk real adults
1 Factual_Finch 2019-08-14
Always a lolbertarianoid in every thread
1 fuckyou18769 2019-08-14
I'm just tired of my right to fuck high school girls being infringed, statist
1 VanillaReign 2019-08-14
Ni🅱️🅱️a please, high school girls have already hit The Wall™.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-08-14
Possibly, but maybe not. He said 25, not 15
1 simplyshaun 2019-08-14
I'll spank the ones under 15 if everyone else is uncomfortable about it.
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-08-14
Jeffrey Epstein, how are you redditting from the afterlife?
1 Dudedickless 2019-08-14
Take it easy Epstein
1 fuckyou18769 2019-08-14
I'm an ephebophile, not a pedophile, bigot
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-08-14
https://i.imgflip.com/3810nj.jpg
1 UnregulatedPope 2019-08-14
That rule should be extended indefinitely if you associate with any Disney/Lego or any other infantile products.
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-14
No one's opinion should count unless they've killed a man.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-08-14
Um, what about if you killed a woman or a child? Does that not count for anything? What about killing a pibble?
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-14
To gain an opinion you must kill someone capable of an opinion and prove your worth. That requires you to kill another person and, as we both know, women and children aren't people. Pitbulls count, only if they haven't been fucked by a human. Since we know all pitbull owners fuck dogs, that is generally considered impossible.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-08-14
What if I eat their heart, do I get their opinions? This reminds me of a certain tale told by the indigenous peoples of the North.
Once upon a time a boy and his mother went hiking. They walked and walked through the forest until they came to a nice place by a crevice in the mountain, put up the tent and camped for a while.
Once the boy went for a walk in the forest and encountered a raccoon. "Get out of my way," cried the boy, but the raccoon stood on his rear legs instead and rolled his eyes around menacingly. The boy got scared and run away.
Then the boy got back to his mother, told her about his encounter with the raccoon, and started crying.
- Why are you crying? - asked the mother.
- Mother, who is more cowardly, I or the Raccoon?
- Of course you are. The Raccoon was not afraid of you and you were afraid of him.
The boy cried even harder.
- There's only one thing you can do now, you should find the Raccoon, kill him, and eat his heart, - said the mother in a strange voice.
The boy packed his pocket knife, a cake, a can of Coca-Cola, and went searching for the Raccoon. After wandering in the forest for a while he found a raccoon burrow, with the Raccoon, his wife, and their little raccoon cub inside.
- You scared me, so now I'm more cowardly than a raccoon, so I have to kill you and eat your heart! - cried the boy.
- Yes, I was in the wrong, I shouldn't have rolled my eyes around. Kill me then, I will not resist, - said the raccoon and fell on his back.
The boy took out his pocket knife, killed the raccoon, cut out his heart and ate it. After that he went home happy, all covered in the Raccoon's blood. But his happiness quickly turned to jealousy. "What a kind Raccoon, he let me kill him to make up for his misdeed. How unkind I am, to kill the Raccoon to get a little braver," - he thought bitterly.
Then the boy got back to his mother, told her about his encounter with the raccoon, and started crying.
- Why are you crying? - asked the mother.
- Mother, who was more kind, I or the Raccoon?
- Of course the Raccoon. The Raccoon let you kill him and you didn't let him kill you.
The boy cried even harder.
- There's only one thing you can do now, you should find the Raccoon's family and help raise his little raccoon cub, - said the mother in a strange voice.
The boy went into the forest and started living with the Raccoon's wife, gather food, clean the burrow. In a month he turned into a raccoon himself, while his mother returned back home because her vacation was over.
Once the Boy-Raccoon went to gather some food for the little raccoon cub and met another boy. The boy cried to the Boy-Raccoon: "Get out of my way!"
But the Boy-Raccoon was as brave as a raccoon now, so he stood on his rear legs instead and rolled his eyes around menacingly. The boy got scared and run away.
Then the boy got back to his mother, told her about his encounter with the raccoon, and started crying.
- Why are you crying? - asked the mother.
- Mother, who is more cowardly, I or the Raccoon?
- Of course you are. The Raccoon was not afraid of you and you were afraid of him.
The boy cried even harder.
- There's only one thing you can do now, you should find the Raccoon, kill him, and eat his heart, - said the mother in a strange voice.
The boy packed his pocket knife, a biscuit, a can of Pepsi-Cola, and went searching for the Raccoon. After wandering in the forest for a while he found a raccoon burrow, with the Boy-Raccoon inside.
- You scared me, so now I'm more cowardly than a raccoon, so I have to kill you and eat your heart! - cried the boy.
- Ha ha, you think you're clever, but I'm going to kill you myself!
The Boy-Raccoon killed the boy, ate his heart, and instantly turned back into a boy himself. Then the former Boy-Raccoon, now just a boy, went back to the mother of the boy he killed and, pretending to be her son, said:
- Mother, I killed the Raccoon and ate his heart so I am as brave as a raccoon now!
- You lie, you're not my son, and I'm not a woman, I'm the wife of the Raccoon who you killed to become as brave as a raccoon. And it was not a boy you killed, but my older raccoon son! - cried the woman, killed the boy, and ate his heart. As soon as she did that, she immediately turned into the boy.
Next year the mother went hiking to that mountain all alone. She put up the tent near the crevice, and camped for a while.
Then all of a sudden the boy came to her camp from the forest and said:
- Hello mother, I helped raise the little raccoon cub, so now I'm as kind as a raccoon.
- You lie, you're not a boy, you're the she-raccoon who killed my son for killing your husband and older son. And I'm not a woman, I'm the wife of the Hare who the Raccoon killed to become as fast as a hare. And it was not my son you killed, you killed your own younger son that I turned into a boy, so that he'd kill his father and older brother - laughed the woman, turned into a she-hare and killed the Raccoon's wife.
1 LongPostBot 2019-08-14
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1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-08-14
Lester what the fuck
1 zergling_Lester 2019-08-14
ITT boomers and zoomers can't follow a pretty straightforward plot. This is what reading capeshit comics and watching capeshit movies does to your brain, respectively.
1 Chapose 2019-08-14
Your pulitzer is in the mail
1 uniqueguy263 2019-08-14
That’s so deep
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-14
This is like some Haditha analysis shit right here
1 Mayos_side 2019-08-14
We talking woman-woman or janny-woman?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-14
Based beyond the bounds of normal basedness
1 cragbar 2019-08-14
That's a little too broad. It really just needs to be restricted to land owning males.
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-14
Unfortunately, land can be acquired through Jewery.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-14
Private property is a Jewish trick
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-14
Are you a white woman or unemployment?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-08-14
Anyone under the age of 27 is legally a child in my eyes, and can still be aborted by their parents
1 Poes_Lawyer_Esq 2019-08-14
I think calling them "children" is a bit unfair. I would not send children to fight on the front lines in a war, but 18-25 years olds are ideal for that purpose.
They clearly should not be allowed to drink alcohol or vote, though.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-08-14
I would. Too many damn kids
1 fuckyou18769 2019-08-14
Children make the best soldiers, just ask Kony
1 IM_A_NIGGER_AMA 2019-08-14
1 ardasyenden 2019-08-14
Every morning I thank god that I’m not a millennial
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1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-08-14
Facts, just got called a 40 year old mouth breather for using the term lamestream media.
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-14
That doesn't even make sense. Boomers are the ones still clinging to legacy media.
1 -Mopsus- 2019-08-14
only the people who use that term are the ones who exclusively watch fox news lol
1 3men1pencil 2019-08-14
Anyone that says lamestream media is a boomer at heart
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-08-14
My point has been proven.
1 TruthPains 2019-08-14
stfu boomer
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-14
Generally 40-60 year old people use that term. As well as chastize the sheeple for watching American Idol.
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-14
Funny how Gen-X never seemed to have this problem with Boomers. Surely if Boomers "ruined everything" then Gen-X would have caught the brunt of it?
Or perhaps Gen-Xers are simply not whiny, entitled, lazy little shits.
1 lickedTators 2019-08-14
There's like 6 people in GenX, they didn't have any impact on the world.
1 gilmore606 2019-08-14
we literally built you a god damn internet
sorry about that btw
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-14
The mistake was sharing it with others
1 shamooooooooo 2019-08-14
It skips a generation.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-14
Yeah, the trust fund generation really knows what hard work is.
1 WholesomeSoundness 2019-08-14
Trust fund generation meaning zoomers that inherited boomers money?
1 snow_bono 2019-08-14
Marxists applied oppressor/oppressed dynamics to generations, and have gotten millennials to try and erase the past.
1 bbw_gw_ 2019-08-14
Surely this oppressor/oppressed dynamic won't backfire when a younger generation is born
1 smokeyphil 2019-08-14
" Even within the context of "voicing an unpopular opinion," it is apparently unacceptable to say that people aged 54-74 deserve fairness or even basic human decency. Just look at what you're becoming. "
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Sukk dic old man its the .wav of the futeur nao
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-08-14
Shut up boomer
1 G_likes_ravioli 2019-08-14
right now idk who to judge because since i was born in 1999 i don’t know if i’m a millennial or a gen- z
anyway boomers are adorable to me
1 entheogeneric 2019-08-14
Your a dirty zoom son.
t. Old (‘94) millennial
1 G_likes_ravioli 2019-08-14
you’re *
1 ReBurnInator 2019-08-14
It doesn't matter if they're bigoted. It's not like millennials have any money and they don't vote. They're like chihuahua dogs yapping at the fence. Just brag about the house and car you own and watch them melt down.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-14
It has, and it's a good thing
1 RBLXTalk 2019-08-14
Reddit: WTF why do baby boomers all stereotype us as children who play video games and waste our money on avocado toast all day????
Also Reddit: Fucking boomers!!!! Literally all of them are so pathetic, all they do is come into my house and directly steal MY money!!!! There's NO such thing as a good boomer😡😡😡