In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
The terminally online janny trying to suppress /pol/ talking points while still whining about being accused of "HATESPEAK" and irremediably seriousposting
The users who are still trying to push the "but she was a fatty who died of a heart attack" line while acting surprised that everyone else sees them as tiki-Nazis
AHS, for bitching incessantly about fucking everything please just shut the fuck up please
Who am I kidding of course IBiteBait is the saddest of the lot. Not just for seemingly losing the plot and repeat-posting all over her own post CJ-style, but also for just general sad foid-janny pathos. This bitch needs to get outside and live a life instead of trying to be queen of the boomer-est subs on reddit.
What's it like being the most pitiful rightoid this side of The_Dumbass? Do you find it difficult to share your opinions clearly because of the "oppreshun" of internet tattletales?
Does it hurt knowing your own users think you're a sellout? Will it hurt worse when your cesspool of a sub inevitably gets shitcanned?
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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 -Ph03niX- 2019-08-14
Nazgûl ronk ishi gimb olog-hosh sha uruk-bag!
The Ringwraith finds troll guts and Orc dung in the pit.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-08-14
I really don't know which side is most pathetic:
The terminally online janny trying to suppress /pol/ talking points while still whining about being accused of "HATESPEAK" and irremediably seriousposting
The users who are still trying to push the "but she was a fatty who died of a heart attack" line while acting surprised that everyone else sees them as tiki-Nazis
AHS, for bitching incessantly about fucking everything please just shut the fuck up please
Who am I kidding of course IBiteBait is the saddest of the lot. Not just for seemingly losing the plot and repeat-posting all over her own post CJ-style, but also for just general sad foid-janny pathos. This bitch needs to get outside and live a life instead of trying to be queen of the boomer-est subs on reddit.
1 IBiteYou 2019-08-14
I'm fine. No worries.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-08-14
Shut up retard
1 IBiteYou 2019-08-14
Well, as a lolcow, I'm OFFENDED!
1 SkynetJusticeWarri0r 2019-08-14
i thought you were retard before but only a retard suffering a psychotic break could get that mad at ahs
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-08-14
What's it like being the most pitiful rightoid this side of The_Dumbass? Do you find it difficult to share your opinions clearly because of the "oppreshun" of internet tattletales?
Does it hurt knowing your own users think you're a sellout? Will it hurt worse when your cesspool of a sub inevitably gets shitcanned?
1 IBiteYou 2019-08-14
It's really fucking GREAT, in fact. Wouldn't change a thing.
Nothing hurts right now. I'm on Tylenol Codeine for the oral surgery. But thanks for your care and concern.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-08-14
"I'm just sperging out because everything in my life is fine! I'm so happy with the fact that I'm a human dumpster fire!"
lol okay sweaty you keep telling yourself that and keeping chasing your bliss okay? 😘😘😘
1 IBiteYou 2019-08-14
Wow. You used sweaty. Brave.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-08-14
Bless your heart you'll be in my prayers. ❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️
1 PvtMcNuggets 2019-08-14
ngl you got put down, you seem like kind of a pussy
1 RBLXTalk 2019-08-14
cringe, imagine trying this hard to own a lolcow
1 SkynetJusticeWarri0r 2019-08-14
i like how you have no idea that every thinks you're like a demented crazy cat lady... but like more racist
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1 F_t_M_t_F 2019-08-14
This was exactly as pathetic as i expected
We get it ur a mayofoid wit health problems
Industrial society and consequences a disaster for human race
1 IBiteYou 2019-08-14
I don't think Maggiano's is fast food, but you do you, boo!
As for the teeth, I'm 50.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-08-14
Oof, a boomer foid with bad chompers. You really do need thoughts and prayers huh?
1 IBiteYou 2019-08-14
Well, depends on who you are praying to.
Also, Gen X... but I understand that everyone's a boomer when you are in middle school.
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1 Kellere31 2019-08-14
Imagine beeing in your 50s and spending your time arguing with retarded zoomers on the internet. No fuck that.
Imagine beeing in your 50s and knowing how the internet works.
1 IBiteYou 2019-08-14
Do you know any 50 year olds?
1 -Ph03niX- 2019-08-14
https://imgur.com/a/PuoD3DS