Imagine being a billionaire with connections to hundreds of the world’s most elite people and this is the only audio/visual recording of yourself the public might ever see

141  2019-08-14 by hyledog

17 comments

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

Snapshots:

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Do we know the answer?

oval pp

🚫🗼🍆🚫😡🙅‍♂️, 👉🕵️‍♀️🥚👈😏👍💯

Imagine having to go through life never hearing a woman scream in climax while praising the superiority of your egg-shaped penis.

Why even live?

He didn’t say no, threw the type of bitch fit someone with an egg dick would throw.

That lawyer is fucking ruthless too.

That lawyer is fucking ruthless. He is damn good at his job. He knows how to get his fat paycheck.

threw the type of bitch fit someone with an egg dick 🥚would throw.

Know a lot of egg dicks do ya?

Lmao I’m on mobile so the video title got cut off at “asked”. Was not expecting that

r/eggirl

He looks like Scott Bakula

actually stunning and brave

Dude just strip him and look lmao

Serious question: Now that we've got his corpse to play around with, can we bring in lidar or something and pin down exactly how egg-shaped his dick really was?

I would hope the medical examiner measured the eggccentricity of the penis before rigor mortis set.

His mannerisms and the way he smiles is really creepy. Reminds me of Bundy’s mannerisms.