2019 /r/Drama Demographics Survey

117  2019-08-14 by BasicallyADoctor

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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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Is anyone actually going to read the free response

it'll be public

Frickin sweet lois

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeuxRAMA/comments/cqi91x/someone_post_this_to_cth_with_a_title_like_six/ post what this links to to CTH if ur approved there, would make good drama

^most blatant agendaposter

yep

Ed is no longer posting here, why is he still on this survey.

Ed lives on in all of us.

I haven't checked; is he still crying about Swordshit's hilariously bad ending?

Like herpes.

Id prefer herpes. The genital kind

that explains the cramps

he's a parasitic COPEpod hanging out in you're gut xDDD

Actual footage of all I have to say about Ed. Also he keeps insinuating to me that he still runs alts here and that's gonna keep me in a permanent state of paranoia about every account.

Heโ€™s McFluffTheCrimeCat

๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด

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I miss him.

Of all the souls I have encountered in my journeys, his was the most... ๐Ÿ˜ฃ human ๐Ÿ˜ฅ.

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my name isnt on the common poster list

this is bullshit tbqh

Literally who

zoz

zle

zozzle

Was Zozbot on the favorte regular list? Can't remember.

I've never even seen you smh

According to RES I've only upvoted you five times, come back when you are at 40 and then we'll talk.

How about me?

29 times and tagged you are a good boy.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why am I not on the list!

You're not on the list? Fake and gay

How about me

20 and "Bussy" tag

Nice. Do I have custom tag?

Sort of. You are tagged as bussy, which is the tag I use for 99% of dramatards. I think that is because you were one of the first ones to get the tag. In honor of your achievements, I have decided to upgrade you to BUSSY.

I appreciate that you have a system.

Its mostly just to ammuse myself when I catch one in the wild. Of course as I often browse on my secondary laptop and on my phone, I'm probably missing out on 30-40% of the upvotes.

HOT. I feel like there is sort of a Bussy Gang too, with people having names associated with it. Thanks for the dank upgrade.

I'll play, instead I expect a down vote count though for my hot takes.

9 right now. Keep up the shitposting, you'll get there eventually.

9 huh? Not great, not terrible.

do me pls

4

If you get upvoted, clearly you haven't been dramatic enough. ๐Ÿ˜ด

I wanna play the game. I'm hoping zero

Congrats. In celebration, I upvoted this comment so now you are at 1.

Thanks dad

Hey how many for me?

30 my dude.

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What about me tho

Only 17, though you don't post a lot. Don't worry, you have a custom dinos flair.

Good thatโ€™s what matters

I think ur cool

Age under 13

hmm

its called being transage

Im 11 but I took puberty accelerators so Im very mature for my age

Don't tell the Libertarians.

Too late sweaty They can smell them out

Why wonโ€™t you faggots call them Loli-bertarians? Itโ€™s such a perfectly encapsulating insult.

Age is just a number okay? I don't understand why people judge others for dating younger people

I can already tell you the results

Most of us are trans, non binary, boomer, unemployed single mayo. And masterlawlz is our favorite moderator

If this place is unironically mostly boomer Iโ€™m leaving

bye bye ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฟ

It obviously is (if you count 30 year old boomers)

You will never be able to tell cause max 30% will answer this survey honestly

Yeah, I'm obviously really a black trans man Muslim making 6 figures a year. Who loves daddy and hates them libtards

At least I believe I am

Umm sweaty its called transracial and its a thing

Yikes, did you just assume my race?

Don't be afraid of our centrist wisdom.

I unironically expect us to be more diverse than copetraphouse.

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Name a lower bar.

Stormfront

aren't like half the neo-nazis mixed race anyway and only LARP as pure white race to cope with their lives

Yeah, isn't there a Proud Boys photo with more diversity than Chapoland?

there's a regular /pol/ photo with more diversity

The proud boys arenโ€™t really an ethnic sort of group, theyโ€™re just united in their patriotism for burger land and โ€œChristian family values@

White Supremacist Craig Cobb learns he's 14% Sub-Saharan African:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSZnTtGCQA

/pol/ is like 60% Mexican for some reason

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Argentinians ARE WHITE OK?

They are

COPE MONGO

Yeah. They got a bunch of people who are half-Samoan or some shit like that so they can't be mainstream honkeys but the SJWs don't even bother pandering to them.

CB2

i am at least four of those religions

answering the 'lawful blabla' question made me puke

chaotic stupid would have been the best choice.

full page dedicated to fetishes

Thank you for acknowledging we're all degenerates here

It took me like 2 hours to think of them all

That was you? Unironically solid work. Even left a ๐Ÿ˜˜ comment.

Should've just opened a porn site and looked through all the tags and categories, you'd find even more and quicker

Idk mainstream porn sites don't have the kind of shit featured here, they all use weird terminology to hide the fetishes

What is time stop fetish?

za warudo

Just what it sounds like nerd. You stop time then rape everyone

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's a new one, nice.

It's old as fuck actually. It can be found in the original draft of H.G. Wells story The Time Machine from 1895.

Or my 12 year old imagination

A timeless classic

Literally the only thing that they left out of the 1960 film adaptation that could have made it even better.

Someone hasn't watched enough Japanese porn.

floor tiles

Jesus christ, how old are you to remember that ancient 4chan thread. Don't bother lying, boomer, fuck you for destroying the planet!

He does mod /r/4chan

yikes

Link

The tile thread still gets posted on like 90% of screencap threads on /b/ so even the newfriends know about it

I give you permission to say newfag.

why the fudge would you still lurk /b/?

I don't value my time

there are people who value you though. is it time for an intervention?

I'm mostly kidding. Mostly

even if you're kidding, if you need a shoulder to masturbate on, I'll be there for you to grind on

Thanks pal

tfw friend-zoned by snallygaster

and I thought there could be nothing worse than being an SRD mod, yet here I am

lol i hate myself not really i'm so quirky lol

You should hate yourself more.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious."

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Acting like you don't value Snally's contributions is just low-effort.

there are people who value you though.

They're really stupid people, then.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious."

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Never seen it, what's it about?

you missed a few ๐Ÿ˜œ

More like he only named a few

You forgot about thigh fucking.

Doesnt that count as frottage?

I did not see hand-holding. I expected better from a doctor.

Q-tips didn't make the list either :/

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I like petplay and didn't see it

pretty sure there was an option for "furry"

You guys need a permanent snappy suggestions survey

I agree, I had 6-7 suggestions.

Message me ones for bussyshillbot or longpostbot.

1.

You idiots have been bitching about superhero fatigue for ten years. Give it a rest. You are here dying on the hill for fucking Avatar. You have no taste and you clearly don't know good cinema. I think we're done here. Don't waste my time.

2.

And that is exactly what they claim. Learn to read you illiterate, mentally disabled, degenerate, faggot.

Out of all the retards on /r/drama, you are by far one of the biggest. You're up there with the likes of imgur lurker, dropper, the greats.

I'd be amazed if you could even tie your own shoes. You're the kind of person that needs a safety helmet and drool cup strapped to your harness to walk down the street.

3.

I donโ€™t deny this Iโ€™m 28, diabetic, two heart attacks, rhr of about 85 and 460lbs and on every mood drug I can swallow. But with all that; Iโ€™m not a shitty, ego driven, lying Reddit moderator.

4.

the line between empowered woman and straight up incel grows blurrier every day

5.(this one is actually a quote from you lol)

Twitch is actually one of the saddest sites on the internet. It's one thing to enjoy watching someone play vidya, but some people are just so pitiful. I've seen people give thousands of dollars over the course of few months just to have a streamer read their name out loud and feel part of the community. It's the most depressing autism I've ever seen. They need help.

6.

Nope, we came from Hyperborea which is inside the hollow earth, not at the north pole like the Greeks thought. Hitler was looking for the entrance before he was defeated and all the explorations canceled. This is why (((they))) are trying so hard to slow global warming, because then Antarctica melts and the Hyperborean man is united with his long-lost hollow earth brothers and purge the scum from the Earth. This is part of the Norse mythology of Ragnarok (transation: "fate of the gods", referring to the Hyperboreans) when the earth "opens up" revealing the hollow earth and the heat from inside of the earth causes all the ice to melt and flood the scum (also, Abrahamics stole this with their flood story). The Hyperborean man will retreat into the hollow earth while the scum of the earth drown, eventually returning to claim what is rightfully his as the land rises green from the waves.

If you don't believe this as the truth, you're simply wrong. It's no longer up for debate.

7.

i don't understand how that sub still has subscribers tbh, is it just nazis who think they're cooler than the other nazis because they live on a slightly higher irony level

I'll add some maybe.

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,

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Umbra I'm gonna have to smack your baby.

Don't you fucking dare you whore.

Edit: can I get a hand for the mods? They got a shitty job, and I don't resent'em for anything. Sincerely, I wish them the best.

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GTFO.

Edit: You know what, let's just do this. Let's just make it a permaban. (Currently it's just 60 days.)

I'm perfectly happy to make my last stand here calling out pro-fascist argument for the trash that it is.

Rationalists are so stupid. They are the dumbest slaves that our society has ever produced. The way it's done is pretty cunning: your IQ is your slave collar.

It starts in elementary school and by the time you leave college you've gotten it writ that you're special; it's written in your mind so deep you don't even remember it most of the time.

It's marshmallow smarts that make you stupid: you do what you're told because you get two marshmallows. Practice in being pliable.

So it's no wonder that slavishly authoritarian doltishness runs rampant in these threads. You don't know how to be free thinkers because all of your life has been thinking in a controlled environment.

I've never really let loose on how stupid HBD is, either, because it rests on this basic principle of rationalist identity, that IQ is the measure of a person because IQ is the measure of how well society can tell you what to do.

Let's get down to it, though, is it any wonder that a culture of people once enslaved by another people whose collective authority said that slavery was OK has an ingrained deep skepticism of collective authority?

That's what IQ is: collective social proof of how smart you are. It's literally relying on other people for your self-image.

Black people who score lower on IQ tests are displaying higher intelligence than most of you because they know better than anyone not to trust authority. That's the sick truth of your IQ fetishization, is that there are people smarter than to get sucked into that, and that has to burn you.

On the subject of HBD, though, I've been thinking a lot recently of the inherent inferiority of the white race. See, I'm not white, I'm a mutt of a number of different ethnicities. The people who are white are generally inferior by virtue of their clinging to whiteness over any of the options in their family's past.

Whiteness is inferior because it elects a degenerate man who has never known sexual morality or discipline and tries to pass it off as presidential. Whiteness is inferior because it sees journalism that reflects badly on white people and assumes that it must be fake; its pathetic and weak attempts to imitate journalism end up backfiring and making whiteness look even more idiotic.

Whiteness has no masculine virtue. White people can't dance.

What does it mean to not be able to dance? It means an inherent inability to move freely, quite possibly because of some Authority looking over your shoulder judging you. If you can't dance, maybe it's because you're an authoritarian. No one gave you permission to dance, and you only eat marshmallows when you have permission.

So how does this stupidity work itself out in practice? Well, I think for me Peak SSC happened a few months ago. Let me tell you a joke. It's not a very funny joke.

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A time-traveling rationalist goes back to 5 years before the Holocaust, and he finds the people that knew Hitler was a monster, and he offers them a bet.

"If you really think this is serious, I'll bet you $10,000 there will not be death camps in the next 5 years."

Unsurprisingly, none of the Germans that went on to save Jews took his bet. Nor did those who ended up in the French Resistance. Churchill was busy.

Our time-traveling rationalist concludes that their concerns are fake and performative.

Rimshot. Fade to black.

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This was a real thing that JTarrou did, I forget how long ago [link added in a much-later edit]. I've had the joke written out but haven't shared it because it crosses a line of personal attacks. But true and necessary, right?

Intellect doesn't actually make people smarter, it just means they're better at articulating complex stupidities.

This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever read here. You are a fucking idiot, JTarrou. I say the following with a mix of sarcasm and sincerity: congratulations, you might as well hang up your keyboard now because you will never write anything as gloriously, miraculously profound in its blithe self-assured inanity.

You can't possibly think anyone who saw what was happening 5 years before the Holocaust would think "NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO WIN MONEY BETTING ON ATROCITIES." I know you don't exactly mean poorly, you're just preoccupied with being right more than being, I dunno, useful or coherent.

So yeah, you gamblers, you need a way to keep score, so you construct a system for keeping score, and boo hoo, only other losers are interested.

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Here are the facts: the mechanisms that watch for fascism are in full alert right now, and I'm not afraid of Trump so much as of what comes after Trump. Neutrality is a fun place for stupid intellectuals to stay in, stupid intellectuals comprising the majority of this community. Neutrality is safe and cozy. It's also useless.

And then there's the actual fascists, whose numbers are rising.

So I formally cede control of this forum to the alt-right entryists like TrannyPornO. It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that his calls of entryism were precisely those of the entryist, that any introspection of this forum's makeup would conclude that leftists must be in the subordinate rhetorical position, asking for permission at all times.

I ain't gonna be around to put thumbs in the eyes of those who wish to see this place devolve into a rightist circlejerk. You think ScottAlexander's going to put a stop to it? He's a freakin coward if you ask me, he got one little taste of the bright spotlight and now just sits in nuanced neutrality or silence.

I have much better things to do than try to salvage your community.

Maybe I'll kick around zontargs joint for a bit if you want to say goodbye. I've had a lot of fun here, and it's been frustrating but also valuable, because here's the secret:

I got a close-up look at you fuckers. I stared in the eye of what the right really thinks, and I took notes. Next time we meet the ground won't be so favorable to fascism and I will crush you without reservation.

Seeya 'round the bend.

-Impassionata

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I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.

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If I knew this earlier, i would have chosen you as my favorite moderator

One wtf is nugget and two was human furniture suggested by lawlz?

Floor tiles

Excuse me??

"It's not weird guys I swear!"

Damn 4chan

options are shown based on your google search history

I'm deeply and uncontrollably attracted to conventionally good-looking women, post-pubescent, of legal age, and in various states of undress.

fucking weirdo

Weirdo

Fuck I have to fill this out now don't I?

I'll hook your nipples onto a car battery and then pee on you if you don't.

Or if you do fill it out, depending on your preference.

Never do e-stim with a current path across the heart. Always use appropriate current-limited sources of power. Ass (via an anal toy with contacts) to cock-head is better I prefer to top when doing watersports, but being on the receiving end is a fucking trip and can be fun too.

Glad to see you're being a weird responsibly, have fun getting electrodicked.

I didn't recognize half of the "regulars"

Sad!

I recognize like 95%, a lot of them donโ€™t post nearly as often anymore tho.

Yeah many in the top half have moved on to shittier pastures.

Dedicated retards getting cut out to make way for the big names smdh

me too thanks

Makes a list of regulars and doesnโ€™t include you. Just an outdated list + that fatass oversocialized

Hey if youโ€™re gonna call me fat at least spell my name right

You have a new account now? Wtf

I have a million accounts

Someone paid to ban me for 5 days on my main lol

Is your main your alt

Yes lol

OversocializationALT is my main for now

Hah. They call you fat. Iโ€™m fat but am in gym 6 days a week. Start lifting fatty, I can help you.

what are your max lifts pussy

300/450/530 lately. I need 3/5/6 by end of year and idk if gonna make it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜“

oh damn nice lifts dude

Thanks. They should be way better by now tho. School shit and unpaid internships has my nuts in a twist.

I don't know if I should be honored or ashamed to be among them.

Ashamed. Happy to help.

Thanks, brother.

Imagine donating money to help bongo kids. If malaria doesnt kill them, weak will arise and slow the powerful tyrones white domination plan.

Worse, I've done it multiple times ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜จ

Definitely ashamed.

Imagine being a big enough loser to be on the regulars list hahaha

I should be a regular smh

Never saw you so you are irrelevant

Never seen half of the people listed but they still got listed

Sad

The mods are like an elderly man loudly complaining to his children that his brother doesn't visit anymore, and his kids have to explain to him that his brother died 4 years ago.

I was honored and surprised to be listed lol

My least favorite was all of them

I'm kinda sad I'm on it

Ha you fuckin loser

Luckily I make throughly sure that no one forgets me. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘

I was kind of hoping to just be on the list of most hated.

where the fuck was i

I didnโ€™t know any of them. Who tf pays attention to usernames?

I lied on mine

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I voted you favorite top moderator.

noice

I still yearn for those halcyon days of yore ๐Ÿ˜ญ

me too

I voted you for favorite regular

Cheeky of you to appear twice on the favorite mod list ๐Ÿ˜

Lol I'm cheating during the primary because I want to use this alt while it's fun

But unironically we do need our boi Pete to win Iowa and cause mass bussy panic.

I put you as my favorite regular only because I wasn't on there.

I voted you for favorite regular ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ

thx

You cannot imagine my sense of relief at not being on the /r/drama regulars list.

A clear sign that it's not too late, yet.

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Sac, you've been too far for a long time.

Same.

High five

I was shocked that I was. I think itโ€™s cus trappy has a crush on me

I'm actually kinda surprised you weren't on there and some others were tbh

You're on there now

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I was accused of being a recognizable drama regular by REEEEman a couple years ago and I haven't felt shame like that in all my entire 25 years of life. I'm so glad because of the newfriend infestation no one here knows me any more ๐Ÿ˜“

It'll be interesting to see how the population increase influences the results. Most of the frequent posters from last year are still here, but jesus christ it's like the number of posters exploded earlier this year

I think it's because srd got so bad that a lot of people who were lurkers or occasional posters here finally got sick of it and jumped ship.

Dunno, I've noticed that a lot of them seem really young and act like a kid who's just discovered 4chan.

I thought you were a mod, tbh

Ok, some of the options are pretty funny.

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You still do it for free though.

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jerking it to 2x open letter style fiction is a real fetish not represented here

shame

I was truthful on mine, sorry.

this shit again?

I didn't know which country option was for the UK so I just put down eurocuck, though I guess I'm more of a europoor

I feel like it could've been bongo-bongo land but I wasn't sure

they are color coded. Europoor is the eastern ones, eurcuck is the western ones. You chose correctly.

Why is there no option for lolbertarian island?

Just for you, I added pictures to each option. Thanks for letting me know just how much hand-holding was necessary.

That's just part of my vanilla kink, thanks though

Your first mistake was assuming we're not completely retarded.

Hand holding is my fetish and it was not on the list!

Nice education system you got there, retard

Okay.

yeah it must be hard to choose considering that your country is both cucked and poor

Do you count as hetero if you would fuck someone with a dick as long as they lack body hair and wear thigh high socks?

According to science, fantasizing about having your anus brutally penetrated by a procession of foot-long dicks is kosher as long as the penises are feminine.

Being a bottom

Get away from me fuck boi

gynandromorph sounds so much cooler

Only if you're on top

I'm just here to make sure I'm on the "regulars" list.

Who are you, even?

your least favourite r/drama poster. VOTE FOR ME.

Dare and Notch are both options. You have no chance whatsoever

wow rude.

I've already forgotten thanks to the alcohol dependence but I don't believe they're actually exempt and or relegated to the janitoral section. So you would have a chance, if not for pizza.

I reaaaly want to see pizza and darqwolf have smug off

Pizza is usually actually correct, and provably so. Darq is just retarded and thinks he's right.

In other words, I want to see that too.

ok, pizzaalt

You have to try much harder if you want to match Darq, and I'm not talking clubbing baby seals hard.

Darqwolff is gonna be America's engine of economic growth in the 21st century and Notch is gonna be the investor who enables him to turn his dreams into reality. Pls be supportive of them.

You could always just agree to become a mod here again. I've seen how srd treats you, you deserve worse.

o7 done

Imagine further doxxing yourself

Nice try retards Iโ€™m behind seven VPNs

Imagine vpns arent owned by (((them)))

not listing John McAfee on the Presidents list

so sick of the media blacklisting the best candidate

im mostly interested in the kink results tbh

a lot of people have every single listed kink...wacky....

cmon that's just trolling I only put down a dozen or so.

I was totally truthful with my answers cause why not

They some Dumbois, smartBois would have picked randomly, picking every thing just makes it look like they picked nothing. It likes if everyone on earth grew a foot, you may be 6ft now but you are still a manlet

I canโ€™t believe I took my time to answer this retarded survey this is a new low in my life

What do I have to do to be listed as a regular? Thinking of a gimmick is too hard

I was triggered at first that alcoholism wasn't listed as a disorder, but realized there's no sense listing an option that 98% are going to choose anyway.

Both addiction and substance abuse are listed.

And be lumped in with meth heads and funko pop collectors? Ew.

I just need 8 drinks to get to sleep. It has absolutely nothing to do with addiction.

are surveys like these required by reddit admins?

Nah it's just traditional in meta-reddit.

Not putting in the best regular Ultrashitposter and having to write it in.

smh

The regulars list is always interesting to peruse.

In the sense that being on it or not being on it both can elicit a negative reaction.

Fun to see people whine about being left off of it.

On the one hand, insulting, on the other hand, thank fucking god

I'm ashaned to admit that I answered the fetish list honestly.

Stop trying to make dramacels into some perverse celebrity.

Also that's a lot of fucking mods. So much so that you might as well make me one.

Stop trying to make dramacels into some perverse celebrity.

This is literally all they have.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious."

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no all of the above for mods I hate

Took me a full minute to vote. Thatโ€™s time Iโ€™ll never get back

Why isn't black listed under the races??

Despite was the black category. "Despite being such and such percent they make up such and such percent"

Oh facts. I wouldn't want pizza to feel left out

Drama mods (white liberals) dont like blacks

That is so not ok ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ

4 free

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Out of work (currently looking for it though)

Unable to work (if you are a NEET, don't select this)

NEET

Imagine being such a larping jobless loser of a dramatard janny that you literally wrote NEET three times as an answer to one question without realizing it.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

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wrong

The first one is a jobcel

Second one is a disabled person tho

Made the jannysquad assmad enough to list me as a lolcow

Feels pretty good, COPE harder faggots.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

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rent free

Brought a tear to my eye with that Pakistan or India question.

May Vishnu bless you, OP.

I didnโ€™t make the list this year. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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Can't wait to see the results. Disappointed I wasn't even mentioned.

More pathetic? *

/r/Braincels

/r/IncelTears

Fuck you for making me actually decide between the two

I put r/IncelTears because at least incels know they will never get a girlfriend (and maybe even become the girlfriend, which is incredibly based) and kill themselves off one by one (while shooting Americans). r/IncelTears is just a subreddit full of oversocialized mayo moids who, like incels, can't get a girlfriend because of how incredibly obsessive they are over an internet group and trying to appear like normal people. Didn't they put up a sticky for help with getting a girlfriend that revealed that just about everyone there is an actual incel in denial?

everyone agrees that R god subpoutine should get first dibs on the data analysis

If I've written abortion based pornography, for economic and/or social gain, do I have to list is as a fetish? It's not personally my thing tbh.

HAH I'm on the regulars question

Lawd how shameful. It's lucky for you guys that shame is my kink.

Imagine beeing on the regular list. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

when IS DATA REVEALE?

I don't even know what forced homosexuality is but I selected it anyways

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@BasicallyaDoctor results when.

Mayo

(((White)))

Despite

I laughed. I'm concerned.

Imagine taking r/drama seriously enough to take this survey

If anyone answers this seriously they need to be deported to srd