Guy wants GF to shave/practice basic hygiene, AITA disagrees

69  2019-08-15 by MortySchmorty

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i wasn't doxxed, but i don't enjoy reddit as much as i used to. it feels like an addiction or a distraction at the moment and it's surprisingly sad how often i am noticing myself think "oh you should take a picture of this and share it" or "that's a funny story you should post this", i don't seem to enjoy doing things for the sake of it any more and rather it's me trying to get reactions out of people, whether that's disgust or laughter. last month i challenged myself to take a week off reddit because i noticed i was on it too much, i lasted 2 days and then started coming back on now, so recently i just thought fuck it i need to be able to go more than 2 days without going on here, that's not healthy. i was going to write something more in depth but i really just need to stop coming on here for a while, i said a month to myself so i'll go for that. the more time i spend on reddit, the less time i spend doing other things and it's not worth it for me. i see people spending so much time on social media and said i never wanted to be like them but i have become like that. so ill probably make a blog/video/something in a few weeks just to talk about it properly because i think a lot of people will be in similar positions and won't be aware of it or willing to try and change.

there's a lot on my mind at the moment so i just need to step back and think about what i should do now.

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Fake and gay.

subpoutine’s side: no u

Good bait for bringing out the AITArds

Bro, there are people in that thread who say "arm hair turns me on" 🤢🤢🤮🤮.

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I'd rather have a vore fetish than a "body hair" fetish. fucking freaks.

I can help you with that.

Personal take: drop the makeup and waxing, have er work out squats and running instead

Thicc ass

You should at least trim it. I prefer a trimmed bush to a shaved one. The bikini wax is what I like.

Okay

It’s not arm hair that turns them on, it’s fur suits.

Shaving, waxing, and applying makeup are not "basic hygiene."

If they are, then men are disgustingly unhygienic.

But we know that's not true and just plain silly.

if your woman isn't looking like this, why even bother?

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Exactly why MGTOW exists, their gfs never looked like that and they stopped bothering.

Is that a woman or a doll? I can't tell and its freaking me out.

Women look better with shaved legs.

100% true brother

So? Hygiene is still a matter of cleanliness and not a matter of aesthetic.

I know it's not about hygiene. Aesthetics are important too retard.

Has absolutely nothing to do with my comment. Don't reply to me with that, put it in a comment of your own.👍🏻👍🏻

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Try not being a fag next time.

All out of the good bait?

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Shave your legs and get a job hippie

I work full time and nah too based to care.

based and hairy-leg-pilled?

Speedrunning viya games isn't a job sweaty 😘

Correct!

The very least foids can do is shave, wax, and apply makeup, since men do the heavy lifting of society anyway.

It's a dangerous game because she might realize that women are no longer the sole arbiters of who gets to smash whom, and that basic-looking women who can't take care of themselves are worse than trash as far as men are concerned.

that basic-looking women who can't take care of themselves are worse than trash as far as men are concerned.

This isn’t wrong tho

Women have always been the primary victims of war tho

Usually yes, but how hideous she is without depends on how hairy she is.

There is different hygiene requirements for men and women, idiot.

There is (sic) different aesthetic requirements for men and women, idiot.

FTFY.

hy·giene

/ˈhīˌjēn/

noun

conditions or practices conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.

Not aesthetics.

Why would I care about this definition?

To have knowledge of the topic you speak on.😄

I don’t really care about though? I consider shaving basic hygiene for a women. If they are a woman and don’t shave are they even a woman? Or are you basically dating a man?

I consider

Awesome, you have an opinion that doesn't change what the word "hygiene" means!

Not basically, I am actually dating a man. He's great, it'll be 7 years this December. Not sure why that matters?

Does he enjoy your hair legs?

Yeah he actually encouraged me to stop shaving. He says he hates it when I have prickly legs the day after, and they rub against him in bed. He prefers the soft little fine hairs. He told me when he was young he had crushes on two older women, one was a teacher and one was an ex girlfriend's aunt, and they both had hairy legs and he kinda liked it.

But let's be real, I'm a ginger and my leg hair is invisible blonde, nobody notices I don't shave and it's kinda intensely pointless to waste time and money shaving invisible hair.

But let's be real, I'm a ginger

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Look at the foids profile. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

"what would you say your style is?"

"I don't know, but people tell me I'm built like a default redditor"

The ginger isn't the gross part.

look how fucking fat she is

Yuck

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Mayocide can't come soon enough

I mean there is no wonder you dont shave. You are fat and disgusting. It would have the same result as putting lipstick on a pig

If I wanted to fuck a chick that looked like a dude I'd just cut to the choice and fuck some bussy.

Why would you do that instead of finding a different girl?

Isn’t women shaving, waxing, and doing their makeup a symbol of the patriarchy?

Idk anything about that shite it's just a choice my dude. If a girl having unshaven legs bothers you you have every right to find a girl who shaves. And she has every right to be unshaven without being called dirty.

Women shouldn’t have rights.

Based.

And not a reply in site, crickets. Watching foids getting blasted is my all-time favourite pastime.

S-same? What do you mean by “blasted” tho?

No one has a right to do anything without being called dirty, filth-monster

Of course you say that. Look at you.

Foids should have no rights.

shaving is basic hygiene for adults, sweaty

Hmmmm

Nope.

Hmmm

Nope not clicking that in this or any lifetime.

Imagine that!

Why the islamophobia

It's the only lifetime you've got, repent or face Gahannam before you beg God for one more second on Earth so you can repent.

[For such is the state of the disbelievers], until, when death comes to one of them, he says, "My Lord, send me back {99}

That I might do righteousness in that which I left behind." No! It is only a word he is saying; and behind them is a barrier until the Day they are resurrected. {100} ~~ Surat Al-Mu'minun [23:99-100]

The prophet always knew what he was talking about. In these trying times we must support him more than ever.

The Prophet (PBUH) posts as Q. Q is shorthand for Quran.

You probably aren’t very lady like are you lmao.

Posts in r/vegan and r/trees

Ginger

Not a chance

If they are, then men are disgustingly unhygienic.

they are

Great bait fam. Good job abiting tons of retarded moids.

Look a guy could be murdered and that sub would still think he's the asshole

This is why I support Islam

Sharia is the true way of the Lord.

“Five practices are of the fitrah (natural disposition): circumcision, shaving the pubic region, clipping the nails and cutting the moustaches short.” (Al-Bukhari and Muslim)

Day of the Ummah's return when?

No doubt. Say what you will about Islam but they definitely have their foid problem on lock.

Do middle eastern women shave their armpits and gussy?

I need to know before converting and emigrating.

Only pedos like the hollywood wax. Patricians like the french Bikini wax.

i don't mind hair i just don't want an overgrown jungle

Depends on if you want them to.

Pretty sure they do, other than men’s beards islam encourages regular maintenance of hair and cleanliness. They are kind of obsessed with being clean, it’s why they hate dogs and pigs, they consider them abjectly disgusting animals (which they are)

we are in love with each other

Lol. If a foid can’t even put in the effort to cover up her pockmarks and shave her unibrow, she doesn’t love you.

Based GF.

Spend hours per week + thousands of dollars per year on retarded shit when you already have a boyfriend and (presumably) a job where she's not paid for her looks.... or use that time and money on literally anything else? She could literally use that time and money on Fortnight skins and it would be a better use.

What's he gonna do? Stop having sex with you?

Whenever I hear people having this retarded argument, I'm glad I'm not the meme gender and my value is not assumed to be dependent on how much makeup I wear. God people are retarded.

There is a huge variation among women. My wife spends about 30min getting ready each morning and looks stunning doing it, my brother's wife spends more than two hours every morning getting ready. When she doesn't she looks like an absolute slob. I have no idea what the difference is, but it exists.

Oh, any my wife can throw on a baseball hat and jeans and still be the hottest woman in most rooms, but now I'm just bragging.

You have to account for base attractiveness. Already attractive people need to put less effort in to achieve the same effect. Really though you're probably just more used to seeing your wife without makeup, so it's less shocking when she doesn't wear much or any.

My wife only wears mascara except on really special occasions, so I think it has more to do with her being incredibly attractive naturally.

I wouldn't consider the bull coming over that special of an occasion.

What's he gonna do?

Find a girl that doesn't have armhair thicker than his?

I can't imagine having so little value as a person that my arm hair could possibly be the deciding factor in whether I'm dating/marriage material.

And if that's the reason you break up with someone, you should really take a hard look at your standards, because something must have gone horribly wrong.

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I would probably break up with someone if they didn't shave. You're supposed to live together with this person for life, and if the person you're dedicating your life to can't even be bothered to shave, then that makes it harder to stay faithful and will only lead to heartbreak in the future, might as well nip it at the bud.

I'm not going to date someone that does shit that turns me off. If she wanted to have a talk about how he's retarded about how long it takes or whatever fine, but when you draw weird lines in the sand don't be surprised when people leave you to find someone just as good without the dumb shit going on. Literally no one is irreplaceable

Nowadays when I forget to shave or I’ve seen too many patients he pets my leg hair and laughs about how my Russian/German/Norwegian legs are way hairier than his Chinese legs. And keeps petting them because it feels “cool”

The real creative writing is in the comments.

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I'm convinced that AITA is solely made up of middle school girls who have just discovered feminism

And you would be right.

This is why Allah invented Shari'a for the foids.

It is them and 20 year old men who tuck their dicks.

Imagine the smell.

Holy fuck this site has some gross mother fuckers. We had a few like this when I was in boot camp that had to be literally forced into the shower everyday. Bullying and berating them non-stop was the only way to get them to learn and practice good hygiene.

Wow redditors telling a guy his smelly f*id is in the right?? Who would’ve thought??

Imagine white knighting for a w*man with a unibrow and hairy legs

Ha-ha, serves his ass right.

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Power of the f*moid strikes again

That sub is actually disgusting. Imagine staying together with someone that just stopped doing their usual hygiene routine. She actually asked him to pay her money to resume it, and 25,000 people on that sub upvoted the post that agreed and said to pay her. Allah help us.

thank goodness it's all just creative writing, but I forget that sometimes