The guy who was arrested for "planning mass shootings" turns out to be an iFunny shitposter

134  2019-08-15 by BasicallyADoctor

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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r/bruhfunny will not tolerate this.

ArmyofChrist

Obsessed with Waco

Larping christcuck detected

the we wuz CRUSADERZ Christian LARPers are by far the most embarrassing alt-right subtype:

  • radicalized entirely through /pol/ memes and historical strategy games
  • smugly references historical facts learned through said video games and the occasional wikipedia-skimming session
  • adopted Christianity because of video games
  • not only smug about their Christianity but about the unimportant minutiae about their particular form of Christianity, which they adopted because of their video games, /pol/, and the wikipedia articles they read
  • doesn't actually know anything meaningful about Jesus' teachings or living them because all knowledge is gleaned from video games, /pol/, and wikipedia articles
  • big on muh traditional society despite spending all of their time in front of a screen and developing no practical skills, in the best of cases they sometimes lift weights
  • the most likely to be a monarcuck out of any alt-right subtypes
  • almost always underage

I'd rather spend a night on the town with a Seige-thumping Atomwaffen terrorist than a half hour listening to one of these dweebs prattle on

How do you play like CK2 or something and not realize that religion then was used primarily as a tool to manipulate and control and paid lip service to when unneeded?

dunno but whatever's broken in their brains is common enough that they make up a huge proportion of people who play historical strategy games. You can tell that they fancy themselves intellectuals too 🤣

if they took an actual new testament college course they'd probably shoot up the school

Imagine if one of them attended a legitimate college of divinity. They'd probably drop out in the first semester and make the switch to we wuz VIKANGZ neopaganism

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lmao that sounds awful, how did you manage to survive that? Do you know what happened to him?

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adopted Christianity because of video games

wut. You sure the case isn't just the opposite, that they were already weirdos so niche historical strategy games are the only ones they"re attracted to, instead of GTA and Fortnite like normal teens?

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People on ifunny talking about how the feds are watching the platform now and that its shit

That's the funniest OC they've ever created

I'm be fresh as hell if the Feds watching 🙉

Cringe and Christpilled. Next time actually shoot up the place instead of bragging to your classmates on iFunny.

Someone Photoshop the 9gag watermark on this dudes mugshot please.

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*Knock knock

Sounds like a quintessential terrorist to me

Merely pretends to be retarded

Really gets to suck cock in prison

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Edge posting is officially off the menu

This is why we need the /s tag smh

Reported

One of my friends who’s an ifunny poster told me the app has changed a lot since our middle school days. They have entire underground meme communities where shit like this goes down pretty frequently and the FBI makes accounts to monitor activity

>underground meme communities

😒

I know it sounds retarded but ever since the app got a feature to hide posts from anyone but subscribers it’s an “in” house thing now.

Kids these days, they should be setting up private BBSes, MUD/MUCKs or automoderated usenet groups instead

Hell yeah

Many asr people are still in Usenet, but mostly in a secret hierarchy that you have to be invited to join. It's not carried on public servers, either.

Apparently there's secret Usenet groups now too

Zoomers are a mistake

One of my friends

Uh huh

hol up the FBI agent's name is Themistocles

🤔🤔🤔

Currently iFunny is in a state of schizo thinking that feds are spying on their profiles. Ironically, the accounts that they are calling feds are just MDE refugees that wanted to make iFunny accounts to see what its all about

MDEs on iFunny

i thought these people claimed to be comedy masterminds lol

Even some commies are far more tolerable and sane then these people.

"people"

In all, the search of the house resulted in the seizure of 15 rifles, some of which were assault-style, as well as 10 semi-automatic pistols and an estimated 10,000 rounds of ammunition, according to the affidavit. Authorities also found a machete in the trunk of Olsen’s car.

i've known people who've had their gun safes filled. almost all of them were hunters with bolt-action rifles or enthusiast range shooters but a couple had legit assault rifle weapons. and the part of this story that made me stop and go "oh shit" was the machete in the car and i can't tell if this is rational thought or burgerland cope.

>multiple projectile-shooting instruments of death

i sleep

>knife in the car

i wake

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pol_invictus irl