In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
the we wuz CRUSADERZ Christian LARPers are by far the most embarrassing alt-right subtype:
radicalized entirely through /pol/ memes and historical strategy games
smugly references historical facts learned through said video games and the occasional wikipedia-skimming session
adopted Christianity because of video games
not only smug about their Christianity but about the unimportant minutiae about their particular form of Christianity, which they adopted because of their video games, /pol/, and the wikipedia articles they read
doesn't actually know anything meaningful about Jesus' teachings or living them because all knowledge is gleaned from video games, /pol/, and wikipedia articles
big on muh traditional society despite spending all of their time in front of a screen and developing no practical skills, in the best of cases they sometimes lift weights
the most likely to be a monarcuck out of any alt-right subtypes
almost always underage
I'd rather spend a night on the town with a Seige-thumping Atomwaffen terrorist than a half hour listening to one of these dweebs prattle on
How do you play like CK2 or something and not realize that religion then was used primarily as a tool to manipulate and control and paid lip service to when unneeded?
dunno but whatever's broken in their brains is common enough that they make up a huge proportion of people who play historical strategy games. You can tell that they fancy themselves intellectuals too 🤣
Imagine if one of them attended a legitimate college of divinity. They'd probably drop out in the first semester and make the switch to we wuz VIKANGZ neopaganism
wut. You sure the case isn't just the opposite, that they were already weirdos so niche historical strategy games are the only ones they"re attracted to, instead of GTA and Fortnite like normal teens?
One of my friends who’s an ifunny poster told me the app has changed a lot since our middle school days. They have entire underground meme communities where shit like this goes down pretty frequently and the FBI makes accounts to monitor activity
Currently iFunny is in a state of schizo thinking that feds are spying on their profiles. Ironically, the accounts that they are calling feds are just MDE refugees that wanted to make iFunny accounts to see what its all about
In all, the search of the house resulted in the seizure of 15 rifles, some of which were assault-style, as well as 10 semi-automatic pistols and an estimated 10,000 rounds of ammunition, according to the affidavit. Authorities also found a machete in the trunk of Olsen’s car.
i've known people who've had their gun safes filled. almost all of them were hunters with bolt-action rifles or enthusiast range shooters but a couple had legit assault rifle weapons. and the part of this story that made me stop and go "oh shit" was the machete in the car and i can't tell if this is rational thought or burgerland cope.
>multiple projectile-shooting instruments of death
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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 Kellere31 2019-08-15
r/bruhfunny will not tolerate this.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-15
Larping christcuck detected
1 snallygaster 2019-08-15
the we wuz CRUSADERZ Christian LARPers are by far the most embarrassing alt-right subtype:
I'd rather spend a night on the town with a Seige-thumping Atomwaffen terrorist than a half hour listening to one of these dweebs prattle on
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-08-15
How do you play like CK2 or something and not realize that religion then was used primarily as a tool to manipulate and control and paid lip service to when unneeded?
2 snallygaster 2019-08-15
dunno but whatever's broken in their brains is common enough that they make up a huge proportion of people who play historical strategy games. You can tell that they fancy themselves intellectuals too 🤣
1 -Mopsus- 2019-08-15
if they took an actual new testament college course they'd probably shoot up the school
2 snallygaster 2019-08-15
Imagine if one of them attended a legitimate college of divinity. They'd probably drop out in the first semester and make the switch to we wuz VIKANGZ neopaganism
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1 snallygaster 2019-08-15
lmao that sounds awful, how did you manage to survive that? Do you know what happened to him?
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1 seenten 2019-08-15
wut. You sure the case isn't just the opposite, that they were already weirdos so niche historical strategy games are the only ones they"re attracted to, instead of GTA and Fortnite like normal teens?
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1 Necromemer978 2019-08-15
People on ifunny talking about how the feds are watching the platform now and that its shit
1 Sudokublackbelt 2019-08-15
That's the funniest OC they've ever created
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-15
I'm be fresh as hell if the Feds watching 🙉
1 ryandanegayin 2019-08-15
Cringe and Christpilled. Next time actually shoot up the place instead of bragging to your classmates on iFunny.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-15
Someone Photoshop the 9gag watermark on this dudes mugshot please.
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1 collectijism 2019-08-15
*Knock knock
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-08-15
Sounds like a quintessential terrorist to me
1 MG87 2019-08-15
1 [deleted] 2019-08-15
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1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-08-15
Edge posting is officially off the menu
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-08-15
This is why we need the /s tag smh
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-15
Reported
1 Ill_Regal 2019-08-15
One of my friends who’s an ifunny poster told me the app has changed a lot since our middle school days. They have entire underground meme communities where shit like this goes down pretty frequently and the FBI makes accounts to monitor activity
1 snallygaster 2019-08-15
>underground meme communities
😒
1 Ill_Regal 2019-08-15
I know it sounds retarded but ever since the app got a feature to hide posts from anyone but subscribers it’s an “in” house thing now.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-15
Kids these days, they should be setting up private BBSes, MUD/MUCKs or automoderated usenet groups instead
1 snallygaster 2019-08-15
Hell yeah
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-15
Apparently there's secret Usenet groups now too
1 seenten 2019-08-15
Zoomers are a mistake
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-15
Uh huh
1 i_sniff_cancer 2019-08-15
hol up the FBI agent's name is Themistocles
1 Mayos_side 2019-08-15
🤔🤔🤔
1 rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 2019-08-15
Currently iFunny is in a state of schizo thinking that feds are spying on their profiles. Ironically, the accounts that they are calling feds are just MDE refugees that wanted to make iFunny accounts to see what its all about
1 -Mopsus- 2019-08-15
i thought these people claimed to be comedy masterminds lol
1 GodOfDarknessWine 2019-08-15
Even some commies are far more tolerable and sane then these people.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-15
"people"
1 Woolgun 2019-08-15
I think I just found the most beautiful sub on Reddit by clicking on "other discussions"
His dedication to mayocide is stunning.
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-08-15
i've known people who've had their gun safes filled. almost all of them were hunters with bolt-action rifles or enthusiast range shooters but a couple had legit assault rifle weapons. and the part of this story that made me stop and go "oh shit" was the machete in the car and i can't tell if this is rational thought or burgerland cope.
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1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-15
pol_invictus irl