Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
"I quit jacking off, started sleeping more, exercising, eating better, and meditating. Now I have a girlfriend thanks to the magic of semen retention."
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2 RBLXTalk 2019-08-15
Much prouder than him than I will ever be of any dramacel. However, he's a NoFag which is irredeemable. I'd rather be a cumbrain
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-08-15
I’m fine with the NoSquirt cultism. It’s the calisthenics part that I find truly reprehensible.
1 HogPostBot 2019-08-15
This but unironically. Jerking it could be used on mayo buttholes. But calisthenics is just horrific.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-15
Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
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1 TheodorHerzl 2019-08-15
Imagine being so delusional, you think by not wacking it your life will be better
1 Papastump90 2019-08-15
why fap when there are hot single trussys in your area?
1 heretobefriends 2019-08-15
"I quit jacking off, started sleeping more, exercising, eating better, and meditating. Now I have a girlfriend thanks to the magic of semen retention."
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-15
Whatever works for him. I'm glad keeping his fluid as a keepsake has saved future generations a lot of grief.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-15
Non-Americans shouldn't be allowed on the Internet
1 twelvefortyseven 2019-08-15
Lmao, that fag cant even levitate yet.