President NEET calls Daddy a fatty, "journalist" foid names and shames the fatphobe

141  2019-08-15 by pee_tape_not_piss

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The only thing more pathetic than this post is how you think people actually actually care.

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You have 4 links and not one of them is to information. The signal to noise ratio of the shit I've read from your links is absolutely abysmal, nobody with a working brain would put time into reading such drivel, let alone attempt to use it in place of information sources. If basic income actually failed, you could give at least some semblance of a concise explanation of the failure, or at least have one of your four links lead to something data-focused, instead of being like "here's an opinion, now immerse yourself in verbose repititions of that opinion for a half hour since hopefully that's enough to make you agree with it." You are a prime brainwashee and the reason Trump will win again.

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I don’t think Donald Trump could run a mile. Would you guys enjoy trying to watch Donald Trump run a mile? That’d be hysterical. What does that guy weigh, like, 280 or something? Watch that guy try to run a mile and be—oh my gosh, that would be so amazing for the American people, to try and watch Donald—I say he passes out at like the quarter mile mark.

But what does he squat? I’d rather see it in terms America can understand. Like lbs on a bar through full ROM.

Yang and Trump should have a push-up contest. Whoever can do one wins.

Trump has bone spurs so its safe to assume he cant squat his own mass

I refuse to acknowledge a president that can’t squat at least 405.

Buss, Guss, or Truss. Better put 4 wheels up.

Like something that involved trying to keep something on the ground and having really large body mass? Like, if there was a hot-air balloon that was rising and you needed to try and keep it on the ground, he would be better than me at that. Because he is so fat.

Andrew Yang, private school rap battle champion

Andrew "Donald Trump is a fat man. I'm insinuating he's overweight. I have come to the well-reasoned conclusion that Donald J Trump is at risk of childhood diabetes" Yang.

Childhood diabetes is the kind that's not caused by being fat.

Also ole Donny is too old to get it. Just in case you or anyone else here was confused about this devastatingly intelligent joke.

Hm well actually no that's not true, you can get it at any age. That's why they don't call it that anymore.

Well that is one way to convert me to the yang gang 😍

Yang understands "early and often"

Plus, who wouldn't want to enslave the poors on the door while we upload our connectos onto the cloud?

Someone must toil away installing the power plants while their weak bodies are replaced by our metal 🙂

his political instincts told him it would help his election chances to make fun of fat people at the Iowa state fair

Is there a wrong place to make fat jokes 🤔

depends if you’re soliciting votes from diabeetus-Americans

Main subs.

Neet Man will unban fatpeoplehate god bless

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought this lol.

Imagine being such a fat loser that you defend Le Blumpf

We do it for free

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Shill for Yang instead. Then you get paid for doing it for free

Steve Huffman: Compensation, well... A few steps down the road what I would like to do is when I say empower communities, I think there’s an extreme version of that, which is where we bring economics into this. Allowing communities to have business models. And hopefully you can use your imagination there, but I think there’s a lot they can do and that would open the door to communities having money and potentially moderators having a share of that. So I think we’re pretty far off, but that’s one of my, kind of, fantasies, that we can elevate communities to such a degree that people can actually run a business or earn a living on Reddit.

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But only if he wins 😬

Foids gonna foid 😂😂😂

Lmao the left defending trump because trump is the literal embodiment of one of their movement

Is this not a parody? Is this realy happening? I thought being a nazi beats being a landwhale

Blubber solidarity >> anti-fascism

apparently

"No one wants a president who doesn’t seem like they can run a mile.”

maybe it’s because he thinks living in a fat body is something to be ashamed of.

This is why removing FPH was a mistake.

maybe it’s because he thinks living in a fat body is something to be ashamed of.

I mean I'm not in favor of public shaming because someone elses fatness isn't my problem but I mean, yeah you kinda should be ashamed of being gluttonous.

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Italian for Samantha Fat. Lmao, poor kid.

Never began for him.

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I think this is a really good strategy for him.

agree. He's signalling a mild basedness while also angling for some free twitter publicity from POTUS

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uh oh

Mod yang

Alright he’s redeemed himself for crying on air.

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Yang is truly the only based dem candidate besides mommy Tulsi. But $1000 is $1000

Everyone hate fat people tho

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Google says trump is 243lb as of several months ago. He’s 6’3”. So his BMI several months ago would be 30.4. If he’s lost 4lb since then he’d just be “overweight.” If not he’s just a couple pounds into the obese category. It seems likely he could run a mile especially if he was pissed off.

He wants to challenge trump to any physical feat? How about a fight? Now THAT would be hilarious.

Lmao cope harder, fatty

I'm actually underweight but thank you for your opinion Deweaponized Autism

Lol of course you're scrawny. DDF rightoids are all either pudgy or scrawny, very rarely a healthy, balanced weight. Same thing with leftoids too. There is just something about having extreme political opinions that goes hand in hand with being unhealthy and misshapen

I’m a girl and look fine at my body weight. Why would I want to be fat?

What is even with you... your autism is leaking everywhere, please.

Do you have any idea where you are? Lmao. Imagine unironically defending Trump's fat unhealthy ass of all things. His diet consists of McDonalds and phentermine pills and he's a laughingstock in the international community because of it (the only other world leader that is nearly as fat is Kim Jong In, a third world dictator). "bUt I lOoK fINe wHy WoUlD I wAnT tO bE fAt". How about you just be at a healthy weight? Eat a balanced diet and get regular exercise, it's really not that hard. I bet you over 80% of The_Donald and other political subs are outside of the healthy weight range, have diabetes or some kind of mental disorder. I invite you to think about why that might be.

Lol... people who think they’re smart but haven’t figured out they aren’t yet crack me up.

Commander and neet would have worked well here

There is such a thing as too much empathy. Just because he's dunking on trump doesnt mean every fatty has to feel bad about it. If anything, they should pile on trump, it feels good to make fun of someone and he deserves it

Based.

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Who knows why Yang said it—maybe it’s because he was surrounded by the jovial eating contests of the Iowa State Fair, or maybe it’s because he thinks living in a fat body is something to be ashamed of.

,😍🇺🇸

"Sir, I may be fat but in the morning you will still be chinese"

fatties would be first against the wall if the wall wouldn't tip over from their colossal weight