Bezo’s best PR flacks respond to a commie gussy complaining about their employees being obvious PR flacks, then delete everything so it won’t look bad.

22  2019-08-15 by MadBoomrPixl

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There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.

That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.

And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.

And believe me: it is dangerous.

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The responses from the "ambassadors" were really creepy.

Borg-like indeed.

Yeah, I don't root for foids much, but she was going pretty hard and had some apt observations. Amazon could do better but why, Americans could give two shits about corporations fucking us and they know that. Kind of leaves me wondering why they even have the ambassadors.

To soothe the boomers probably. They just want someone to talk to most days. If anyone actually takes those warehouse tours it’s them.

Ugh, didn't think of that.

Amazon could do better but why

Changing your behavior is hard. Justifying it is easy. Groups don't resolve human failings, they just exacerbate them.

This was so fucking dumb on Amazon's part that even a foid - a mayo no less - came out on top

Remember, corporations are lean mean money seeking machines who do perfect evil to extract money

I love Amazon. Amazon is great. I buy everything from Amazon. I work at Amazon. I live at Amazon. I love Amazon.

I love Amazon.

I love Amazon.

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This but unironically.

Amazon is love. Amazon is life.

They do it for free

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I suffer from depression too, and at one point I wanted to quit Scientology. But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and not Scientology's. I’m allowed to talk to people, but sometimes I don’t want to. Now I have some great friends to pass the nights with.

This actually sounds way more natural, which says a lot

ambassador

Lmao apparently an “Amazon Ambassador” label is the equivalent of the majestic “shift leader” label McDonald’s gives to make the $.50 raise an hour seem like a career highlight.

Can you imagine being this cucked

Those robots with Twitter handles were weird...

This almost made me a commie. Keyword: almost

I'm afraid I'm almost going to have to alert Joe McCarthy.