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I'd start a war with the US just so they can hopefully nuke us and Canada ceases to exist

Dictator in Canada would ask to review how all levels of Government spend money or ask that teachers make a better use of education funds or call people who slash their roommate with a meat clever an animal.

He'd be most hated leader in history of the world.

Turn the the whole country into a pay-per-view battle royale.

I'd pardon Uncle Ted and then abdicate my position to him.

Lol I wonder what he’d do

This needs its own thread entirely.

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Free college and healthcare, especially birth control. All male newborns are killed for twenty years, so it’s just a bunch of thots.

Prima nocta i guess?

full posadism

I'd dissolve the senate and in its place r/drama would vote on laws and shit

Are you fucking inviting tourists into r/drama. /r/drama has been bad enough recently already😤😤😤

We'd task automod with deleting any posts by redditors who have a drama comment/post count less than 100 and also with banning everyone not subscribed to the sub. Do your up/down votes count when you're banned?

Do your up/down votes count when you're banned?

Nope

Sadly, yes. God what am I doing with my life 😭😭😭

They wouldn't get anything done because Pizza would filibuster every bill.

Also, which alt are you on? We watched like 80 of them go down in the great banout of 2019

Revive Epstein and just go with the flow after that

Send all commies to Venezuela, send all rightoids to Somalia, send all furries to the sun, send all weebs to prison, invade the UK and sink it.

I think that would fix everything

• Thot patrol as a cabinet agency. Pizzashill as minister.

• Lifetime pardon for Ted K

• More investment in renawable energy

• Foid redistribution program for incels

• Nuke Israel

• Annihilate all boomers (even my mom 😞)

• Banking reform

• Force an /r/drama foid to be my gf

• Rape MasterLawlz

• Put chapos, SRDines, Circlebrokers, and rightoids in labour camps.

you have my vote

> Force an /r/drama foid to be my gf

> Rape MasterLawlz

You repeat yourself

MzCherryBlossom will be my waifu and the mother of my children. Lawlz will be my bussy slave. You have to appreciate bussy in modest doses

Unrestricted immigration combined with the forced deportation of all mayos born innthe US of Any. They can come back but they have to swim and climb the wall or earn enough money elsewhere to pay the coyotes.

Also, abolish copyright law. Regulate and tax weed. Stricter tax laws with increased regulation for transparency. End oil subsidies. Direct investment in renewable energy run through a government fund. Medicare for all. Abolish the second amendment and tetvr7d of ALL guns.

And last but not least execution of all blue checkmarks.

Outlaw any and all technology invented during or after the advent of sedentary farming. The agricultural revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

internet is regulated

merger of state, church, corporation

all dissent and anti government actions and comments are illegal

mandatory military service

taco Tuesday at all gas stations

PEI gets turned into a big island where we send criminals into a battle royale. winner gets sent to a 3rd world shit hole

police state mandatory citizen cards require to be checked along with ID at any government checkpoint

free healthcare

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Mandatory abortion of fetuses that are confirmed moids. Moids make up 50% of the population but commit 80% of violent crime.

Near total elimination of zoning laws and minimize building regulations to allow for high-density (and thereby affordable) housing to be constructed.

Legalize weed and cocaine instantly. Take all of Epstein’s money and assets for myself. Renovate his crazy brownstone except for the Clinton painting.

Give myself a 50,000,000/yr salary

Mayocide.

USA:

• UFO socialism. Aliens have already established real communism. It's up to us to find them. There will also be guided tours of Area 51.
• Nuke Taiwan. If Hong Kong isn't going to get whatever it is they want this will confuse and horrify everybody.
• It's Her Turn. Hildawg becomes President effective immediately.

Canada:

• Great firewall but exclusively for twitter and American news. Expecting leaf-smug + American mental pollution result in anything good is like expecting a merger of San Francisco and a melanin enriched ghetto be an utopia.
• Declare war on environmentalism. It's what Harper would have wanted us to do.
• Abolish the Department of Foreign Affairs. Base all Foreign policy on sortition and standpoint theory. Only expats or people with a traceable blood quantum will be randomly selected to have unilateral authority over relations with the country in question.