This is why we need mayocide.

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something something sentience

I’m convinced at this point the posts are just a random grab from an array of sayings. Some one put love and care into this. He must look for key words in the post and grab from a tighter selection.

levenstein distance algorithm or some shit

Absolutely free-thinking intelligent life form

Buzzword is, itself, a buzzword now.

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1. Foids turning to witchcraft to smas... - archive.org, archive.today

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Whether it’s hexing the president, chatting in WhatsApp covens or featuring in TV reboots, radicalised women have been finding strength in the ancient pagan arts

You gonna need a lot more than just whatsup to defeat the ORANGE WARLOCK

"Brave womyn attemp to learn avada kedavra to defeat drumflemort. (20 pictures) "

"Brave womyn attemp to learn avada kedavra to defeat drumflemort. (20 wide-angle pictures) "

I don't want to believe these people exist. They're basically doing chris Chan's "Curse Ye Hame Ha" thing but people Unironically treat it seriously.

Spengler predicted this

Uh sweaty, you really need to read The End of History and The World is Flat. Try to be better ok? It's current year, and the American Empire will last a thousand years because of freedoms, democracies and constitutional rights 😤

My ancestors burned those crazies to death.

And now the witch menace has returned.

Why are women not taken seriously?

Frankly I’m worried about this article, it implies some one taught women to read. Who would make such a foolish decision?

I think we need to take them less seriously.

We've had capeshit. We've had spacecapeshit.

Now we have witchshit.

A step down from twitchshit

At least your average Twitch thot has night tits.

I like day tits better.

I wish my phone were as smart as Snappy.

Isn't that just wandshit?

Oh I like this one better.

READ

ANOTHER

BOOK

Can it at least be "divorced and husband got custody of the kids because I'm crazy but I'm still really hot and I meet with others like me and we use magic crystal dildos and make potions our of our cauldron we filled with a ritual squirt bukkake session" witches? That would be most acceptable.

Yikes this aint it chief

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It's almost as if the resist movement is actively sabatoging it's ability to be taken seriously. They all come off as petty, uninformed, belligerent and ridiculous. Witchcraft and paganism has been a teenage girl rebellious phase for years, I get trying to attract young socially active people but under the guise of using witch craft it reeks of desperation and failure. While I'm sure the articles writer and the witches are all quite proud, the world is laughing at them.

Even if the world isn't, we are, and how low do you have to be for us to be able to mock you?

I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying are you speaking on behalf of the witches?

> Huur I can't read cause i'm retarded

If we are making fun of them they must almost be as dumb as you was his point.

I am the Ho-rax, I speak for the foids
Bitches like these you better avoid

The Guardian will engage with the most critical issues of our time – from the escalating climate catastrophe to widespread inequality to the influence of big tech on our lives. At a time when factual information is a necessity, we believe that each of us, around the world, deserves access to accurate reporting with integrity at its heart.

you guys aren’t doing yourselves any favours by adding this boilerplate to literally every piece of nonsense on your site

"Why won't Republicans believe in global warming, it's a scientific fact?" says woman who believes in ghosts and curses.

....and 72 genders.

Tbh at least you can't prove ghosts and curses don't exist, the same can't be said for global warming

You dont need proof since there have never been any signs of eithers existence.

wouldn't it be nice to eat some ghost bussy tho 🤤🤤🤤

Back in my younger xoomer days if a foid said she was a "witch" and practiced Wicca then it was almost 100% guranteed that she played for both sides and liked both bussy and gussy . So you would hang out with them (e.i. tolerate) hoping they would invite you to join in with them and another one of their deranged female friends . Almost always it turned out that she never had any friends and just stayed home the whole time reading Anne Rice.

Yeah that pretty much described the wiccans in my high school days.

Stupid cunts.

Harlots incensed

but, then as now, some found that witchcraft resonated on a much deeper level

Imagine referring to a new religious movement as 'deep' in any context

Your daily reminder of the message I received from a /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy jannie after I congratulated them on the impressive feat of creating a sub more embarrassing than TrollX:

do you usually spend your free time interacting with things you hate for no reason? Oh. you're a R/Drama user so yes. Hope your life gets better! Except not really, i actually hope you reap what you sow

-Accuses Republicans of being anti science.

-Believes in witchcraft

🤡 🌍

The leaders of Salem did nothing wrong.

Pfft, women lol.