I don't give a fuck about people in Hong Kong and I'm not going to cancel Jackie Chan for them and their bullshit island. Fight me.
0 2019-08-16 by bumshecksagogo
Half of them would be living in a fucking fishing village if some random Jock drug smuggler hadn't decided to make that island into his stop off point from India so he could take a shit without having to hang his arse over the side of a boat.
The other half would still be living in Shanghai or Xiamen or whatever fish-stinking shithole their grandparents came from.
These are people who let themselves be ruled by the fucking Britbongs for almost two centuries. While the Kenyans and the Indians and even the fucking Cypriots gained their independence this bunch of greasy-haired, buck-toothed, lisping cunts were perfectly happy to dit back and suck on Queen Lizzie's tit.
I hope the Chinese military police marches in and guns down the fucking lot of them. Fuck them all, I have no sympathy whatsoever.
13 comments
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-08-16
I mean you're giving all these reasons but it's perfectly acceptable to hate them just for no reason at all.
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-16
Judging by your use of the word arse it obvious your native country has been under the thumb of bongistan too
1 cragbar 2019-08-16
I don't understand why these actors don't stand up to a country that kidnapped the head of Interpol.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-16
Reminder that no one cared because who wants to pay target prices for Walmart merch 😎
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-16
The number of lawlz wannabes is becoming too high.
The Friedman Reich is considering taking serious action against this. Sending lawlz wannabes to work camps can become a top priority of my administration if the people want it.
What do my constituents think?
1 FoidBlaster 2019-08-16
Aye!
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-08-16
you are a loyal follower, Foid. You shall be rewarded.
1 trexmundi 2019-08-16
Enslave them and put them to work in the effortpost mines. They will be released when they produce a true gem for their overseers.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-08-16
I approve
1 Green_and_Lean 2019-08-16
You're like that loser in grade school who tries to start stuff just to get attention
1 bumshecksagogo 2019-08-16
No, I'm like that loser in grade school who dressed like one of the Lost Boys (if one of the Lost Boys weighed 300lbs) and drew knives and guns all over his locker.
1 AlohaWarrior35 2019-08-16
Based and retard-pilled.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2019-08-16
I'm pretty sure Jackie Chan canceled his own career by costarring a movie with Jaden Smith. Since that his movies have been having Steven Seagal levels of release.