When the dramatards obsess over something, they do not let it go until it's completely torn apart. You're the pitbulls of people, but with less to contribute to society.
I mean it's just what the medical examiner reported right? Death by hanging caused by apparent suicide. It's not like that means there weren't outside factors or he could have been forced to or whatever, just means the man has injuries which are best explained by hanging.
Remember when the Panama papers came out and they showed the global elite were all scheming together to avoid paying taxes and absolutely nothing happened to anyone? Good times.
The Gates Foundation reallocated 1% of its budget away from dark money sex trafficking pedophile schemes, so a full 2% actually goes to malaria or whatever the fuck they usually pretend they're doing now.
Well I mean it's possible people in power just made it possible, but why would he want to live though? Like you don't need a hitman, just get him off watch.
It's still unlikely. Not out to prove anything. Given that an ex-cop roid monster was in his cell last month and injured his neck specifically, it's pretty sketch for a newspaper to omit the fact that the hyoid fracture "could have been a sign of strangulation as well of hanging" when it's 5 times as likely to happen in the case of the former
My goal in life is to reach a position where if I die by my own hand, retards on the internet will become so convinced it was a murder that it will ruin the news cycle for at least 6 months.
I wish more suicidal people had a healthy sense of humor and committed suicide in super suspicious ways, like literally shooting themselves in the back of the head while handcuffed. If you think about it it's not at all difficult to pull out, but is guaranteed to cause lots of drama. But no, selfish fucks die uselessly instead.
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1 Luigichu1238 2019-08-16
Sentience
1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-16
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1 sub2tine 2019-08-16
I, for one, totally believe this.
1 Papastump90 2019-08-16
The New York Times has never steered us wrong before
1 duckraul2 2019-08-16
I mean it's just what the medical examiner reported right? Death by hanging caused by apparent suicide. It's not like that means there weren't outside factors or he could have been forced to or whatever, just means the man has injuries which are best explained by hanging.
1 watermark002 2019-08-16
They told us not to go to Iraq and Vietnam don't you know.
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1 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-16
Unironically this
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-08-16
Case closed. No need to look into this any further. Looks like justice was served here.
1 ashleychudd 2019-08-16
Well, I guess those conspiracy nuts feel stupid now. Guess we’ll never know the extent of his crimes.
1 somestupidname1 2019-08-16
The conspiracy nuts could have personally watched him hang himself and would still call foul play.
1 Luigichu1238 2019-08-16
"He had a speaker in his ear that someone used to tell him to kill himself or get brutally tortured"
1 PraisePerun 2019-08-16
Yeah shit happens, let's just move on since it was proven that he didn't got killed.
1 buyingadderall 2019-08-16
U realize niggas can force the man to hang right?
1 cfbWORKING 2019-08-16
I too have seen the wire
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-08-16
until the private pathologist hired by Epstein’s lawyer signs off on the findings we cannot say for sure 2Pac isn't alive and well.
1 Matues49 2019-08-16
r/Conspiracy btfo
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-08-16
This is what depression looks like.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-08-16
I think the funniest thing ever is pretty much everyone knows he was killed but absolutely nothing will happen to anyone involved
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-08-16
Remember when the Panama papers came out and they showed the global elite were all scheming together to avoid paying taxes and absolutely nothing happened to anyone? Good times.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-08-16
I do remember that.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-16
I think some folks in Iceland sent a sternly-worded fax. I believe the wealthy apologized and ended poverty
1 watermark002 2019-08-16
The Gates Foundation reallocated 1% of its budget away from dark money sex trafficking pedophile schemes, so a full 2% actually goes to malaria or whatever the fuck they usually pretend they're doing now.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-16
Well the primary investigator got car bombed so there's that
1 OceanGeese 2019-08-16
Like the mysterious car bombings that were impossible to explain?
1 cfbWORKING 2019-08-16
Avoiding taxes isn’t a big deal. We all wish we had enough money that funding a banana republic was cheaper than paying taxes
1 3men1pencil 2019-08-16
i don't wanna be a hypocrite because if i ever become rich and powerful i wanna fuck kids and kill people too
so you gotta be objective and walk a mile in their shoes you know what i mean
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-16
The way you become rich and powerful is by fucking kids, have you not seen the infomercial?
1 3men1pencil 2019-08-16
ugh it's just like needing experience to get a job that gives experience
you gotta fuck kids to get rich enough to fuck kids
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-16
Does being fucked as a lid count for partial credit
1 3men1pencil 2019-08-16
Yes, you’re more likely to repeat the pattern
https://youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-16
Thank G-d I’ve limited it to watching anime
1 VanillaReign 2019-08-16
So why am I still poor
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-16
You're not hitting it right
1 ffbtaw2 2019-08-16
I thought that was how you lose weight.
1 yeahnobuddu 2019-08-16
Well I mean it's possible people in power just made it possible, but why would he want to live though? Like you don't need a hitman, just get him off watch.
1 Slump_o 2019-08-16
what can you do? who will police the police and all.
1 Ecindd 2019-08-16
I think that's the general feeling in 2019.
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-16
No one dares. The british crown has a long history of terminating it's enemies.
1 agenteABIN 2019-08-16
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-08-16
I just realized that I've spent 35 years thinking that line was from Big Trouble in Little China.
So Chinatown is like...an entirely different movie? That changes things.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-16
Chinatown has some primo Jack Nicholson ass shots. 10/10 highly recommended
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-16
If you want a hard hitting movie about zoning regulations Chinatown is your jam.
It's fantastic but really it's mostly about the dirty politics of zoning regs.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-08-16
I just read the wiki, isn't this basically the same real estate scheme Lex Luthor was trying to pull in Christopher Reeves' Superman?
1 cfbWORKING 2019-08-16
All capeshit is just recycled plots
1 cfbWORKING 2019-08-16
Two classics
1 Ubertroon 2019-08-16
From the director that fucks kids
1 agenteABIN 2019-08-16
yeah that has always been amusing, lol
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-08-16
Nothing to see here goy go back to your marvel movies
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2019-08-16
Well I guess that settles it.
1 MoistLanguage 2019-08-16
The media never lies 🤥
Fact!
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-08-16
Fake it until you make it.
1 watermark002 2019-08-16
lmao
1 cointelpro_shill 2019-08-16
6% of hangings result in broken hyoid vs 34% for manual strangulation
1 professorshillphd 2019-08-16
6% is not 0%.
1 cointelpro_shill 2019-08-16
It's still unlikely. Not out to prove anything. Given that an ex-cop roid monster was in his cell last month and injured his neck specifically, it's pretty sketch for a newspaper to omit the fact that the hyoid fracture "could have been a sign of strangulation as well of hanging" when it's 5 times as likely to happen in the case of the former
1 elephantofdoom 2019-08-16
My goal in life is to reach a position where if I die by my own hand, retards on the internet will become so convinced it was a murder that it will ruin the news cycle for at least 6 months.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-08-16
I wish more suicidal people had a healthy sense of humor and committed suicide in super suspicious ways, like literally shooting themselves in the back of the head while handcuffed. If you think about it it's not at all difficult to pull out, but is guaranteed to cause lots of drama. But no, selfish fucks die uselessly instead.