Amazon's legion of totally real people continue improve the company's image

90  2019-08-18 by trexmundi

16 comments

This, but unironically.

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how dumb does a corporation have to be to engage twitter leftists? genuinely how did anyone on amazon's payroll think this would help them save face?

There's a real "I burned dinner and now my husband is going to beat me" feel to it.

"I burned dinner and now my husband is going to have to beat me"

going around this is likely a bot. all of their tweets use Sprinklr. And even if these aren't bots Sprinklr's promo for its app is pretty unapologetic on what it is aka these people aren't real in the slightest.

It's not great when my first impression is that she does remind me of someone from real life but it's a certain inmate from The Gulag Archipelago.

Private sector Stalinism

The Gulag Archipelago

Off topic, but as much as he mentions it 100% Jordan Peterson has jacked off onto his copy.

Mods, make that tweet a Snappy quote. Change the words to theme it around /r/drama or something, but just add that hilarious, horrifying tweet

I suffer from depression too, and at one point I wanted to quit making /r/drama stickies. But I realized it was my fault for the problems I was dealing with, and not trappysaruh's. I'm allowed to post bussy, but sometimes I don't want to. Now I have some great tranny jannies to pass the nights with.

Lawlz is that you

"I realized the reason I don't have access to proper medical treatment, five weeks of vacation per year, actual job security, overtime regulations or being treated like a human being is really my fault.

But it's great!

Now I can drink til I'm dumb after work with coworkers who hate me as much as their own trash lives."

Maybe this is why Bezos sold several thousand shares recently

why on earth is Amazon putting a big yellow star on these people in the form of "Amazon FC Ambassador 📦"

Jesus Christ this is dystopian as fuck.

Like I get this person probably isn't real but this would have been in a cyberpunk story from the 80s or 90s about the dangers of unfettered capitalism.

Damn those replies are spicy.