I met a former Vine "star" at a party this weekend. He bitched to me how he hates social media. Can't say I was impressed.

57  2019-08-19 by HodorTheDoorHolder_

How was your weekend?

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I did nothing as usual. Did you point out that he was/is a participant and creator of this horror show?

He kind of did that on his own. The guy wore a true camo sweatpants and hoodie combo with kittens imprinted on it. Mind you he's in his mid 30s.

lmao

And he brought a fuckin Nintendo Switch with him. To a fucking party!

Well now I like him.

Yeah it was classic DOOM so that was pretty interesting to see on a tiny screen. Still hate "influencers" with a passion of a thousand suns.

In your sector are you expected to have a social media presence? Can you just be like "I leave work and work" and that's the end of it?

Lol I'm not high up enough to have a manager or agent handle my social media so I do what most smarties do and do my Id shit on Reddit. I don't need my stream of consciousness/dark humor on social media with my face and name on it. I don't even post on Facebook at all. I have a private insta and one with my real name on it. The real name one is strictly for connecting contacts now like a digital business card. I don't touch any of the new ones because they don't do anything for me.

Are you a screen writer or something?

parking valet

Based

MarioKart, Goldeneye64 or GTFO

This sounds oddly like Sonny Shine...

spent today at the strip club down the road, but i'm gonna have to find more productive ways to spend all this money we're raking in on bans

just make sure you give a cut to the top mod of /r/drama

A position that you will never hold.

Nigga I am the top mod

Masterlawlz promised me that if I sent him nudes, he would mod me. Can you make good on his promise?

You gave it away to foids? 😠

I spent a day watching my police department play an outstanding role in the autism wars of Saturday and then I spent Sunday sharing food with my dog. Was pretty nice in total.

Can you elaborate on these autism wars?

Portland?

Yeah. I'm sad that nobody got tear gassed but at least I'm happy for the cops that they didn't have to get involved in violence.

Finally beat Uber Elder, waiting for the new league now

Buy tabs goy

I actually did buy tabs this weekend :(

raider rework 💦💦💦

Spent Saturday morning drinking wine spritzers on the river with a bunch of friends at the Weekend Market and then afterwards on the balcony we drank Gin Tonics while watching it rain.

Then took a nap after they left for a few hours and afterwards played Anthem.

Sunday is always cleaning day so I cleaned.

Gamers raus

I met with old friends and reminisced about the past. Also looked for a better job, and had tons of sex.

Not bad tbh

ree get out

>friends

>sex

>functional memory

fake and gay

Ex from high school lives a town away from home. She studied and went back to her hometown, and she does an honest living. We keep in touch and almost 90% of her talk is about how she’s smart and single and bored by the small town life.

In summer and around Christmas we go into her house near the sea and fuck the day away. We make a whole day about it, with movies, cards, joints and wine. One of us cooks dinner, but the rest of the day we do whatever.

I'm happy for you but still sounds like creative writing and unrealistic for a dramacel.

Also eww gussy lmao

It’s a bit of this, a bit of that.

I got drunk and raved about jeffrey epstein like I do every weekend

You made Evan Breem give up alcohol that night.

Pretty good. Got sick and my body is fried from lifting, but ready to go back to classes.

I spent Saturday watching some sports, doing some 3d printing stuff, hanging out with my family and their MILF-y next door neighbor. Then on Sunday I went to the Western Idaho Fair, packed for a big trip I have coming up and then did a couple hours of work to get ready for the short work week.

It was pretty good, but it was goddamn 95 yesterday walking around in the sun and my stupid indoor job has made me into a pussy.

Went to my friends bbq with my gf. Got stuck in a floaty ring because I was drunk and susceptible to bad ideas.