Troids SEETHE on Twitter as they discover that Duke Nukem developers are surprisingly not male-feminists

138  2019-08-19 by UKIP_Warrior

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Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that

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WTF I love boomer shooters now

*sips* yyyyup. Ken Silverman was a pretty good programmer.

Build engine is as impressive as it is asinine and labyrinthine. I cannot believe that Silverman managed that shit when he was 17. Must be the supreme-level autism.

sips you fellas wanna play some Quake?

I'd love to but I can't tonight. I'm waiting for an important call so I can't tie up the phone line.

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How can she relate transhumanism with troids?

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Its not like cutting your dick off is an improvement. At least, to normal people.

flesh is weak I cut my own dick

check my bandcamp btw 😎

How can she relate transhumanism with troids?

http://editions-hache.com/essais/pdf/kaczynski2.pdf

Based.

The real 14 words.

What if you cut off your dick and replace it with the Mecha Cock 3000?

trannies get septum piercings, wear an electrostim cock cage and then tweet this

Lmao from its profile

NB/Bi

Really gets the noggin joggin

Oh my god. Reading that placed me on the edge of a black hole of stupidity. The more I think about it the dumber it gets and the more I feel my mind collapsing in on itself

I lost brain cells

7,5k likes

Behead all twitter users

plugs her twitch lower in the thread

Every fucking time reeeeee

when they're done you won't even need a dick.

Troid = removing your dick Transhumanism = adding a prehensile one

I'll take two thanks

>How can this tranny make everything about themselves.

Brother I pray allah helps your retardation.

Inshallah.

Wait. Do they not know what trans-humanism is?

I think they know they’re just trying to claim it’s also a dog whistle for trannies.

"Dog whistle" is just leftoid for "The voices in my head tell me"

Only dogs can hear dog whistles.

I think when duke nukum first came out they called then transvestites. The good ole days

Transvestites don't claim to be the gender of the clothes they wear. That's an important distinction.

So in the eighties they just didn’t really have trannies

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In the 80s, trannies were real men. They played rough and got hurt. It wasn't this modern-day Teletubby happy-go-lucky tranny shit.

*sips*

Irony detector: reads zero

Valens is a known lolcow who goes out of his way to pick fights over video games and trans shit for attention and clicks on his dailydot articles. He ended up with a thread on the farms for being so fucking weird. There's a recounting of a let's play of his transbian-demon-dom sex game there that's really disturbing.

Sounds like we might found out later he’s a Male Feminist.

"BUT IT HAS THE WORD TRANS IN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

how dare a person making a game express an opinion in a discord! off with xeir heads

(conveniently codenamed Bombshell)

I don't understand what's being implied here.

Because it's a cis woman called a bombshell therefore it's a direct attack on trans people, fucking duh. Transwomen are obviously more beautiful than a cis could ever hope to be

Working on a mod for the game that let's you choose a new character called Troon Boomem. Same basic model, but with much bigger hands and face and Duke Nukem's voice.

She also runs much faster, jumps higher, can carry more ammo and breathe longer underwater.

It's very hard to design trans characters that properly represent trans people, but I hope, my mod will be well received.

Now quake, that was a good game.

Reminder that this same person wrote a lengthy article defending the Zoepost:

http://archive.is/SyGzL

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She also made two hour-long videos defending it but she took them down and no one archived them.

Valens also talks about the origins of the Zoepost here as if she was there- she seems to have known Eron Gjoni beforehand:

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https://archive.li/dDVIP

I remember being 6-7 and running up to the strippers in duke nukem and hitting space bar on repeat to make them flash me.

Maybe if we had more of that for kids than troid book fairs you would have more based gymbro alcoholics like me and less dickless bluechecks on Twitter

I'd everyone Was a gymbro alcoholic the world would be a better place.

Wrong, we would simply have a different set of problems, such as more of this

Don’t make me neg you into the Red Sea, kunt.

I see no problem with any of that tbqf.

True kino

if I went every other day, I’d be going 4-5 times a week

Til there are 9 days in a week

hitting space bar on repeat to make them flash me.

Two whole frames of animated pixel boobs was a big deal back then.

When I first looked at porn it would take so long I would download it on printer paper so I didn’t have to go through the effort of deleting and reuploading it

I remember scrounging around in my dad's disk organizer, looking for a blank 3.5" floppy to store literally tens of porn photos on, only to discover one unlabeled disk already containing thirty seconds of the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tape in the lowest quality black and white video imaginable. It was the entire disk.

Jerking off like cave men. The good thing is before I could google hot amateur blonde gaping asshole I used to be able to enjoy sex without 4 fingers down my girlfriends throat and a belt around my neck.

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growing up to be a /r/drama user is a fate I wish on not even my worst enemies

A furry avi on twatter doesn’t know shit from dick? Color me surprised

Wouldn't it be awesome if - just once - I could buy a video game by a small studio, and not have to exhaustively vet everyone on the team beforehand in order to figure out if they'd consider me a joke / hate me on principle?

Oh wouldn't it? 🤔

/r/selfawarewolves ?

Everyone hates troids tbh. I’d feel bad for them if they werent co opted by bourgie manandwomanchildren

stupid.

Imagine expecting people to take your point seriously when you’re using resetera as a source

This but ironically

I hate estrogen.

Genuinely, I would be thrilled if the devs decided to change the transhumanist antagonist into a transgender antagonist.

Sadly, I doubt most people want a game that's 3 minutes long because the final boss offs himself immediately.

This but unironically

trappy NO!!!!