The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
When reality itself eats the Onion.I have an uncle who is a retired cop, and even after 20 years of service he doesn’t like to talk about it. I don’t ask why, and everyone is happy to go about their day... they’re not too bad but I’ve run into at least one crazy one on the subway...
Because whichever moron photoshopped him did a terrible job and made it look like he has a beard and much thicker hair, which will probably get brought up in court.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-08-19
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-19
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1 ineedmorealts 2019-08-19
How retarded do you have to be to edit a mugshot and think everyone will be cool with it?
1 Hermaphroshep 2019-08-19
Instagram culture
1 yangpede 2019-08-19
The answer is: be a cop. They hire literal retards for a reason and it isn't because they're able to think rationally.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-19
How many cops do you work with in a given week, pizza?
1 yangpede 2019-08-19
Too many.
1 Hermaphroshep 2019-08-19
When reality itself eats the Onion. I have an uncle who is a retired cop, and even after 20 years of service he doesn’t like to talk about it. I don’t ask why, and everyone is happy to go about their day... they’re not too bad but I’ve run into at least one crazy one on the subway...
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2019-08-19
The excuse is easy. "We believe the suspe t put on makeup to cover his facial tattoos while commiting the crime."
1 ineedmorealts 2019-08-19
Then why the fuck not just put make up on him and retake the picture?
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2019-08-19
How is that any different? Lol
1 ineedmorealts 2019-08-19
Because whichever moron photoshopped him did a terrible job and made it look like he has a beard and much thicker hair, which will probably get brought up in court.
1 Redactor0 2019-08-19
For one thing, they'd have to arrest him first and they probably didn't have enough evidence to do that without the witnesses.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-08-19
How did you not detect this was a joke? Lol
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-08-19
You can’t force him to wear makeup and stand in a lineup
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-19
The two pics don't even look like the same dude. They edited his skin to be darker and his hair/beard to be thicker too.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-08-19
Imagine if, every time you made a mistake, you had your entire union, the DA's office, and mayor defending you.
You would stop worrying about making mistakes.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-19
His name is Tyrone? Be def did it.
1 The_SupremeLeader 2019-08-19
And his middle name is Lamont like the guy from Sanford & Son. You can’t make this shit up.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-08-19
dude is a wildman
1 911roofer 2019-08-19
They just handed this guy's lawyer that keys to his jail cell. The jury is going to eat this up likes it's candy.
1 GaysianSupremacist 2019-08-19
I like how the guy's called Tyrone.