Ungrateful Jewess volcel's goes through the ritualistic matchmaking process

38  2019-08-20 by Peetrius

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Social media is the Matrix. Look into the ties between big tech and DARPA. The content is curated and contextualized to create a certain response in the public mind. Look up the original definition of Cybernetics.

You are human livestock and the internet is your digital enclosure. And like all good farmers, they have to make sure the herd gets their vaccines or it could mean disaster for the farm!

It’s not individuals who just love vaccines making these gay pro vax memes. Someone is being paid to do it by some shitty organization likely with ties to the Rockefellers and the Vanderbilts or whatever.

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I told my dad about the date when I got home, to which he said, "If you weren't such a retard, you wouldn't get set up with boys like this."

holy fuck the patriarch is bringing the nukes

N O S U R V I V O R S

Just think about it logically...

Jesus that's some brutal unsentimental truth no wonder they are on top of the world.

I chortled at this. It's so true they deserve it.

Based Boomer Yid tbh

Is that, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this phrase, a based Jew?

I like how she makes that our to be a bad thing. Dude didn'ttasty her like a porcelain doll... Just raw truth haha

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Another quote from him:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Judaism/comments/c5u49u/learning_to_ignore_negative_comments_about_being/

My dad was recently telling me about how I have pretty much reached my expiration date (turned 24 recently) and that soon there will be no more "normal guys" out there left for me. He gave me a whole speech about how I'll be sad and miserable my whole life if I don't start shidduch dating again soon, but the thing is that I am really upset from my whole shidduch dating experience (which was three years ago) and do not plan on doing that ever again. He told me that if I start dating again when I'm 27, none of the guys who are 27 would want to date me because they will be after 18 y/os.

How can one man be so based?

Do goyishe dads not tell their daughters the truth? 🤨

the mysteries of the gentile mind are manifold and unfathomable

10/10 dad

Outside of the east coast a lot of middle aged jewish dudes are like this, they don’t take any shit

No, in that conflict we nuked the Chinese Heated up the leftovers.

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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You didn't disprove anything that was said.

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That's different, a son is not a woman you raise for another man. Actually men, let's be real here.

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Again, you're not addressing anything here. Replying "that's gross what's wrong with you" serves nothing towards your argument.

Also, most dads end up raising their son to eventually "fuck a woman", that's how carrying on a bloodline works. It's the exact opposite situation with a daughter.

I’m not going to do anything other than insult you. Women are people, not male property. You don’t believe that because you’re a piece of trAsh who can’t get laid so he cries like a bitch. So, I’m not going to sit here and try to convince hopeless trash like you that women are human beings. You’re also creepily into incest considering you’re acting like a man is giving away his daughters body instead of keeping it for himself.

Too bad about your ugly personality 🤗 die mad about it while every decent guy in the world gets all the female companionship he wants. You’re going to die alone and to your last breath you’ll be bitching that the only woman who ever tolerated you was your mommy.

Probably because there's nothing to address besides the incel-like obsession with sexualizing little girls. OP's "argument" operates on the antisocial and profoundly hypocritical view that a woman's sole purpose is for a man's pleasure. You can't "disprove" that god exists to a believer, and you can't "disprove" that women are individuals with their own self-determination and purpose to a deluded degenerate who connects soccer practice and storytime to sex.

Wow, you literally completely missed the point.

He's actually criticizing men for being so obsessed with sexuality. The woman you raised is going to get objectified, in a worst case scenario, raped. All the work you put into making sure she's a decent person is erased because the men preying on her will only see her as an object. The usage of words like "cuck" is an attempt to shock and use the same dudebro language that men use.

You really need to work on your reading compehension if this is what you got out of that comment.

I'm all for a clever trolling but jesus christ dude. 2/10, try a little harder next time. This is just impotent.

I thought some boomer tier bait would be enough, considering that you already ate the copypasta that's been around for a few years and didn't pick up on the vibe of the entire sub at all.

Anyone who's been on the internet longer than 15 minutes knows all about the "ironic" sexist/nationalist/anti-semitic troll. AKA the guy who's full of the same bigotry but is far too much of a pussy to commit to it so they scurry under the blanket of "hey I'm just trolling, look how angry you are...but seriously, the jews are the root of all my personal problems."

Okay, OP got me, I didn't know about this particular copypasta. I can't quite feel ashamed for not lurking in the places where it's used. And let's get real here: the type of person who shares it to troll still likely believes 80-90% of it. There's a Vonnegut quote about it...that would just be entirely lost on you.

Literally who here is saying the jews are the root of their problems?

Literally who said literally?

You tell me to get better material but you're here reciting the whole "ironic bigotry is still bigotry" line I've heard 500 times before.

the type of person who shares it to troll still likely believes 80-90% of it

So the OP believes raising a daughter will literally turn him into a cuckold?

There's a Vonnegut quote about it...that would just be entirely lost on you.

You pretend you've totally read everyone in here and they're beneath you, because I can't possibly understand a quote, but you can't even spot an over the top insane copypasta.

Yep, truth remains truth no matter how much your brain has sealed up all ports of entry.

You: "2 + 2 = 5" Me: "No, 2 + 2 = 4." You: "Nice try, but I've heard that 500 times before!"

And yes, this deluded mindset absolutely exists in many of the right wing spheres. I would do a quick reddit search for you but I think big boy can do his own homework.

It's absolutely true in some cases, only an idiot would deny that entirety of /pol/ is unironic. It definitely isn't true in many other cases, only an idiot would deny it is. You can judge which is true by nature of the place you're posting in, history of said user and his other words/actions, context, language used etc.

It's just that if you thought by making that statement you're saying something I haven't considered, processed, thought about and came to a conclusion (see above), you're pretty deluded - thought I guess my bait was pretty weak so I won't really fault you all that much for that.

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Only dweebs name drop Vonnegut. Guess what, he's not that deep.

And only CHUDs who have a severely unhealthy lack of exposure to both women and sunlight would think "dweeb" is a devastating retort. Once again, it doesn't have to be deep to be 100% relevant.

We've left relevance in the dust, hun. Take the L and go sit and watch your girlfriend get fucked with your dick in your hand

Obsess over cucking some more. It's totally not projection!

Please stop kink shaming me.

Look, I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, antibiotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

A little better, but still too overt and the insecurity is still there despite the attempt to paper over it with irony and trolling. 3.5/10.

You've got a lot to learn about pasta son

Yeah I figured, but my comment stands. And again, I can't feel ashamed for not being more well-versed in your racial/sexual anxiety-based obsessions.

The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(??*?? dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.

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I bet you really like Like on The Road too and have read at least half of The Harry Potter series. Vonnegut is only poignant to stupid kids who get So It Goes tattoos and sad boomers who ruined their lives wage cucking.

There it is, the casual troll just having a laugh turns into the angry incel CHUD. QED.

Yeah I'm the angry one but you're responding to me within seconds almost. Your inference of rage is just a projection of your own impotence. How long till your ilk deems chud problematic and must create an even more lackluster insult?

“NO, U!” Lol. And wow, major douche chills for saying “your ilk.” Now go write an allegedly ironic rage-filled screed about how Antifa are the real fascists. Maybe some day you’ll make it to CHUD Valhalla when the others deem it copypasta-worthy. Honestly, that’s really the only sort of legacy your “ilk” can ever expect to achieve.

it Name drops Vonnegut and thinks it has the right to call anyone else a deuche

Oh wow the impotency is real! You're an actual anarchist! Please, tell us more about your meme ideology that everyone totally takes serious. You could have at least chosen to be a tankie that way your retardedness would have some historical significance

Responds within minutes after asserting that doing so makes one angry... starts frothing at the mouth at mere mention of “antifa”... contradicts itself by saying a Vonnegut is both shallow but also pretentious... this is CHUD-ery at its finest. You sound like you’re approaching the 40% mark on the incel-to-mass-shooter pipeline.

Imagine thinking something cant be shallow and pretentious. You really are retarded

lol, you right now.

Now prep yourself, the white replacement theory is no longer just a theory!

pffffffft lmao. watch out guys this one's gonna quote Vonnegut!

If only I had quoted certain other Germans, you might still have your erection.

why you talking about my dick man? that's weird

New snappy quote?

I agree with you here. People these days are sexualizing little girls, and it's getting so bad that even I'm starting to have a problem with it.

"Starting to," lol.

Lol, you seem to think that is a bad thing. lmao

Awesome dad, tbh

Is having a tupla the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a dltupla. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are imagining, creating, developing and loving an imaginary friend for at least 18 months solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little waifu - explaining your day, making sure she doesn't get too fat, making sure she had a healthy diet suitable for a 3000 year old dragon, educating her, explaining to her how mom is such a bitch for telling you to get a job. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole with tentacles unimaginable in a real life man.

Raised the perfect tupla? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random nether beast of the volcano who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her 9 tight pussies every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you imagined her.

As a man who has a tupla, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 months of your life simply to raise a demonic cat girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

tupla is finnish chocolate, tulpa is the other thing

Lol I wasn't looking that shit up

imagine not cultivating a fuckable psychotic break

"lol nihilism lol"

pathetic. Put some energy into your shitposting, will ya?

No, u

Why would your tulpa fuck tentacle monsters. Don't you control what it does?

Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.

Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?

5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.

It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-

The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.

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LPB is a dog confirmed

Reals over feels. Sorry, daddy.

sounds like you’d wanna fuck your daughter

Thats why you have to raise your daughter LGBTQ+ like a true centrist so she cucks another mans daughter or bussy blasts another man. The ultimate chad plan

You are an absolutely twisted and bizarre person. Please grow up and make friends and get off the internet. Wtf is this comment?

Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.

Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?

5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.

It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-

The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.

Steve Huffman: Compensation, well... A few steps down the road what I would like to do is when I say empower communities, I think there’s an extreme version of that, which is where we bring economics into this. Allowing communities to have business models. And hopefully you can use your imagination there, but I think there’s a lot they can do and that would open the door to communities having money and potentially moderators having a share of that. So I think we’re pretty far off, but that’s one of my, kind of, fantasies, that we can elevate communities to such a degree that people can actually run a business or earn a living on Reddit.

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I will because let me tell you this-- r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.

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Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.

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How many chans are out there?

68 main ones not including backups, ones for specific fetishes, deep web zeronet ones or fringe tiny ones

Chad here. I am not even Jewish, but apparently I look Jewish.

It happened two times to me that a mid-aged Jewish lady randomly talked to me like she knows me for years and insisted that I should date her daughter/niece. I asked for a picture. After the pictures I told them that I am not even Jewish.

They thought I was just rejecting because I saw the pictures.

They thought I was just rejecting because I saw the pictures.

That's hilarious. I'm gonna try that next time I'm wearing my kippah.

This is actually a good deed for incels: They will think that their daughter is ugly, so they will ask uglier guys to set up a date.

Truly a mitzvah

That's a creative way to view it. Thank you for doing your part

Phone number IQ

I told my dad about the date when I got home, to which he said, "If you weren't such a retard, you wouldn't get set up with boys like this." I went up to my bedroom and I cried for hours.

proceeds to drop 20 comments shitting on Judaism without addressing her family like everyone else in the thread 🤔

quality creative writing exercise

Jewcels men are almost more buglike and soy filled than Chinese men. They go to their all male private Jew schools for 12 years and their families,tell them,they're entitled to their own jewess Kweens and whenever they bring the JFoids how the jewlets sperg out because they haven't spoken to a woman besides mommy in 10 years.

I always forget that Jews have some weird ass traditions, instead of just being middle America Christians but with curly hair

It is somewhat odd, but it isn't the only acceptable way to date within the Orthodox/Ultra-Orthodox sects. Shidduch dating is normally used when people have difficulty finding a partner to settle down with, and it's something people typically ask for

I will admit though, we do have some weird traditions. Judaism is complicated, especially when you consider the wide variety of sects

That's not true though. It is the default way to date within ultra Orthodox sects but a decent amount still find other ways to date. And people do not always ask for it. People are often harassed into going on shidduch dates.

If the daughter was not, like her dad said, "a complete retard", she would know a good enough single guy on her own and then ask her relatives to set up a date.

It's funny bc most of my family has straight hair. I have wavy-ish hair but not curly. One of my sisters has curly hair and I think my dad used to have curly-ish hair but now he's bald.

I was born curly buy it turned wavy with puberty. Same with my dad. My mom and sister are very curly however.

Cool. I was born with very straight hair but it turned wavy after puberty.

All I texted back was: "I'm not going to see him again." She then texted me: "Do you know how much money he spent?" By that she meant bus tickets from New York to New Jersey and back.

Thought it was fake but this confirms it for real.