Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. ^src

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How many accounts does he have here

To my knowledge, he has had 4: pizzashill and IDFshill (deleted), and yangpede and professorshillphd (active).

Even if he made an alt that was just 1s and 0s, he would be instantly recognisable due to the superhuman levels of serious posting autism he radiates.

Not as many as you

real shit

Pizzashill is sometimes on-point and sometimes delusional. It probably has something to do with an obligation to live up to his cult-like status.

E-guy (RIP) put it best: pizza is often right, he's just insufferable

More often than not lately hes been completely wrong though, going as far as putting words in peoples mouths and intentionally framing comments wrong as to suit his argument. As I responded to him earlier:

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage. And then is heard no more: it is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

I think he does that on purpose to annoy people. At least that's what he says and who knows if it's cope or not

He is definitely in full-on cope mode

When did I put words in someones mouth?

Literally everytime you "argue" with anyone.

Give me an example.

Meh, I'm not bored enough to find one right now.

Take a seat.

Awww, is nobody paying attention to bby?

fetal alcohol syndrome

pizza is often right

no

It probably has something to do with his existence in a florida basement

Houses in Florida don't even have basements. You people make it super obvious you just throw random shit out because you have no real arguments.

I don't know about you, but I haven't been able to sleep most nights since the election. I usually wake up gasping for air, covered in piss, and sobbing. Its been too many nights that trump has mind raped me in my nightmares, I swear I can still smell the cheeto dust that covers his disgusting little fingers. My nonbinary kin has asked me countless times, "dahdee, is the bad orange man going to get us?" "I'm not sure honey, well just have to see." I mean, what kind of world do we live in where a 5 year old has to ask that?

Well I'm tired of waiting. I'm tired of seeing what will happen. It is clear that trump has completely taken control of not only the government, but also the average stupid American. THIS STOPS NOW! This man is Hitler in every sense of the word. FUCKING HITLER!!! His followers are all confirmed KKK radicals. I will not stand by while his fascism leads us down the path into literal Nazi fucking Germany. This is why I propose my final solution to save America from the cheeto man's Nazi army of incest.

First off, us revolution fighters have to be able to identify ourselves so we unite. I propose that we take the Indian symbol of prosperity ( http://imgur.com/8Q0cYRX ) and wrap it around our arms. This symbol will be the face of our revolution. We will prosper!

Second, we must take the fight to the Nazi's! We will go door to door and take them from their homes! We will round them up, put them into camps, and exterminate the plague that destroys the true Americana fundementals! It's important to remember that 85% of white men are confirmed nazi's, so to be safe we will be imprisoning every disgusting white man that we find. Asian men too because their GDP is pretty high.

After eradicating the infectious disease of white privledge, we will storm the white house and eliminate cheeto man himself. This is the only way to save America. This is the only way to get rid of the nazis and their radical, brutal idealogies.

I call on you fellow warriors. I call on you to save America. We will be meeting at the local Starbucks, be there or be Nazi'd.

Viva La Revolución Comrade!

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𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 3 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓷 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓽. 𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓾𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼. 𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰.

Houses in Florida don't even have basements.

They stuffed you in the attic? I imagine that must be quite warm these days. No wonder you often seem irate and unable to think well.

Refute a single thing I have said.

Houses in Florida don't even have basements.

Okay.

Did you read anything you just linked?

If there are houses with basements in Florida, they're in very specific locations and very rare

This seems a statement of the form "some houses with basements exist in florida"

∃x[P(x) & h = x]

which is a horse of a different color than your previous claim:

Houses in Florida don't even have basements.

which has this from

~∃x[P(x) & h = x]

p DNE ~p by the law of noncontradiciton

QED

This has to be satire.

I think you are the satire here. He literally pulled a you and "won" an argument by attacking your direct quote, something easily disproven. You said stupid shit and got put down. Cope.

Don't cut in, please.

I like how we literally said the same thing and he still cant grasp the concept lmao

you can lead a shill to water but you can't make him think

It's a good bit tbh

he's a fucking legend

a bit obtuse sometimes, but I think it's just the summer heat

Hes certainly more cranky in the summer months

Yeah, I'm sure the maybe 4 basements in florida refutes my claim of "there are no basements in Florida" because everyone knows everything anyone says is 100% literal and an absolute.

Lmao absolutely seething.

because everyone knows everything anyone says is 100% literal and an absolute.

Seems like you got a taste of your own medicine and you didn't like it very much 😂

I have never, in my life been that pedantic you mongoloid.

pe·dan·tic

/pəˈdan(t)ik/

adjective

adjective: pedantic

of or like a pedant.

"many of the essays are long, dense, and too pedantic to hold great appeal"

synonyms:overscrupulous, scrupulous, precise, exact, over-exacting, perfectionist, precisionist, punctilious, meticulous, fussy, fastidious, finical, finicky; More

dogmatic, purist, literalist, literalistic, formalist, scholastic;

casuistic, casuistical, sophistic, sophistical;

captious, hairsplitting, quibbling, pettifogging, fault-finding, hypercritical, cavilling, carping;

informal, nitpicking, pernickety;

archaicovernice

"a pedantic interpretation of the rules"

Also see: the poster Pizzashill on r/Drama

Cut and paste from dictionary.com

Get the fuck out of here.

No u

This has to be satire

Impossible. Satire implies an original that is parodically imitated. The contention here is, I infer, that fixating upon mistaken minutiae while ignoring a larger point or even the substantive discussion around a topic in a debased sort of grotesquely exaggerated straw man in order to dunk on interlocutors one is unable to hide contempt from whilst employing a verbose style of self important puffery to convey one's slight and insubstantial point, the merest minimus, is imitating a recognizable type of r/drama posting associated with a buffoon who sets moron traps and then exclaims facetiously at how wretched those ensnared thereby must be.

But who could possibly be the original thus imitated? There is none.

You're barking up the wrong tree, I have no interest in entertaining a moron such as yourself.

u mad bro?

Lmao rekt

What do you mean, "you people"?

I mean, it's not hard. Just tell him hes wrong about something and bam, you got yourself a 50 comment slapfight

He must be seething in this thread, you're already downvoted after 20 mins lmao

Every Pizzashill did a thing post is the same. 1. Someone says something retarded 2. Pizzashill corrects them/argues with them (not debate, no one debates on reddit) 3. Original guy either plays the “i was only pretending to be retarded/rightoid” card or doubles down on their retardation 4. Pizzashill gets downvoted and some smooth-brain makes a post about how Pizzashill got “dunked on”

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You aren't wrong but it's still a winning formula.

Dont fix what ain't broken

Sounds like PS got dunked on

"Pizza back in his element" dabbing on retards 😏

Pizza and rightoids are like pibbler and kids.

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Pizzashit is boring. He bores me. Do better

No U

based downie makes rightoids seethe