I hope that this is the end. r/Drama has a unique way of bringing out the worst in people. It really does, I think. The dynamic here is just so fucking toxic and it turns people into the worst possible people they can be.
Drama is an addiction. It should be classified as something more like heroine or meth than a game.
The legacy of Drama has been written large in blood, quite literally. Several Drama posters have committed mayocide, and this place enabled their downward spirals. u/DarqWolff's insanity was made far worse by this place. I've come to the conclusion that the internet, as a social platform, was a mistake.
It radicalizes people by isolating them with other people just like them and so they spiral into the worst versions of themselves. Drama made me a worse person, and it's made most of you worse people. It's been the breeding ground of pedophile groomers, alt-right killers, and suicidal narcissists. This place is a total fucking shithole and I spent three years of my life that I'll never get back immersed in it. It was a total waste and I'm going to regret this period of my life for the rest of my existence as will most of you.
Even the most moral people have been made worse for being here. I think that the fundamental issue with Drama is that due to the way reputations work, betrayal, secret cabals, two-faced bs, and bad faith negotiation isn't just prioritized, it's the only effective way to operate. Being a huge piece of shit to everybody around you and tearing them down like crabs in a bucket isn't just a viable strategy, it's actually the only viable strategy once Drama reached a certain size. It's all just a bunch of assholes circlejerking over how bad all the other assholes are, because it's impossible to do anything else short of outright genociding anybody who poses any sort of threat to Drama's security and dominance.
Rumors start spreading that he considers buying Greenland
Prime minister of Denmark says no
Turns out that the rumors were real
Daddy cancels his playdate in Legoland
Cuckservatives who don't understand that the Greenlandic people have absolutely no interest in joining the US and that annexing them against their will would be madness start seething and coping
If you legitimately believe Greenland wants to join the United States you must have a hole in your head. Name one Greenlandic political group agitating, not for independence, but to actually join the US.
The U.S. has apparently tried to buy that ice cube before and it didn't work. I genuinely hope you don't think this is remotely a possibility just because Dementia Daddy wants it.
Based on my knowledge of the Greenlandic people you fucking Amerilard school shooter cunt. Some of the Greenlandic people want to be with Denmark. Some of them want independence. None of them want to be bought by a foreign country whose president literally sees them as a "real estate deal".
The fact that you think the Greenlandic people actually want to be a part of the US just shows how out of touch with reality you truly are.
Doesn't sound like life in Denmark-controlled Greenland is particularly great currently.
And it sure as hell wouldn't be better in a country that clearly doesn't give a shit about its people and only cares about their natural resources. Do you seriously think the US would care to fix Greenland's issues?
This situation is like China offering to buy Hawaii. Just stop for a moment and think about it.
China has been showing interest in Greenland, attempting to build airports. They'd unironically be better off with American investment than Chinese investment and with Denmark's lack of investment.
Which is an absolute pittance in comparison to the investment the USA or China would give it.
If by investment you mean stealing all of their natural ressources while not giving a shit about fixing their problems, sure.
Did you also miss the part where Greenlandic people are killing themselves and drinking themselves to death because life is so poor and shitty there?
No sweetie. Greenland's issues are deeper and more complicated than you think. Americans don't even understand Greenland's problems so they definitely won't be able nor willing to fix them.
Did you know that Greenlandic people in Denmark drink themselves to death too despite not living under the same conditions as they did in Greenland?
We're talking about people who live in tiny villages thousands of kilometers away from the nearest city. You can't magically fix their issues by investing a bit in Nuuk.
They're owned by Greenland. You truly are clueless about Greenland and Rigsfællesskabet.
Also, that tiny foreign country thousands of miles away shares a history and culture with Greenland. Unlike the US.
The problems which Denmark is also currently not fixing.
Denmark is doing what they can, e.g. by educating the Greenlandic people, supporting their healthcare system and investing in their economy. There's a limit to what a country can do to help people who live in tiny villages far away from any cities though.
At the end of the day, no matter what arguments you come up with, what truly matters regarding an annexation is whether or not the Greenlandic people want to join the US. And they don't. So it won't happen.
We made an offer 50 years ago. The land is strategically valuable and Denmark is losing money every year to Greenland upkeep. We also kept China from building an airbase or port there recently; so buying it to keep it away from China is important.
PM of Denkmark got pissy and started throwing insults. The Denmark royalty said it was obviously a compliment and the choice of the citizens of Greenland.
69 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-21
I hope that this is the end. r/Drama has a unique way of bringing out the worst in people. It really does, I think. The dynamic here is just so fucking toxic and it turns people into the worst possible people they can be.
Drama is an addiction. It should be classified as something more like heroine or meth than a game.
The legacy of Drama has been written large in blood, quite literally. Several Drama posters have committed mayocide, and this place enabled their downward spirals. u/DarqWolff's insanity was made far worse by this place. I've come to the conclusion that the internet, as a social platform, was a mistake.
It radicalizes people by isolating them with other people just like them and so they spiral into the worst versions of themselves. Drama made me a worse person, and it's made most of you worse people. It's been the breeding ground of pedophile groomers, alt-right killers, and suicidal narcissists. This place is a total fucking shithole and I spent three years of my life that I'll never get back immersed in it. It was a total waste and I'm going to regret this period of my life for the rest of my existence as will most of you.
Even the most moral people have been made worse for being here. I think that the fundamental issue with Drama is that due to the way reputations work, betrayal, secret cabals, two-faced bs, and bad faith negotiation isn't just prioritized, it's the only effective way to operate. Being a huge piece of shit to everybody around you and tearing them down like crabs in a bucket isn't just a viable strategy, it's actually the only viable strategy once Drama reached a certain size. It's all just a bunch of assholes circlejerking over how bad all the other assholes are, because it's impossible to do anything else short of outright genociding anybody who poses any sort of threat to Drama's security and dominance.
Snapshots:
I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers
1 SJCards 2019-08-21
Who is this retard?
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-08-21
He’s Just that, a retard.
1 SJCards 2019-08-21
Well, the suspense didn't last long.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-21
That's my boy, back off. You mess when one ddf'er you mess with all of us.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-08-21
Gross
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-21
Guss
1 snallygaster 2019-08-21
😒
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-21
😏
1 snallygaster 2019-08-21
🤦
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-21
💁
1 snallygaster 2019-08-21
🙅♂️
1 SJCards 2019-08-21
Just fuck, emoji lovers.
1 snallygaster 2019-08-21
👯
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-21
👨👩👦👦
1 StingAuer 2019-08-21
zoinks
1 heretobefriends 2019-08-21
So theres this entire sector of our economy that has monetized the boomers' mental decline...
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1163965287214923776
A cuck
1 Crowbar-12 2019-08-21
its the same retard i posted for some cheap epstein drama
1 Matues49 2019-08-21
Somewhat ironically, the biggest piece of evidence regarding the existance of an inferior human subspecies are rightoid moids.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-08-21
🐴👞 tho.... 😡
1 SJCards 2019-08-21
It's unnecessary bullying to proclaim this on the eve of COPE's death
1 sub2tine 2019-08-21
🥺 did something happen to Professor Shill?
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-21
No bullying is ever unnecessary
1 FearOfBees 2019-08-21
What the hell? What the fuck is he talking about?
1 -M-o-X- 2019-08-21
Dont you know about all the dastardly shit Denmark has done to us?
Yeah me neither
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
Daddy was gonna visit Denmark
Rumors start spreading that he considers buying Greenland
Prime minister of Denmark says no
Turns out that the rumors were real
Daddy cancels his playdate in Legoland
Cuckservatives who don't understand that the Greenlandic people have absolutely no interest in joining the US and that annexing them against their will would be madness start seething and coping
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-21
Based on what? There's been no referendum.
1 StingAuer 2019-08-21
if they wanted to join the US they'd have had a referendum to do it lol
1 volcel_wisdom 2019-08-21
You realise there has to be a point in time before a referendum happens, right?
1 StingAuer 2019-08-21
?
1 WistopherWalken 2019-08-21
Wait is this a talking point circulated in your after school daycare? This is the third time I've seen this braindead sentence.
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-21
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-08-21
If you legitimately believe Greenland wants to join the United States you must have a hole in your head. Name one Greenlandic political group agitating, not for independence, but to actually join the US.
1 UKIP_Warrior 2019-08-21
The opportunity to join the US hasn't even been on the table for 24 hours how could there possibly be political parties advocating for it already?
Give it a year and you'll see plenty of separatist movements advocating joining the US now they know it's a possibility.
1 WistopherWalken 2019-08-21
The U.S. has apparently tried to buy that ice cube before and it didn't work. I genuinely hope you don't think this is remotely a possibility just because Dementia Daddy wants it.
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-08-21
More like 70 years. Truman offered to buy it too, before Greenland had self-rule.
1 UKIP_Warrior 2019-08-21
They haven't had a referendum on it because no one knew the US was actually serious about this until this morning you brainlet.
1 drake_irl 2019-08-21
Rightoid seether
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
Based on my knowledge of the Greenlandic people you fucking Amerilard school shooter cunt. Some of the Greenlandic people want to be with Denmark. Some of them want independence. None of them want to be bought by a foreign country whose president literally sees them as a "real estate deal".
The fact that you think the Greenlandic people actually want to be a part of the US just shows how out of touch with reality you truly are.
And it sure as hell wouldn't be better in a country that clearly doesn't give a shit about its people and only cares about their natural resources. Do you seriously think the US would care to fix Greenland's issues?
This situation is like China offering to buy Hawaii. Just stop for a moment and think about it.
1 volcel_wisdom 2019-08-21
China has been showing interest in Greenland, attempting to build airports. They'd unironically be better off with American investment than Chinese investment and with Denmark's lack of investment.
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
Comment I responded to said:
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 volcel_wisdom 2019-08-21
Which is an absolute pittance in comparison to the investment the USA and China would give it.
Did you also miss the part where Greenlandic people are killing themselves and drinking themselves to death because life is so poor and shitty there?
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
If by investment you mean stealing all of their natural ressources while not giving a shit about fixing their problems, sure.
No sweetie. Greenland's issues are deeper and more complicated than you think. Americans don't even understand Greenland's problems so they definitely won't be able nor willing to fix them.
Did you know that Greenlandic people in Denmark drink themselves to death too despite not living under the same conditions as they did in Greenland?
We're talking about people who live in tiny villages thousands of kilometers away from the nearest city. You can't magically fix their issues by investing a bit in Nuuk.
1 volcel_wisdom 2019-08-21
Which are currently owned by Denmark. A tiny foreign country thousands of miles away.
The problems which Denmark is also currently not fixing.
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
They're owned by Greenland. You truly are clueless about Greenland and Rigsfællesskabet.
Also, that tiny foreign country thousands of miles away shares a history and culture with Greenland. Unlike the US.
Denmark is doing what they can, e.g. by educating the Greenlandic people, supporting their healthcare system and investing in their economy. There's a limit to what a country can do to help people who live in tiny villages far away from any cities though.
At the end of the day, no matter what arguments you come up with, what truly matters regarding an annexation is whether or not the Greenlandic people want to join the US. And they don't. So it won't happen.
1 diggity_md 2019-08-21
We would give them relaxed gun laws, that would make all of the inevitable suicides more painless. If u think it's really a great move for Greenland
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
37% of Greenlandic suicides are committed with guns, so they're doing ok. 46% hang themselves. (according to Wikipedia).
Greenlandic people are kinda libertarian in a sense. They don't care if something is illegal, they do it anyways.
1 diggity_md 2019-08-21
Death by gunshot is a hell of a lot faster and more reliable than rope. The US has a moral obligation to export its gun culture to fix this problem.
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
Exporting the school shooter culture would fix the suicide rate. Can't commit suicide if you get killed by someone else.
1 NormanImmanuel 2019-08-21
Bluecheck retardation knows not of political affiliation.
1 jubbergun 2019-08-21
Inshallah, that's good for dramacoin.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-21
Bishmallah n00b
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-08-21
The CIA is arming the reindeer as we speak.
1 Osterion 2019-08-21
if daddy was a real man he would just anex it without asking
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-21
ANNEX ME DADDY
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-08-21
Literally who?
1 freet0 2019-08-21
Are we supposed to be mad at denmark now?
1 volcel_wisdom 2019-08-21
Imagine having strong feelings about Denmark either way. What an utter waste of energy that would be.
1 WistopherWalken 2019-08-21
Ironic considering you've spammed this thread with Denmark Daddy Defense.
1 queerjihad 2019-08-21
You seem to have strong feelings though
C O P E
1 drake_irl 2019-08-21
This thread has a bunch of based rightoids making the case that we should, yes.
1 [deleted] 2019-08-21
[removed]
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-21
Wait he actually wants to buy Greenland? That wasn't just a joke?
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-08-21
No it really wasn't a joke.
The dumb dumb actually confirmed that he wanted to buy Greenland and that he's super salty about not being able to in a tweet.
1 [deleted] 2019-08-21
[removed]
1 cnac1 2019-08-21
We made an offer 50 years ago. The land is strategically valuable and Denmark is losing money every year to Greenland upkeep. We also kept China from building an airbase or port there recently; so buying it to keep it away from China is important.
PM of Denkmark got pissy and started throwing insults. The Denmark royalty said it was obviously a compliment and the choice of the citizens of Greenland.
1 sweetyellowknees 2019-08-21
I'm sure the eskimos would love to be a part of america.
1 drake_irl 2019-08-21
If there is one thing that the innu are about its voluntarily joining burgurstan