IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again

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That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

Snapshots:

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zoomers are going to kill us all

And we deserve it.

for creating them

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It's empowering to see a woman finally take something from a man for once

yaaasss

Yes great to see a white foid steal the glory of a gay black man smh

Didn't you know white women are the most oppressed ever?

https://youtu.be/Q7U6AoZ27yE

That’s the superior Blackman goes country

Right in front of your single wide. No double wide luxury life here.

:grimacicng:

That shit is pretty damn catchy

It’s a lot catchier than old town road lol

I heard both in an NPR piece the other day. And then I questioned why I was listening to midday NPR programming.

NPR piece on what? Black dudes doing country songs?

Basically. They specifically talked about the one you linked, as well as the situation with Old Town Road and the billboard charts and whatnot.

It’s just a catchy song. Why was it worthy of an npr piece lol

Old Town Road set a record for being on top of the charts for most consecutive weeks or something. Not surprising it got a segment.

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I thought for sure this was gonna be Bone Thugs.

I unironically love this song.

So Billie Eilish is just the trashy, industry plant version of Lorde right?

Lorde had her time. Now is the age of Billie Ellish.

But Lorde actually has talent.

Yes, she's very good at looking like a reptilian.

idk zoomer music so i had to look her up

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell

Eilish stated she has never used drugs or smoked

She was raised vegetarian and regularly advocates for veganism on social media

https://i.imgur.com/je9lXP4.jpg

i've seen enough 🤢

Have you seen her ENORMOUS, PLANETARY SIZED boobs though?

how much were the Libertarian Party dues this year?

Trick question: party dues are theft.

This bitch looks way too haggard to appeal to libertarians.

and yet they're thirsting for her in this very thread

I'm not sure if I dislike the libertarians or the unironic fans shitting up this thread more.

legal in my state 😏

France is not a state.

It's barely a country

Relevant oglaf

Yet

Yes, but the Libertarian party really shouldn't be allowed to exist anywhere

I've always found it funny that the thing chili boy gets memed on the most for was also the closest he's ever been to being factually correct in his life.

Im pretty sure BPAs and phthalates or whatever are like mercury: much more harmful in utero than to adults.

I never knew you could dress so modestly yet still look like a hippie high school slut riddled with STDs.

yea idk bro. Also lots of salt in comments

people are missing the point. The problem isn't that she's a minor.

Idk about that.

Eilish stated she has never used drugs or smoked

No wonder her music sucks

what the frick did you just say? she makes a lot of good songs, maybe not Bad Guy, but a lot are good. say that again and see what happens buddy

Cope.

Shut it, zoomer.

Go ahead, say that again. old man.

Her music sucks.

Now what?

Oh I didnt think you'd say it now I dont know what to do but respectfully disagree and recommended you listen to more of her music before judging, because anyone can suck if you only know one or two songs and an annoying fanbase. Thank you and have a nice day.

You're welcome, please enjoy your day, too.

It would have been more effective if you called him a boomer. Cause it's okay to be old, but boomers are unironically worse than zoomers

a lot of good songs

She has like 12 songs total dude. She doesn't even have a lot of songs.

So even if half are good thats kinda a lot of good songs

25 total

de fuck

Cram it

Eilish stated she has never used drugs or smoked

lmfao ok

That’s a troll

Eilish stated she has never used drugs or smoked

That's because her target audience is 6-12 year olds.

is it really?

the singer elaborates on her relationship with fellow men and women, rejecting their expectations of her; "I'm that bad type / Make your mama sad type / Make your girlfriend mad tight / Might seduce your dad type / I’m the bad guy, duh"

Analyzing the lyrics of "Bad Guy", Caitlin White of Uproxx wrote that it sees "a woman's teenage voice boast of its power, assert her sexual dominance, and use men as playthings

from wiki on the song in OP, good the 6 year olds aren't listening to someone who smokes lol

Smoking is bad for your health now finish up them unicorn frappuccinos because Chipotle aint lettin us in with em.

degenerate gussy's anthem

Yeah man she's disgusting

She's Sky Ferreria for zoomers

She needs to go and send Zachary Cole Smith into another heroin spiral for that

much better comparison, sine Ferriera has the same thousand yard stare from being diddled by the record industry Eilish has.

Lorde was pretty trashy too. Remember her first song was posted on 4chan under a pussy eating joke image before she became famous.

Wait wut

Nope. That Malone savage guy or whatever his disgusting name is

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All entertainment beyond 1890 is a mistake.

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neckbeard music

still doesnt have as much as other stuff

give it till 1905 so we can get all the good Mahler symphonies

fuck everything after that though

Good taste

based and late-Romantic-pilled

tfw no Silver Age operetta-loving gf

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dicking ur mom was pretty entertaining

What's ur xbox gamertag?

Xxx42069pussydestroyer69420xxX

The Gay 90s. The 1990s were also peak. What does this mean?

We have to wait until the 2090's for our next peak?

Wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtqkxkt7Hyg

John Philips Sousa gang rise up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

I saw people claiming old town road being #1 for so long was “historical”. Is this going to be “historical”? Can I fart in a microphone and make history?

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The wrong COPE died.

Really it's a sign of a how our culture has fractured, there's less frequent turnover of number 1s because there's not much truly mainstream music, most people listen to their own obscure interests with a small audience. The mostly brain dead and deeply retarded people who remain listening to billboards top 40 are happy to just play the same song over and over again like retards.

yo. at least its not the paramore

I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF MISERY LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP

Never listened to her music. Is that what its really about,)? Heard hee brother wrote for her.

Yeah, it's generic "quirky" e-girl shit, Her brother helps her write songs and also makes the beat and stuff which you can interpret as you will, for the sake of drama I'm gonna say he writes all the songs while she comes in and records them between ket binges. Oh yeah, apparently he also has some incest fetish/fantasy thing going on.

Whispering in a song

Yikes

Into a fan

Hey dont call us zoomers. I dont want to be associated with those old shits

You did this.

the emcel roastie strikes again

Thanks for this

I think it's the fent, not the birth control

pushing the iud up the pussy causes the eyeballs to move up too

Old Town Road is such a good song, sad to see it overtaken

1. Look up the current temperature in North Pole, Alaska

2. This is your IQ

So what I'm hearing is global warming will make me smart.

Calling people dumb because they like different sounds than you is the highest IQ move

It's almost like he was trying to stir up some juicy drama in the comments.

sure if you have the music taste of a kidz bop subscriber

Nice

Billie I get, but how was Lorde "Alternative"?

I LOVE BILLIE SHE IS SO HOT I WANT HER TO STEP ON MY NUTS

calm down, lawlz

Why does she sound like an asthmatic 5th grader

Because that's what people find erotic in <currentyear+5>

Wait, I think I love this sub, but I'm not sure how to comment. Is it like Circlejerk? Should I just say Le le le and "unironically this" a lot?

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger?

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