Furry loses his hands in a bondage accident so he can gain paws. Day of the leash when?

129  2019-08-23 by missmurrr

95 comments

This is honestly pretty sad. He was trying to use dry ice to relieve his arthritis.

Imagine being a furry that can no longer jerk off. Shit's fucking rough.

he was trying to use dry ice to relieve his arthritis.

Nigga he’s just a retard.

I didn't say he wasn't. Just correcting the title.

I think the title is less retarded than the real facts tbh.

This is where it’s nice to have best friends because I’d have my best friend hold the gun and pull the trigger for me if I ever lost my hands being that retarded.

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>not building a suicide helmet in anticipation of your inevitable life-ruining fuck-up.

Btw where are you seeing that info? I can’t find it on Twitter

I saw this earlier on ahem other sites.

Lol some furry site? I won’t judge I just wanna discuss this with my buddy that knows medical stuff

I was speaking with some dude who has him added on Facebook and he supposedly went into more detail there. He fell asleep with his hands in the bucket of dry ice, and ended up keeping them in there for 6 hours.

Holy shit 6 hours? I’m surprised it doesn’t look worse

Did you see the full pic?

It's pretty fucking bad.

Fucking Shrek hands.

I have to imagine he wasnt touching the ice or had some incredibly thick gloves on or something still. Doesn't dry ice fuck up your skin like insantly? I feel like they'd still look even more fucked up just because he fell asleep for presumably hours like that.

IDK how are they supposed to look? they are dead and basically frozen, like if you freeze a piece of meat it doesn't look all that different.

Why does he still have his hands in the video? Wouldn’t they just immediately chop those fuckers off in case of infection from having to dead hands?

Liquid nitrogen is the thing that would have fucked up his hands instantly. Dry ice isn't as dangerous, but still nothing to fuck around with since it can do that to your hands.

Exactly,my dad brought dry ice home before,I touched it. It’s pretty cold but you know not instant frostbite.

It is pretty fast frostbite anyway, it's -78.5°C. You will get some damage after even a few seconds, and I imagine in a few minutes you'll need skin grafts.

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Yeah that's god sending a message.

So what's the deal with the title? This incident wasn't bondage related at all? Someone on Twitter (Dunno if they're from this sub) is also saying it's from a bondage accident.

I think that's just rumors stemming from the lack of initial info.

it’s a joke about the replies. are you new here? 🧐

Eh, the titles are pretty 50/50 here plus there's the tweet saying it was from a bondage incident.

Obviously the paws part is fake, since that's some retard shit even for furries.

You're pretty dark. I hate furfags and this guys is a retard and certainly mentally ill but that's just horrifying.

How is it possible to leave both hands in a bucket of dry ice and fall asleep for several hours.

Quetiapine

Thats pretty much the only logical explanation because everything that didnt involve drugs would be too retarded even for a furry.

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How do you fall asleep with your hands in a bucket of dry ice, that has to hurt like fuck

I think he said "fell asleep" but probably meant "passed out" from either drugs or alcohol.

There's no way you can just "fall asleep" without help while your two main extremities are being literally burned off.

Nodding perhaps? Who knows. The story seems unlikely.

I heard about it at Sneed's.

Okay, city slicker.

Formally Chuck's.

Lmao that’s like lighting yourself on fire cus you have frostbite

Fucking moron

Can't have arthritc hand pain if you don't have hands.

If phantom limb sensation exists, as well as phantom pain, then surely you can have phantom arthritis in your paws.

Watch out: he'll use this aberration of his nervous system as vindication of his transhuman furpaws.

Well, he's a dog so he can just lick it.

Imagine being a furry that can no longer jerk off. Shit's fucking rough.

I'm sure he has a pet that's used to being raped so he'll be ok

F in the chat

No he wasnt that is total bullshit he has pictures of himself being tied up in a fursuit all over his twitter. Do not sympathize with the enemy.

the enemy

😂

Imagine being a furry that can no longer jerk off. Shit's fucking rough. ruff.

He was trying to use dry ice to relieve his arthritis.

Yeah that's the excuse he's telling the world, but we all know what really happened

Imagine being a furry that can no longer jerk off

Until they go all Quentin "the Italian footjob" Tarinto on themselves

yeah that is pretty.... ruff

😎

I gotta agree with whoever said that that's so retarded it makes more sense for this to be intentional. Using dry ice to relieve swelling is stupid enough, but passing out for six hours? NAW, son.

Imagine believing this.

Post a source that says arthritis can be relieved with dry ice.

Then come to the realization that he did this on fucking purpose and can’t wait to get Paws on his hands because furries are amputee fetishists

Can you cut out the furphobia please? We don't appreciate it around here. >v<

Lmao I love it

That’s a MtF but the f is for ferengi

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Nah f is for furry this time.

OvO

Humanity was a mistake.

*Hoomanity you pleb

I feel so validated when you say 'have fun with it'. I get to decide whether my disability is a bad thing or not! You're a hero, guy 💕💕💕

Cope

>whether my disability is a bad thing or not

I get trying to be positive but come on, lmao

It looks like the dude is a car mechanic, so I'd say his disability is going to be a bad thing.

Jesus that’s horrible

I'll say, I've always seen mechanics as normal, well-adjusted people. The idea that they might be furries is fucking disturbing.

8 year olds for rent! Need to figure out if your mechanic is a furry? Need to hobnob with societal elite? Trying to get some single mom gussy and want to look more responsible? Rent-a-Kid has you covered! We previously were exclusively contracted out to various religious organizations and SuperPACS but after some ... erm ... developments we're deciding to expand our business!

Lol have you worked with mechanics? Lots are but jobs

He's probably high as shit on pain medication but yeah...

Neetbux for life due to the disability my dude, think of the possibilities.

disability

It's right there in the name for chrissakes.

In that situation is there anything you can do but cope?

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ABSOLUTE

DEGENERACY

A little update

Imagine identifying as a dog and not saying "A little pupdate". Absolutely disgraceful individual. He should have his fursuit confiscated and be sent off to obedience school.

I’ll never understand the burgers fascination with mediocre puns that have absolutely no humour in them.

“Look, this word looks slightly similar to this other word! L O L”

If you think like this you’re either a small child or a redditor.

Wow you seem pretty pupset

Yeah that’s what happens to balanced people when they see a mediocre pun

puple

The only good pun I’ve seen on this Allah-forsaken website was the famous one with Descartes some years ago.

Everything else has been, is and will be trash

I remember it, it was glorious.

It's not that it's funny it's more like someone has to point it out or it's just left hanging there you know

I’ll never understand the burgers fascination with mediocre puns that have absolutely no humour in them.

That's because, and I shouldn't have to say this because someone points it out every time P-Shilly is in a thread, autist don't have a sense of humor and really don't understand what's funny.

huh you must have got up with the wrong paw

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Nigga loses his hands and all he is thinking about it getting paws! WTF

That was the plan

Notices paws OwO what's this?

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Drugs

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I'm not saying I support sending degenerates to gas chambers. But hypothetically, if I did, I'd say furries should be the first to go.

What's worse

Trust or fussy

Why not both? :v

Just to be clear he was high off his fucking ass on something right ?

He was high off his amputee fetish

sticking hands in dry ice for SIX HOURS

This is what happens when you make your sexual fetish your lifestyle. You become a complete retard.