i rise up every time someone in the low-iq plane pays us to ban

A S C E N D B R O T H E R S

I mean fuck me for saying this but I feel like being a centrist is synonymous with not knowing what the fuck is going on, please enlighten me if I’m off base here

No

You’re right

That's just anti-centric propaganda employed by political extremists.

Haha I know I’m just a cog in the machine

I'm not one to kinkshame, but I'm unclear on the relevance

Streaming is the dumbest thing to ever get popular that I hope this venture does as much damage as possible to the entire platform. I will support any and every cause to nuke all streaming platforms. It was a mistake to dabble in these dark arts, and it must be dealt with.

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Only a cis white Male has the priviliege required to ignore politics while Trump is literally rounding up and murdering brown and gay people- chap, probably, idk

you must be a fucking cuck to ignore politics and therefore not stand up for your race against white genocide.

I fail to see why the human race becoming brown is a bad thing

Why would you want more mayos

To be fair, pure-bred mayo women are god tier compared to literally everyone else.

We need some mayo breeding camps to ensure high-quality gussy for anyone who is too smooth-brained to understand the pleasures of tight, moist bussy.

pure-bred mayo women are god tier

take it from someone who married one: this is idea is overblown

they have their advantages but the ones our age (assuming you're not a boomer, if so pls don't reply) don't cook or clean or do anything but fuck and shop

That's why I can cook, clean, and manage the household, myself. Just tell the woman to sit in your house, feel free to use the resources allotted to her, and turn a blind eye to the fact that I'm blowing out trussy on the regular.

You're right when you say women our age don't really provide much, but once you can do everything yourself, just let her know where things stand.

Then again you married one so I guess you had to pretend you cared about her on some deep, emotional level. Or, and may Allah forgive me for uttering this phrase, you actually fell in love with the gussy.

functionally you basically just described my life, except for the part where I got out and bang other chicks. I make the money but also do >75% of cooking/cleaning/laundry/etc. It sucks but at least there's a pretty solid understanding of, "if I do all this shit you need to stay hot and not give me shit about what I do." - which works fine for both of us, I think.

I banged an asian girl in HS and I sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I'd ended up with one of those chicks who literally live to serve their man. you know them girls got TRASH pussy, but I bet they cook good.

You know a foid will put up with a lot of shit, but as long as you're happy with the fact that she's definitely fucking other guys while you're out doing your thing, more power to you. You don't seem the jealous type.

My approach is more "you can do whatever you want. I'll tolerate a lot of shit but there's certain lines you don't cross and if you cross them I want you to leave me alone." Works for me. And by works I mean they all eventually cross the line and I end up single but I go looking for that so at least I know what I'm getting into.

as long as you're happy with the fact that she's definitely fucking other guys while you're out doing your thing, more power to you.

if I get a couple hours where I can get drunk, smoke a cigar, and ubereats some taco bell, I won't ask her where she's been or who's she's been doing. I don't look a gift horse in the mouth like that

Fair enough.

> screaming matches in the kitchen where she slaps you and you shake her a little, not enough to leave a physical mark but certainly an emotional one

> 20 minutes later walking into a cocktail party you don't even want to be at, smiling like an idiot

"hey, billy! How ya been brother. yeah man, life's been great. we're really, really blessed. where's the booze? haha!"

take it from someone who married one: this idea is overblown

Have you seen her papers tho? A lot of breeders are passing mixes off these days. Irresponsible breeding is what led to the pibble menace.

Have you seen her papers tho?

according to FAFSA she's a navajo and I'm a direct descendant of lewis howard latimer

so accounts vary

Bitchin'. I've been checking Pacific Islander since I was right after hearing about affirmative action on TV. Literally got me into Ivy uni and a good boarding school on a scholarship I did not deserve. I was based from a young age.

Also they age like milk

How can one furry be so based

Damn everyone making good points

Because somebody has to pay taxes.

Mayo cope

Only thing mayos are good for. Paying taxes and inventing things.

Literally two incredibly important things

Industrial revolution consequences human race

You think? According to my priorities, screaming social justice on the street is most beneficial to society.

That's also mayo thing

There are a few good apples

no.

That's why we have Asians

Some of us like first-world civilization

I'm a raven

Lmao nah, you're definitely an autistic faggot who can't answer simple questions despite your being amounts of online shit talk

So.... nigger, probably

Mayo fragility detected 🤪

Updating to "Triggered nigger" lmao

I'm not the triggered one here, hun :v

Imagine being so triggered that you actually assert you aren't triggered holy shit

Is this what they mean by the dying gasp of the white race

It's definitely what they mean by you being incredibly assmad that white people are better than u

Why would I be mad about a demographic that won't exist in 100 years 🤠

Why would I be mad about a demographic that won't be paying to keep niggers alive in 100 years

Friendly reminder that you have nothing without the wypipo you seethingly resent

He still thinks I'm black

Trust me, you have both made it extremely apparent how white you two are.

ypipo are gonna be a minority within a couple of decades and there's nothing you can do about it hihi 😍😋😅

except one thing... but that involves you losing your virginity which obviously isn't gonna happen

Technically we will still have all the things white people invented. Surely the Asians can maintain it for us 🙂

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The day of the Mayocide will be glorious. Imagine, millions of antifa supersoldiers rising up to put an end to the wh*toid menace once abd for all.

you will never be a minority wrangler in the Trump reich

Why even bother

There are no lumpenproles in drumph's america. Only temporarily embarrassed minority-wranglers.

no mention of black bodies

Fuck off literal KKK JDF shillilary-bot.

Only a black tranny has the priviliege required to ignore politics while feotus are literally rounded up and murdered.

Reeeeee r/enlightenedcentrism fuck you pick a side you piece of shit rapist

Nazi 😠😠😠

Im a centrist myself but god they’re retarded

DAE CENTRISTS WANT TO THANOS SNAP 50% OF THE PUPPIES???

God, it's worse than I remembered: https://www.reddit.com/r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM/comments/csgwk6/a_memo_to_all_the_centrists_out_there/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

evrry time

Well tbh it's just another thing people feel smug about after failing at it. If you can't excel in your career, have a healthy family life, large and well-established social circle, a healthy body AND make an impact on your community and society at large, I deem you a total loser and you really should seek professional help. On the other hand dude bussy, lmao

ban award

HE DIED FOR OUR CASE

w*jak poster

He deserved worse tbh

could be worse. Could be, may Allah forgive me, fr*g poster 🤢

or one of the clownworld dudes

r/pissjupiterextreme now I believe.

Wojak is the new rage face

this sub would be dead without politics tbh

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The same could be said about your bedroom, nu male.

even politics cant save my bedroom

Understandable

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Not as long as capeshit, wandshit, GC, and aznidentity exist.

But for the wandshitter, all politics is also wandshit.

Without pinging it's already a shambling zombie

What do you mean you don't care about politics? The lungs of the planet are burning. You know, the same planet that you and I and everyone else you care about live on. Right now there are kids locked up in cages because our fascist fuck of a president was able to convince morons like you to stay home and not bother voting, not bother caring enough about anything because "bOth sIdEs ARe tHE SaMe"

Fuck you, and fuck every other fascist-enabling bigot too.

Mkay lefty

Nice bit 🥰

Damn I think managed to get it all in there.

You. I like you.

Ummmmm that's a mic drop?

Needs more 1% and boomer whining

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Literally who gives a fuck

Bu-bu-but everything is political guyz. How dare you become laid back! You should be living and dying by your politics damn it!

You can't stay neutral on a moving train

If you're on the train you can't change its direction, so enjoy the ride.

Fuck politics is the bloomer meta.

Even if you actually care deeply about politics, it’s better to channel your energies regarding one very specific issue that you want to change and familiarise yourself with all the groundwork and facts to do it.

It’s so retardedly easy to give shallow tropey good/bad answers about economics/policing/minimum wage and just participate in the culture war despite only knowing the tldr of the issue.

The real game in those begins when you actually try to understand the bare workings behind even one principle of society which can take up your entire lifetime to study and reform.

Not to preach, I’m still dumb and figuring it out but acceptance is the first step.

Now this is some good politard bait

One could even call him a master baiter.

Anarcho-Primitivism is where it's at.

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Politics are legitimately a stupid waste of time.

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Lmao mods be salty as fuck

I absolutely agree, come with me to my palace built by migrant workers where we can teach some African children that love has been far too sanitized by Disney movies