Markets in immediate free fall as dementia daddy threatens to cut off trade with China.

48  2019-08-23 by McFluff_TheCrimeCat

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His test results were 100% fagginosis, and a partial Tardination of the Brain Ganglia. The boards verdict is repeated quadrasperg alignments.

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Trump is the most impactful shit poster of all time and its not even close. Dude huffed some glue and got on twitter and knocked 600+points off the Down.

Do you remember when he jokingly asked Russia to send him the emails Hillary deleted? That joke set off the biggest shit storm we will ever see in our lifetime. Like the whole Russia Investigation would never have happened if he never said that. It was the joke that made the whole world cry.

Like Russia and Trump never colluded?

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Are you familiar with the "power on/off" button on your device?

You need to up your game, or better yet just quit because you're not going to succeed.

I see what you are attempting to do.

I’m dilating right now and playing CK2. What do you think I’m doing faggot?

I don't know, but whatever it is I'd suggest going outside and going for a jog or at least doing some push-ups or jumping jacks.

Are you illiterate? I just told you what I was doing

It seems to me that you are lying.

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Imagine believing this

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it's "Dow" not "Down" but I think I like it better your way. The Down and the Nutsaq

I think when its crashing this hard I can call it the down jones.

OwO

notices market crash

UwU

Of all the dumb shit he says and does, it's yet to cease to amaze me how much dumber he can be.

Yes, let's cut off trade with China. Where we get so many of our trinkets.

Yes, let's deport all the Mexicans who are an integral part of our construction and agriculture industries.

You'd think for someone who was so knowledgeable about real estate they'd know better.

You'd think that for someone who understood even the basics of food and housing and trade they'd know better.

I guess I just don't understand "The Art of the Deal".

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do you know what integral means

lets deport all mexicans who sre integrsl blah blah blah

Somebody explain this guy tjat Trump only wants to deport illegal immigrants, and has no authority to deport Mexicans approved by the immigration office...

It'd not be so bad if America started manufacturing shit again, which is actually a pretty good idea.

The problem is that they won't because that takes effort. Hard work and difficult times for a better future, the absolute antithesis of the American.

The US manufactures more than at any other point in its history, you mong. There are just a lot fewer manufacturing jobs. COM-puters and all that.

Not at a scale to keep prices from exploding if they stopped mass importing from dictatorships.

cope cos you dont want jobs in america

Lmao, its 2019. Stock price is just a number and reality is whatever we feel like it is.

This is something a 14 year old would say to sound smart.

/r/im14andthisisdeep

Just because you spelled it out doesnt make it any more original

Doesn't make it any less wrong either lmao

Smart not deep.

Maybe they will let the children chained to factory walls free now that there's nobody to buy those Amazon trinkets? No?

r/wallstreetbets taught me to just buy the dip

did you really think a billion+ people are living unhappy in China? If that was true, the government would already be toppled with those kind of numbers. The truth is that many people were pulled out of poverty and went from eating tree bark to eating fine cuisines from around the world and going on vacations around the world.

I know the million Muslims they have locked in cages are unhappy.

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This kills the 401k.

And immediately reddit and it's like will leapfrog into China's ass and support them because Daddy is Daddy

Imagine being so flexible with your morals all because of one man