The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
Yeah, and it's awesome. I say we should encourage this behaviour. Market it as a Thunderdome orgy, that way the rightoid larpers and leftoid larpers can fulfill their deepest desires of beating the shit out of each other and then fucking it out afterwards. This is what Americans need to relieve all that tension.
Fucking lol. Of course the faggy little chink that cried wolf all day long on social media after getting punched once at a protest would go on to do some shit like that. Crocodile tear ass motherfucker and of course the centrists eat it all up as "further evidence of antifa terrorism" or whatever. Their mistake was only hitting him once instead of beating him until he stopped moving in Mimecraft
i invite the ladies and gentlemen of the jury to inspect my user history, and mr hemmorhoids, and judge for themselves which user is indeed, perpetually triggered ๐๐๐
I don't think so. He played up his injury, but he seemed to be up and giving interviews all over the rightoid media rather quickly after his supposed brain damage.
Having been there and done some informal estimates, I'd say that's probably true if you're talking about percentages. Antifa has the problem that their only minority representation is the weird black subculture that believes street gangs impotently shooting at each other and never hitting anything is gonna somehow overthrow AmeriKKKa. This is a fringe belief among 6% of people here so they're swamped in a sea of woke mayos.
On the other side, they've got all the disaffected minorities who never get attention for being "people of color": asians, hapas, Pacific islanders. But there's only like 100-200 alt-right spergs in the whole Portland-Seattle so is finding 20 spergs-of-color really that amazing of an achievement?
"oh no why is this guy we beat up standing with the people who fight us??!?? this proves its a setup and we didnt actually do the stuff theres mountains of evidence for"
If there's one thing I'm gonna do with my life, it's gonna be to sit down with Kim Jong-Un and talk about exactly where and how high and how many megatons the airburst is gonna be.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-23
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1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-08-23
All I see is a diverse group with Asians, African Americans, and women getting ready to take on the pasty mayo menace.
1 DavidKIsASnitch 2019-08-23
That loser deserves the brain damage he lied about getting
1 Matues49 2019-08-23
Imagine having the audacity to claim you're in the ER with 'brain damage' (though that's not 100% untrue) while posting this pic on Twitter as proof.
I've seen my little cousins come home in worse shape after particularly rough snowball battles.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-23
Imagine mocking your opponents as limp-wristed soyboys then running home crying because you got a little roughed up
1 label_and_libel 2019-08-23
So what about the pic. The shit he writes proves he's brain damaged.
1 respaaaaaj 2019-08-23
I think you mean brain improvement he lied about getting.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-23
lmao chapos keep saying he faked it because they know how bad assaulting random journalists looks
1 DavidKIsASnitch 2019-08-23
He absolutely faked brain damage
If you think he got brain damage, youโre the one that has it
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-23
At most he was concussed
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-23
Even if.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-23
lmao how are you gonna advocate violence and then get all scared and deny you did it afterwards
see also "omg the ohio shooter didnt have a motive!"
1 Metatron58 2019-08-23
maybe it was like a double negative, already rightoid brain damaged, got more brain damaged and they canceled each other out?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-23
He has it. Pre-existing condition though.
1 SJCards 2019-08-23
Turning Portland into LARPer Thunderdome seems like a great idea, honestly.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-23
Nuke Portland
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-08-23
No Olympics in Portland
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-23
It's not like there's anything of value there otherwise.
1 muffler_kek 2019-08-23
Tfw no Dramaโข backed Sunday Night Smackdown
1 Redactor0 2019-08-23
I've been advocating this as a way to fund our schools for years now but the state congress won't listen. ๐
1 nwordking 2019-08-23
Couldn't have said it better
1 snallygaster 2019-08-23
That's pretty much what it already is. The people involved in the clashes spend all of their free time planning this shit out
1 Pinksister 2019-08-23
Yeah, and it's awesome. I say we should encourage this behaviour. Market it as a Thunderdome orgy, that way the rightoid larpers and leftoid larpers can fulfill their deepest desires of beating the shit out of each other and then fucking it out afterwards. This is what Americans need to relieve all that tension.
1 wizdumb337 2019-08-23
A dishonest "journalist?!?!?!
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-08-23
AJAL: All journos are liars, regardless of affiliation
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-23
And many do it for a fee based on work rendered
1 parallelbledsoe 2019-08-23
Honestly this dude rules for grifting rubes for like 300k
1 Merkava_Smasher 2019-08-23
Fucking lol. Of course the faggy little chink that cried wolf all day long on social media after getting punched once at a protest would go on to do some shit like that. Crocodile tear ass motherfucker and of course the centrists eat it all up as "further evidence of antifa terrorism" or whatever. Their mistake was only hitting him once instead of beating him until he stopped moving in Mimecraft
1 Matues49 2019-08-23
fuming
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1 Neon_needles 2019-08-23
I heard Freepo and botchlings are back in town.
1 Matues49 2019-08-23
god I hope so
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-23
Gimme that sweet botchy booty
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-08-23
What's freepo's new account? God I miss him.
1 Redactor0 2019-08-23
We would know if Feepo was here because he engages in that terrible crime that is known on ResetERA as "drive-by posting".
1 -Mopsus- 2019-08-23
rightoids have been angrily downvoting a lot lately
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-08-23
1 -Mopsus- 2019-08-23
angry agendaposter gets triggered by the truth
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-08-23
Cry more that someone took a few of your precious, precious points, you fucking neet autist.
1 -Mopsus- 2019-08-23
i like to upvote lolcows to encourage them rather than getting unironically triggered by literal retards like the resident agendaposters do
1 DavidKIsASnitch 2019-08-23
Wow you sure disproved that youโre a triggered agenda poster
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-08-23
100% pure soy
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-08-23
literally your entire first page of user history is you crying about leftists
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-08-23
Imagine outing yourself as a triggered leftist AND the kind of faggot who thinks his meme points are important all in one ultra-pozzed post.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-08-23
i invite the ladies and gentlemen of the jury to inspect my user history, and mr hemmorhoids, and judge for themselves which user is indeed, perpetually triggered ๐๐๐
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-08-23
LMAO, after inspecting that post you're definitely a colossal faggot.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-08-23
tell your dad if he wants to fox news n chill some time im down ๐
1 JumbledFun 2019-08-23
You shouldn't use the term "pozzed" in public unless you could care less about outing yourself as a NEET virgin
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-08-23
Lmao do you actually unironically make angry posts about leftists on a regular basis? ๐
1 Kellere31 2019-08-23
Meme points are hard earned and very important tyvm. ๐ ๐ป
1 JumbledFun 2019-08-23
Oh man that nerd is hilariously butthurt about not doing well in life
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-23
I upvoted you because if you stay downvoted no one will be able to drink your delicious streaming hot white lol milk.
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-08-23
Cope however you have to you whinging faggot
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-23
๐๐๐
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-23
lmao could you project any harder
1 seenten 2019-08-23
coping
1 Neon_needles 2019-08-23
It's like watching two retards have it out at a window licking contest lol
1 Anti-GallowBoob 2019-08-23
Well it certainly contextualizes it.
1 kaczynskireborn2 2019-08-23
BUT MUH OTHER SIDE. MUH OTHER SIDE. LOOK AT THE OTHER SIDE EVERYONE. PLEASE.
1 JumbledFun 2019-08-23
Isn't Ngo an actual retard now though? Pretty sure getting punched by a woman put him in a coma and gave him brain damage?
1 leva549 2019-08-23
I don't think so. He played up his injury, but he seemed to be up and giving interviews all over the rightoid media rather quickly after his supposed brain damage.
1 Plexipus 2019-08-23
๐ค
1 ItsSugar 2019-08-23
>Needing more evidence
1 JumbledFun 2019-08-23
So just a typical limp wrist rightoid playing the victim for NEETbux
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-08-23
The patriot prayer thing is unironically more diverse than antifa
Really makes u ๐ค
1 Bigboybaths 2019-08-23
But they're the white supremacists damnit!
1 lolcows63 2019-08-23
but they end up being mayo subhumans
1 leva549 2019-08-23
They have their PoC status revoked for being on the wrong side (of history).
1 Redactor0 2019-08-23
Having been there and done some informal estimates, I'd say that's probably true if you're talking about percentages. Antifa has the problem that their only minority representation is the weird black subculture that believes street gangs impotently shooting at each other and never hitting anything is gonna somehow overthrow AmeriKKKa. This is a fringe belief among 6% of people here so they're swamped in a sea of woke mayos.
On the other side, they've got all the disaffected minorities who never get attention for being "people of color": asians, hapas, Pacific islanders. But there's only like 100-200 alt-right spergs in the whole Portland-Seattle so is finding 20 spergs-of-color really that amazing of an achievement?
1 Kellere31 2019-08-23
Yes.
1 xlhat 2019-08-23
Hey ! They had Tyrone. Yes he was lost but still it counts ๐ค.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-08-23
good praxis tbh
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-23
lmao yeah turns out being attacked by larping commies makes you side with the other guys to an extent
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-23
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-23
"oh no why is this guy we beat up standing with the people who fight us??!?? this proves its a setup and we didnt actually do the stuff theres mountains of evidence for"
1 DavidKIsASnitch 2019-08-23
You mad, rightoid?
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-23
no i just find it funny that the left acts all tough and then denies it
its not like im the one denying beating up reporters lol
1 Kellere31 2019-08-23
MDEgenerates mad x24
1 chimpan_z 2019-08-23
The amount of mayo zoomers that were praising this clown after his Joe Rogan appearance... ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2019-08-23
1 OnionBits 2019-08-23
he's too poor for a macbook, probably a chrome desu desu desu
1 lolcows63 2019-08-23
So why should I care about this again?
Some irrelavent Asian Moid does nothing while something happens?
1 leva549 2019-08-23
It's dramatic.
1 lolcows63 2019-08-23
Shits boring he is just standing there
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-08-23
Imagine leaving your house with the sole intent of getting into streetfights
1 POTUSinChiefPoo 2019-08-23
Imagine leaving your house for any reason
1 -Mopsus- 2019-08-23
but that's how i get to know my local community
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-08-23
That's what gloryholes are for
1 lolcows63 2019-08-23
That sounds pretty fun actually
Imagine thinking getting in street fights means that you are doing something positive to change the world
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-23
Me getting my money is making the world better tho. At least my world.
1 Kellere31 2019-08-23
And that's a bad thing why exactly? ๐
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-08-23
Now that just doesn't make any sense.
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1 911roofer 2019-08-23
I wish I cared, but I don't. These losers deserve each other. Portland is a cesspool.
1 Redactor0 2019-08-23
If there's one thing I'm gonna do with my life, it's gonna be to sit down with Kim Jong-Un and talk about exactly where and how high and how many megatons the airburst is gonna be.
1 Inceltiers 2019-08-23
tbh beating up chinese people is quite based
tankies are the true patriots never forget 'nam