What is up my fellow friendless losers

34  2019-08-24 by nwordking

Friday night, prime posting time. What are y'all doing this evening?

41 comments

Just got back from dinner for my gfs moms bday

Did you get her a gift?

My gift is teaching her how to spoof on Pokémon go

Gaymers rise up

Drinking.

What are you drinking? Just killed my 6th corona, no limes though

jager and moxie

Get a load of ol money bags over here

save up your dimebag money for good liquey instead dude

I'm an alcoholic, but that is fair. Corona aint exactly cheap either

I've been becoming one recently. It's not bad, but it's fucking with my workouts a bit.

Yeah, it could be worse. Luckily my amphetamine addiction kind of counterbalances my alcoholism, so hangovers dont get in my way too often.

Damn bro, hopefully you are just dramacel posting. I used to have a cocaine addiction from making way to much money while being a jackass in my early twenties. Good luck.

Nah. It aint that bad. I just cant accomplish anything if I dont take it. I blame my boomer parents falling for jewish tricks when I was in 4th grade.

Am Jew. Knew that shit was a trick 😎. Modernity is when you chop your balls off and get doped up. The less balls and more dope, the more modern it is.

Which ones

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What Jewish tricks did ya parents fall for lol

Prescribing me adderall in 4th grade because I made my teacher mad?

Rip

You post like a 16 year old

Ok

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I had really expensive wine tonight but idc for wine at all

Only time I've ever really been blown away by wine was at some Thai restaurant when I had it with Salmon. Good shit.

Good bordeax is that shit I do like. Also, the meritage stuff (bordeax but not from France) is good as well. Picked a non-branded (meritage is copyrighted) from a local NoVa winery that was great. I'm not big into wine either, but it's nice to have a good red with a steak.

I haven't experienced a large enough variety of good wine to have a strong distinction for it. I had an excellent desert wine at a michelin starred restraunt one time, that was incredible. Much better than drinking $4 red wine from the bottle

Never been to a Michelin star restaurant. Maybe some day I'll start giving a shit. My girls steaks are better than all the best steakhouses in the DC area.

Steakhouses are a racket. Same with most burger places. I highly reccomend at least trying a michelin starred restraunt (especially if you arent paying for it)

Wife's sister is mixing us old-fashioned's with makers mark. People can shit talk Corona all day. I like Corona with lime, but props for going NFL.

Corona is the most refreshing beer out there. And I heard it steals mexicos water so win win really

That water has to go back, but I think we send some sewage back there so it checks out.

Do you ever get paranoid your wife knows your reddit username?

She knows it. Sometimes she asks me what I'm posting. I show her, and she almost always rolls her eyes and says "I don't know why I ever ask"

Hazy IPA/IPA. Pregaming for drinking fest tomorrow. 😎

Same, based

Come join my ethanol-state.

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Hey late reply sorry. I watched Netflix then went to bed early for a wank.

Does anyone else find this after masturbating at night, that you go to sleep really easily but then have a kind of disturbed sleep? Really annoying.