The teacher told students if he were a school shooter he’d plant improvised explosive devices (IEDs), then “fire a couple rounds and wait for everyone to hide, then press a button and boom — everyone would die,” according to student testimony.

The teacher also said “he would put a bomb in the corner and put nails in it for shrapnel,” another student told police.

Wow what a tactical genius.

When interviewed by an officer, the teacher told police he was a former US Marine and that his statements were a joke.

Goddamnit.

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Don't worry, he'd probably load the pipe bombs with crayons.

Not saying you need to eat only salad or anything but what you've said is reactionary and stupid.

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Stupid Boomer makes bad joke.

Based boomer vet lays the foundation for a new record in school shootings.

Of course he's a veteran.

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he forgot to add "in minecraft" LOL

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