Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that

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This is uh... interesting

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Disclaimer: I don’t fuck animals.

But their genitalia is so easy to jerk off too tbh. I truly don’t understand why no one else sees that it’s normal. Tiger pussy can sometimes look exactly like human pussy (small tight slit). Dog dicks can look like human dicks in girth and length. They have the same exact functions.

So why is it “mentally deranged” to jerk off to animal junk that literally looks just like human junk?

I have no idea. But obviously nothing’s stopping me from it, save my secret being revealed irl. I could tell a therapist (not that I want one) that I see my sexuality as entirely normal since I’m only attracted to humans and animal junk that looks human, but I’m not sure they’d ever believe me.

In my eyes, sometimes, animals really do seem like walking sex toys. I often imagine a world where humans never switched to mass eating meat, and instead kept animals for sexual pleasure.

I just wish I could speak to someone who’d actually listen to me about this, even if they’d never agree.

boutta beat it to tiger pussy brb

This needs to be a new snapshill bot quote

I can only imagine how embarrassed I would be if I worked at Twitter and some degenerate animal fucker would tell me my website is below his standards. Ropefuel

Literal kitty porn

why are you booing me? I'm right

Why even jerk off to zoo stuff if you're going for the human lookalikes?

It’s exploratory

What's your favorite animal dick and why?

Depends on the animal. Some are more gifted than others.

Just say horse then

Sometimes a horse is just different than a Great Dane. Sometimes not. They’re just different flavors of the same thing

So you're not attracted to the animals themselves, stick to human looking junk (I mean do you? Horse is a bit far from human stuff) and don't even seem to be that interested in the variety.

I get you less than the people who just fuck animals.

Horse is very close to human stuff. And variety isn’t always good. Not all genitalia have the same attractiveness.

I guess

can’t even tell the difference

Bruh

I fully agree with them.

Go vegan or shut the fuck up about animal/human sex.

I wish anti-zoos would just be honest and say "it's gross and i don't like it" and/or appeal to natural law rather than playing at some gay ass secular argument that tries to compare fully grown horses to retards or human children. Not a single American needs meat to live or is at any risk of starvation.

I mean unless you have the time and money to mealplan or buy supplements you won’t starve without meat but you could be lacking in certain proteins

Meat isn't even the cheapest protein source. Icelandic yogurt and sourmilk cheese is. I'm very cheap which is why I know this. Granted I'm not American so might be different there.

The issue is that yogurt and cheese are still made from animal products and will therefore have the same cruelty attached to it in most places

Well I can't eat a bucket full of lentils every day, too much volume. So I say: This beautiful creature must die!

Black beans, rice, avocado, some cheese, and salsa (put vegis on side if needed)

Plus hummus

Are you calling me a Jew?

I need muh meat for mah gainz. Gib chikken

We don't need it just like you can live in a small box and live off soylent to not affect the enviroment but I aint bout that life.

I’ve spent some time looking for a logical argument against zoophilia. The one I finally accepted was hearing about a dog who died from an urinary tract infection after being yiffed.

So how many dogs have you fucked?

4

So do you need to fuck animals to survive then?

/r/drama is woke af. Yesterday I was downvoted for saying small adult women can be attractive, today they upvote pro zoophilia comments. Damn

Super centrist

/Yesterday I was downvoted for saying small adult women can be attractive,

We're radical centrists not temporarily embarrassed libertarians.

I'm not either

NOT a radical centrist

OUT OUT OUT !

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Wow, how did the creator of this meme know the stats of the legal adult woman I'm romantically interested in?

stop trying to fuck kids you pedo

But she's 22

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Lol shut up pedo

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I haven't kept up with cringetopia, is it a zombie CA, or a CA opposition sub, or what?

Thank god

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He’s not wrong, I’ve made made similar arguments before as neither a vegan nor a dogfucker. Nothing more hypocritical than claiming the violation of an animals consent for unnecessary human enjoyment is any different from the violation of an animals consent for unnecessary human enjoyment except with human genitals somewhere in the mix. Usually to the tune of upvotes, nonetheless, but then again nobody has ever bothered to look through my profile to see my snappy approved fan fiction about dog-foid impregnation

Lot of dog fucking apologists in here lol

Dog dick is unironically the best

u r gross lol

Flair lol

hwere are you getting these coOooOol flairs? I want a new one to prove how low I've sunk

You have to suck the jannies off

Damn dood all I did was be awesome

oh that's gay. Where do you suck them off, the discord?

The moment I feel the urge to download discord is the moment I end it all

Hawt

This post really brought out the animal fuckers

Srd is that way buddy

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This thread is a zoo.

All they care about is dogs. They have polls on dogs, pics of dogs, comments on dogs, etc.

What about horses? Zebras? Lions? Why won’t they focus on those too? Haven’t they seen hot horse sex videos? The farm ones, the muscly ones, the sleek mares, etc. Why won’t they put up pics of lions mating? Or zebra cum? How about some sexy drawn animals too? Maybe even some animal erotica?

But nooooo. All they care about are dogs. Like yeah, I get it- dog is man’s “best friend” and whatnot. But there’s so much more to it all than just dogs. And plus, they’re half retarded thinking that anyone’s going to suddenly see them as good people just because of some zoosexual hashtags.

A lot of their dogs are ugly anyway. Small runts. I guess they’re pretty gifted in the pussy/dick department if they’re kept. I honestly can’t see the appeal of having an animal that’s not at least somewhat visually appealing, and let’s face it- most dogs aren’t. Most canine pets are a visual disaster. I’ve been checking out animal junk all my life, and I’d rather do that than have to live with some ugly pug or bratty terrier.

I would make a Twitter account so I can post animal erotica and mating pics/gifs, but I’ve heard it’s a shit site that’s just filled with immature drama. So for now, I’ll just stay off that insanity.

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