Absolute legend trolls r/australia by editing his upvoted comment into an anti gay marriage rant.

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Aussies truly are the kings of shitposting.

its about as far from representative as you can get

No that award definitely goes to r/india

They still hate Pakistan though.

To be fair, so does everyone else

I’m half paki and I do too

Based Paki

Nah that sub is full of shit

Sounds pretty representative of India then

Not really because r/india is basically just American Indians

Nah /r/Japan

It's almost exclusively Western sexpats and Weebs. Very few actual Japanese people.

There is an actual Japanese subreddit (/r/newsokur), it’s some kind of Japanese internet forum that migrated almost wholesale to reddit a few years ago. Doesn’t have much contact with the rest of reddit though.

they're kind of like chapo but less left leaning, theres only like 30 actual japs who use that though, the rest are just weeaboos and google translate

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa 33333333333 aaaaaaaa nnnnn

yes

i get banned

a lot of reasons, too long to list each one

Very few actual Japanese people.

0*

Aside from maybe CTH

country subreddits

Birdbrain >:v

: ( I have stupid

People mass downvoting.

It's extra funny because r/Aus is one of the hardest left leaning country subreddits iirc.

Isn't amazing how local subs are always full of insufferable leftoids? The absolute detritus of whichever place that subreddit might claim to represent.

The government should use local subreddit subscriber lists as their watchlists.

Subreddits are the cities of the internet

/r/australia is stupidly left-leaning, while more local subs seem to be more balanced surprisingly.

when you say stupidly left leaning, are you talking about pussyhattery or are you talking about "healthcare would be nice. Also maybe don't kill minorities"?

Pussyhattery and "anything other than government funds spent on electoral campaigns is corruption" level stupidity.

the latter is based though. Fuck runaway campaign funding, it's a never-ending arms race that benefits nobody but campaign chairs.

I came here to shitpost my dude

gotta keep that head on a swivel. dumbasses come from all corners. :/v

Aussies, bongs and burgers all suffer from leftoid national sub syndrome

Funnily enough /r/canada is one of the few main country subs I know that isn't ultra lefty.

/r/Ontario on the other hand is just canadian /r/politics

Isn’t there a Canadian sub that redditors seethe about because it isn’t a lefty haven?

r/metacanada

Wasn't r/Canada basically CA ?

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In Canada our government is shit-tier lefty and people are starting to get real tired of it.

wanna chill at science world????????????

fuck you live near me too? get oot of my swamp

invasive species

Eyyy, you live in Van? I don't like science world because science is for nerds, but we could organize a van dramatard trip to the aquarium to look at the BIG fish.

Which made the federal election results an absolute gold mine. It was glorious.

I don't care about owning the lefties, I just wanted a proper NBN. The LNP objectively fucked that up.

I mean, what hasn’t the Coalition fucked up lately?

hard left leaning

Sorry lad neoliberals aren't hard left leaning they're just retarded

From what I heard, they're the greens/DSA crowd, not neolib.

Oh my bad neoliberals with a fresh coat of paint for millennials

An unironic dengist doesn't have much to feel superior about here.

Hey atleast Vietnam, China and Laos are thriving and decaying like succdem Europe. Also the second international extensively wrote on how social democracy is the non authoritarian branch of fascism and not Marxist while Dengist countries still hold to Marxist principles and are very much still Marxist.

According to Marx and the theory of productive forces China without a major power industrializing for them they need to achieve industrialization through real means and have to reach the material basis for socialism. They plan to be strong enough and have a strong enough material base by around 2046 where it is outlines they will become fully centrally planned once againm.

lock 1 million Muslims in camps

white commies still defend you because you have red on your flag

Ahh I see you believe the two Egyptians trying to get asylum in the west over the several news outlets that have had full access to the centers. Very logical and not brainwashed at all

You can see a tour on YouTube

Yeah you have a guy red scaring the shit out of it.

Waah people are forced to get a base level education and are then released. So much worse than the indefinite diseases cages in the US or the concentration camps in Australia and Canada or the entire city and province turned concentration camp with Bethlehem and Gaza or the LGBT death camps in chechnya.

Literally in the province has skyrocketed and religious violence has plummeted and the woman see a massive increase in real wage the camps are working and if a better quality of life comes at the price of spending three months in a shitty dorm learning shit than so be it

Better dead than red

Nice calculated response I hope you have a stroke Boomer

Yo let me send this unrelated incident when Anglos abused minorites.

The schools were good in theory but carried out by braindead Anglos it didn't quite turn out

Tbf, locking up religious fuck is following commie tought.

how hard are you gonna cope in 2047 when they're still paying slave wages to mass produce computer chips for westerners?

we'll be slaves

well that's pretty consistent with communism at least

has bad take

Gets proven wrong

"Oh yeah well the government told me communism bad"

Vietnam

You have literally no clue what you're talking about. The economy of Vietnam has grown; however the products of this growth have not been distributed evenly.

The conditions of the Vietnamese worker have in fact worsened significantly, while a class of wealthy capitalists has developed.

This is because Vietnam is fundamentally a capitalist nation. The same goes for every other Dengist "success story".

Also the second international extensively wrote on how social democracy is the non authoritarian branch of fascism and not Marxist

Do you think I am a social democrat? I consider both social democracy and dengism to be non-Marxist.

while Dengist countries still hold to Marxist principles and are very much still Marxist.

You still haven't responded to IHeartCommieMommy's explanation of why according to Marxist theory China is a capitalist nation.

According to Marx and the theory of productive forces China without a major power industrializing for them they need to achieve industrialization through real means and have to reach the material basis for socialism.

The development of the productive forces and industrialisation of the country does not require the institution of a non-socialist mode of production. How do you think the USSR industrialised?

They plan to be strong enough and have a strong enough material base by around 2046 where it is outlines they will become fully centrally planned once againm.

The base determines the superstructure. Although the superstructure can influence the base, the base is predominant.

To state that the superstructure will change the base to a socialist mode of production is nonsensical.

That was a mistake. You're about to find out the hard way why.

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Real wages have increased in Vietnam as well as real minimum wage

https://tradingeconomics.com/vietnam/minimum-wages

Labour laws improved in 2019 and are better than the US by a fairly large margin.

https://content.next.westlaw.com/Document/I213f0d618a1e11e598dc8b09b4f043e0/View/FullText.html?contextData=(sc.Default)&transitionType=Default&firstPage=true&bhcp=1

Because I come here to shitpost and not talk theory.

China is socialist because it is still a dictatorship of the proletariat and the government still controls the means of production.

When the October revolution happened Russia was far behind the west but was still a developed nation so something like Mexico or Brazil and not a third world country which China was when Deng took power.

It was very evident in the decay of the maoist economy that it was entirely dependant on the Soviet Union to industrialize so developing it's productive forces through state capitalism was the obvious path forward.

The Soviet decline is more than enough evidence that prove that the central planning done by humans is inadequate for developing light industry. The Soviet Union itself became more and more state capitalist until Gorbachev failed to reorganize the USSR into a essentially Dengist state which was what he was trying to do.

Hence why the China is waiting until AI is advanced enough to do central planning for them.

China has created a system where the bourgeois live to serve the proletariat and not the other way around. Again if a Chinese bourgeois fucks over the Chinese proletariat they get executed by firing line and have their factories nationalized. The base in China is still very very much socialist as well as the superstructure. The move to cyber central planning is not a large leap for either the Chinese people or the Chinese government.

Wow, you must be a JP fan

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Real wages have increased in Vietnam as well as real minimum wage

https://tradingeconomics.com/vietnam/minimum-wages

The Vietnamese minimum wage was set at the living wage in 1990. Since then it has not kept pace with the living wage, and is now significantly below it according to data released by Vietnam's national trade union, the VGCL.

the study shows that the minimum monthly expenditure of an average worker is 6.5 million dongs (US$ 280) against a basic salary of only 4.7 million dongs (US$ 200).

17.4 per cent say they had "more than enough" money, 43.7 per cent said they had "just enough", 26.5 per cent answered "barely getting by", whilst 12.5 per cent ​​of respondents said their income is not enough to support their family and the are forced to work overtime or do extra work just make ends meet.

Compared to last year, the number of workers who claimed to earn "more than enough" increased by 1.3 per cent. The figure for those who had "just enough" dropped by 7.6 per cent, whilst the figure for those who answered "barely getting by" rose by 8.5 per cent.

http://www.asianews.it/news-en/More-than-one-worker-in-four-barely-make-ends-meet-44432.html

Labour laws improved in 2019 and are better than the US by a fairly large margin.

https://content.next.westlaw.com/Document/I213f0d618a1e11e598dc8b09b4f043e0/View/FullText.html?contextData=(sc.Default)&transitionType=Default&firstPage=true&bhcp=1

There are serious issues with the enforcement of labour laws in Vietnam.

China is socialist because it is still a dictatorship of the proletariat and the government still controls the means of production.

The dictatorship of the proletariat implies the institution of a socialist means of production. There can be no dictatorship of the proletariat if the state maintains the capitalist mode of production.

Furthermore, the dictatorship of the proletariat implies control of the state apparatus by the working class, which is not the case in China.

It was very evident in the decay of the maoist economy

The decay of the Maoist economy was due to retarded decisions and policy making by the Maoist government, as seen in shit like the Great Leap Forward, not anything inherent to a planned economy.

developing it's productive forces through state capitalism was the obvious path forward.

And China is now a state capitalist country, aka a capitalist country, not a communist country. The base determines the superstructure, not the other way round.

Hence why the China is waiting until AI is advanced enough to do central planning for them.

This idea that the Chinese government will change the mode of production to be socialist in nature is nonsensical, as it implies that the superstructure determines the base.

China has created a system where the bourgeois live to serve the proletariat and not the other way around.

If you read Marx you would realise that this is nonsensical. There can be no dictatorship of the proletariat when the property relations are capitalist in nature.

The base in China is still very very much socialist as well as the superstructure.

The base cannot be socialist in nature when the property relations are capitalist in nature.

The totality of these relations of production constitutes the economic structure of society, the real foundation, on which arises a legal and political superstructure and to which correspond definite forms of social consciousness.

-1859 Preface to A Contribution to the Critique of Political Economy

As you can see from the quote above, Marx considered the relations of production to be the base from which the superstructure arises.

The move to cyber central planning is not a large leap for either the Chinese people or the Chinese government.

IProject Cybersyn was based. However this idea of the Chinese government changing the mode of production has been debunked by IHeartCommieMommy, who you're still not replying to.

Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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China is socialist because it is still a dictatorship

with you

of the proletariat

you lost me

and the government still controls the means of production.

dropped under 30%, private businesses now account for over 70%. China controls less means of production than Sweden or Denmark lol. You are a fascist and you don't even know it yet. Imagine being so based and redpilled and not even realizing it!

LOOK AT THIS DUUUUDE

chapocel

you have to go back

Imagine defending neoliberals lol

Imagine not being a centrist, the only true correct political view.

Go be an agendaposting commie somewhere else.

By pointing out that liberals are hard left isn't really agenda posting but defending liberalism is so get owned

Dude bussy lmao

Owned

Still one of my crowing achievements

Twas

KYS

Sounds like someone is triggered. Need a snowflake little millennial safe space

Is it possible for leftoids to get anywhere even close to comedy?

Give me more of your liberal tears stupid participation trophy millennials

Give me another troid suicide plz

Triggered

Note this is a longpost. If you're too lazy to read it all than at least read to the part where I teach you what Marxism is in its most basic form because you're clearly fucking clueless on it, champ. I'll put a little marker there for you.

China passed the US in GDP(PPP)

No shit, having 1.4 billion people means you can be shitass poor overall and still have a large GDP. It doesn't change the fact that they cannot afford the decades-long project of building and training a massive Navy (the key to long-rage power projection) while still maintaining a massive defensive landforce (as China still needs to protect its massive boarders, an extremely expensive task that the US doesn't need to do). China also has one ally and it's North fucking Korea lmao, China cannot ever hope to have the power projeciton of the US.

Eastern Europe is shit, checkmate 😎

Jesus fuck, that's retarded. Nobody ever claimed goddamn Romania, a country that has unironically legalized direct bribery, to be a good growth model lmao.

per capita disposable income

Per capita is literally just one small indicator of quality of life, and an insanely poor one at that. Stick to PPP, GINI coefficients and the Human Development index. Oh, and BTW:

Poland: $32,350 per capita PPP / 30.8 and lowering GINI / 0.865 HDI

China: $18,200 Per capita PPP / 38.6 and lowering GINI / .752 HDI

Basically, don't compare Poland and China favorably you dense troon lmao, you look retarded. Cherry picking one aspect of their economy that favors China isn't a great accomplishment when you refuse to look at everything else lol.

Russia still democracy wikipedia say so

When I link historians and you link wikipedia I'm going to just say do fucking better and I'll consider what you have to say. It wasn't the trans shit that made your parents disown you, it was your lack of fucking citations.

Major pubs in the us still send all articles to the state apartment to be approved here

Nigger, what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The one that was a more lax version of how credit works in the west?

Jesus fuck, imagine not even understanding that there is not 'one' social credit system and that there were literally a metric shitton of pilot programs where each one had different metrics for measuring social credit as well as different punishments for not being a good little Sino-Drone 🙄🙄🙄 don't worry, outside of the fact your trans you would otherwise have an excellent social credit score no matter where you go, they love bootlickers over there.

China keeps capitalist as little rats to boost the economy and nothing more.

SKIP TO HERE IF YOU'RE LAZY

OK, so this is actually where it gets difficult because I'm about to do something so anathema to internet communists that it may make you finally join the 40% once and for all: we're gonna talk THEORY 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Because I don't know precisely how little you know about Marxist theory (I'm assuming virtually nothing) we are going to start with some basic ass terms. This is gonna be simplified as fuck because you're an internet communist, therefore you genuinely don't know anything about your self-professed ideology and need kind-hearted neoliberals like me to explain it for you.

Means of production: things that are used to produce goods and services (farmland, minerals, tools, machines)

Relations of production: How you relate to the means of production, typically divided into bourgeoisie (owns means of production) and proletariat (works for the bourgeoisie)

Base: A society's means of production and relations of production. The base DETERMINES the superstructure

Superstructure: Art, culture, family structure, politics, legal systems the superstructure INFLUENCES but CANNOT DETERMINE the base. The superstructure will ALWAYS be subordinate to the base

The base and superstructure are probably the two most important aspect of Marxism. We're keeping shit simple here so we won't go over shit like historical materialism and dialectics, but suffice to say history has a pattern where the material conditions of society (the base) gets to the point where the class that controls the base is overthrown by the class below them. Marxism posits that the final overthrow of capitalism will be the proletariat overthrowing the bourgeoisie. The Chinese Communist Party had intended on overthrowing the bourgeoisie (in fact, it meant to do it twice, once through their actual revolution and again through the cultural revolution, which was intended to remove lingering bourgeois thoughts and feelings from the society) and you can argue they sort of succeeded. Kind of.

The problem was the Dengist reforms that reintroduced capitalist elements to the society, and those elements have expanded greatly since. You can point out that the economy is still largely state-dominated/influenced, that they are just doing a neo-NEP policy to increase their means of production, that they sometimes prosecute/kill billionaires, etc.

The problem is that you CANNOT reject the fact that the RELATIONS OF PRODUCTION HAVE NOW BECOME CAPITALIST IN NATURE. This is ESSENTIAL for a Marxist analysis of contemporary China. It doesn't matter if the state owns the means of production if wage labor (and thus exploitation of workers) is still how workers relate to the means of production, as per Engels himself.

This is why China cannot be Marxist from a Marxist perspective, China has a capitalist relation to production and, by extension, a capitalist base. Base determines superstructure which means that if you have a capitalist base it will determine your superstructure. Since your superstructure includes your political system than it is impossible to have a capitalist base and proletarian political system as capitalist bases produce capitalist political institutions.

This is what Lenin and Stalin understood. There is a reason the NEP was a temporary retreat from socialism and it is the same reason that Stalin was unrelentingly cruel when smashing what he considered Kulaks: the NEP was a temporary reintroduction of a capitalist relation to production in the countryside. Since it was limited to only a certain part of the country it could temporarily exist and not threaten the socialist relations of production in the cities, but if they allowed it to exist for too long it would end in a capitalist counter-revolution because the base determines the superstructure. Stalin had to remove what capitalist elements that existed within the total base of the USSR with such severity because he needed to ensure it could never reemerge.

Now China has made NEP look like a kid selling lemonade on the street corner in terms of the scale of reintroducing capitalist relations of production into their economy and you are now trying to argue that they are still a proletarian state because you've never fucking read theory.

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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I'm basically a irl anime girl. I watch anime and dress and act anime girly and even have those thot cat ear headphones. Because of this I attract a lot of weebs. This one weeb though was pretty perfect. We like the same things and had the same stupid hobbies and same weird and vulgar sense of humour and he is also super cute. We started talking and we were cuddling together discussing possible deal breaking things about ourselves and I mentioned how I am a tankie and go to rallies and protests all the time and then he dropped the bombshell of him being alt right on me. Turns out he just kinda adopted right politics because he didn't like libs and felt like that was the only option. I showed him that you can hate libs but still not be a fucking ghoul. Also I told him that I wouldn't fuck a alt right guy or a adamant lib and I feel like that did most of the work.

They can't be neolibs without war mongering, and the aussie military gets cucked by literal birds.

They're "anti-war" which means they'll support war whenever the Hawks call for it but will whine the entire time it's happening

neoliberals are retarded

i smell failed ideology

Yeah me too neoliberalism is failing and giving way to reactionists the world around. In ten years they will have all fallen to either hair brained reactionaries or to social democrats that almost universally fail

unprecedented levels of global wealth

failing

yeah centrally planned economies looking so good lmao.

Neoliberals economies in constant rescesion since 2008

Neoliberals loosing major elections almost every year

Wealth inequality skyrocketing

Lowester earners in western economies often worse off than 80 years ago

Planet literally melting

All is going to plan

neolibs are conservatives tho :thinking:

it's just they act left with the whole "No n-word allowed" thing

neoliberal literally has the word liberal in it

fuck you burgerstanis have the worst political theory.

socialist is right in the name oh my god guys national socialism is socialism stop laughing guys it's true!!!

neo-liberalism /ˌniːəʊˈlɪb(ə)r(ə)lɪz(ə)m/ noun noun: neoliberalism a modified form of liberalism tending to favour free-market capitalism. "social and political issues surrounding neo-liberalism"

Liberalism is centrist, free-market is right.

Neolibs b moderate right hoe

i never said they werent, you said they were conservative.

moderate right is conservative tho

no it doesnt, look this is pretty retarded so just go read some wiki definitions you arent dumb enough for me to waste my time getting into a seriousposting match with.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

neoliberal literally has the word liberal in it

fuck you burgerstanis have the worst political theory.

He's right, but that doesn't make him not a cuck asshole

He's not American so of course he's a cuck.

The aussies got cucked by literal birds.

HAHA GREAT EMU WAR XD AUSTRALIA SCARY ANIMALS AMIRITE REDDIT

Based

Social conservatives complaining about the sanctity of marriage when they want is to go back to a time when you could trade 3 cows for a 12 year old virgin.

what?

Real marriage under God is about getting a mail order bride from the Philippines that you can't even understand.

> thinking social conservatives have any understanding of history outside of picture books

You should use that fertile imagination of yours for good.

implying a food is worth that much

They used to be, back when they actually cooked, cleaned, and weren't turbosluts.

I think confused social conservatives with Muslims.

What’s there to confuse?

are you retarded

All I’m saying is let the market decide!

Yeah because Australia existed back then.

Nothing is more sacred then three cows. I want to go back too. I can gather up all the young foids and trade them in for a functional cattle ranch for me and the boys.

Greenies can't handle the fucking bants lol

Kunda odd this not more common

Inb4 editing is locked by admins after a certain time because of this

T_D used to do this all the time on r/politics. I doubt this time will be the straw that breaks the camel's backm

That /r/nba post where OP edited a whole write-up into "Fuck the Knicks" after it hit the front page was great.

link?

Mod that cunt.

Editing a post after it became popular to push what you know is an unpopular opinion. What a gutless and cowardly action.

Imagine taking reddit this seriously

Snappy this

I mean I don't know how it's a rant but updoot

lmao removed of course

/r/aus mods confirmed cucks

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