Is a Biden 2020 victory the best bet for dramacoin?
74 2019-08-26 by WishUWouldTryMeBitch
I’m thinking it is. It’ll enrage all of the red roses on Twitter, as well as the boomer grassroots Bernie-Or-Busters/Jimmy Dore types, not to mention the hammer and sicklers. Best of all it’ll send the daddy fans into a coma that they’ll never wake up from. If you are a subscriber to /r/drama and don’t plan on supporting Joe 2020, you’re not a true centrist.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-26
Wasnt asking you, cretin.
Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.
Ok...ahem
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For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:
Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are
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1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-08-26
I’d wager raw dramacoin market gains would be set around a second daddy term. It would provide a peak spergout and as such would invoke 2016 level autism on steroids. If you want the best investment for dramacoin over the next four years it’s drumpf or nothing. Not even the looming probability of Biden being ousted as a male feminist could rival daddy getting a second.
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1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-08-26
Idk a second Drumpf term would sort of be like a big dumb sequel to a beloved classic. Yes, the spergout could possibly be even bigger, but its still just an inflated version of something we've seen before.
Biden would cause mass seething in a more fresh and exciting way IMO. And as OP said, it would be kosher radical centrist drama.
However, I will concede that a Trump impeachment in a second term could offer the best drama in terms of scope.
1 Happypumkin 2019-08-26
The Shrek 2 of real life
1 battlemoid 2019-08-26
Shrek 2 was a masterpiece you piece of shit
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-08-26
It'd be more like Son of the Mask.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-26
Hey, Godfather II was pretty good.
1 preserved_fish 2019-08-26
The real dream is an urban-led coup that installs Hillary Clinton as an interim president.
1 throwaway_999912 2019-08-26
Something tells me even if daddy wins 2020 and dems are in control of senate and house, they still won't impeach 🤔 Imagine if the next guy (Mike Pence or whoever) turns out to be actually competent at the job and becomes the favorite👅 for 2024
1 SnickersRey 2019-08-26
I don’t know. I feel like the Democrats have to be more mentally prepared for him winning the second time around. Nothing though will ever beat 2016. The only way that night could be anymore perfect is if Trump would have lost Florida. Can’t you imagine? Clinton Fags would be gloating and acting their horrible selves then they would find out in the morning that KKKlinton actually lost. I think they would say it was a conspiracy theory or something at first.
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-08-26
While it’s always nice to lap up the delicious cope of the left, keep in mind we’d also have to deal with emboldened smugposting by the right. Centrism is the only way forward.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-08-26
Bernie stays in, leading to no majority and it goes to the House which then picks Trump as the GOP dominated.
1 SJCards 2019-08-26
Torn. Definitely think it would send the Twitter crew into apoplectic shock. Less certain how the Daddy crowd would react, assuming he won. Seems like they would have a more visceral reaction if he lost to someone like Pocahontas or whomever else.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-08-26
Reposting from another thread:
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-08-26
It’s really tough the more I think about it. Drumpf or Clutchin’ Joe would be best for sure.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-08-26
he's the most sane choice apart from Bussyjudge, so my answer is no
Biden gets some props for having gaffs, the problem is that people are people have become completely numb to them (apart from twitter wokies, but they are irrelevant) and just accept them - same problem as with Trump, when someone does outrageous things every day people just get used to it and it gets boring
Warren on the other still semi-triggers wokies because calls herself a capitalist, but more importantly she is just so bad at the petty beef game that she would have to play with Trump
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-26
Trump would absolute Jeb the shit out of Warren.
Why can’t the Dems nominate Macho Man Randy Savage or Kanye or something.
1 muffler_kek 2019-08-26
Because Macho Man Randy Savage is dead
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-26
When has being dead ever been a factor in an election
1 cragbar 2019-08-26
Maximum drama would be Biden winning the nomination, then losing the electoral college/popular vote. 4 more years of Trump, and an objectively worse pick than Hillary.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-08-26
Oh that would be fantastic
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-08-26
Have the Starbucks CEO actually jump in causing enough idiocy so it goes to the House which the GOP retake to pick Trump again.
1 cochnbahls 2019-08-26
I'm hoping for a Biden/Gabbard ticket. The creepy Uncle Joe memes will be at an all time high, and will piss off everyone on the internet
1 FearOfBees 2019-08-26
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-26
Warren and Bernie would also be good
1 SirCuljurk 2019-08-26
Nah, I really think Trump 2.0 would cause the biggest shotstorm, because even hos own rightoids are starting to turn on him.
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-08-26
Eh the "hammer and sickle crowd" etc would just revert back to being the neoliberal globalists they really are without DROUMPF to wind them up.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-08-26
Imagine thinking anything besides Daddy winning is best for dramacoin
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1 JustLions 2019-08-26
Trump winning and having a heart attack would be most drama.