For real have any of you tried the Popeyes sandwich?

I fuckin love Popeyes but haven’t had a chance to try it

I tried to. I was in the mood for a chicken sandwich yesterday and stopped by Popeye's on the way home. They were sold out so I just gave my money to the Chick-fil-A across the street instead.

I once went to a Burger King and ordered a bacon double cheeseburger combo. The cashier informed me they were out of burger.

I had just come from a funeral, and I just stopped. I was confused, distraught. The cashier went on to say that they had all other menu items, but were out of burger meat.

I felt lost, I said, "I am in a Burger King aren't I? There's even a Food Lion right across the street.

I just left.

It’s really, really good if you like chicken sandwiches.

Fuck that shit! Give me a plain dry grilled chicken breast with soggy bagged frozen broccoli. No seasonings no Curry no BBQ sauce. The blander it tastes the more ripped you get.

You obviously dont understand the black struggle.

Chick-Fil-A is fucking dope and I'll fight anyone that disagrees.

I disagree

So how do you want to do this? I can DM you a link to a chess game session or something.

How about you write an incredibly long paragraph and I respond with seeth

Chick-Fil-A is unquestionably better than Popeye's and I'm pretty fucking that anyone who disagrees is because they're a leftoid who lets politics get in the way of delicious fucking food, or they're a complete fatass who is pissed they can't order from them literally seven days a week. And it's not just the burgers either, their waffle fries are to die for and they objectively have a wider variety of sauces available. Popeye's on the other hand is fucking trash and only marginally better than fucking KFC of all places - sure, they came out with a new burger that still doesn't even get close to the quality of a Chik burger, but don't forget that the entire rest of their menu is utter garbage where you can even taste the chlorine they've poisoned the meat with, and I wouldn't eat it if I was homeless and starving on the fucking streets.

And Chik-Fil-A marketing team, if you're reading this, DM me and I'll hit you up with my PayPal.

Seeth

and scene. great work everyone

Calls a chicken sandwich a burger multiple times

Europoor detected. How the fuck can we trust your opinion if you are too much of a tard to know the difference between a burger and a sandwich?!

I'm actually an amerilard, I just sorta shat out a stream of consciousness and clicked reply without proof-reading :v

Hi actually an amerilard, i just sorta shat out a stream of consciousness and clicked reply without proof-reading :v, I'm dad.

Oh my god fuck off

So does mine. Maybe it's a franchise thing.

I keep telling you to change you're diaper and you don't listen, yet you wonder why it smells like piss?!

your*

Zaxby's chicken sandwich blows them both out of the water

Fuck off back to College Station fAggie.

literally the only good thing about B/CS is Zaxby's

They can literally only think anout six things. Lane's, cumming in a jar as a group then throwing it in a fire(This was an actual Corp of Cadets tradition.), fucking goats(Another proud Corp tradition), building poorly construced piles of sticks to place jars of cum on and burn(Another Aggie Tradition.), Aggie Football, and veterinary science.

potbelly's wins everything every time, nerds

Is this place actually good? I see them around but haven't actually met someone who has been to one

They're okay, but not really in the chicken game

I see them purely as being better than Subway for the same price

Its way over priced, but it's the only place for bougie bitches to get a decent toasted sandwich since quiznos went belly up.

That's a sandwich place, retard

that's why they're the best, double retard

Potbelly's>>>>>>>Panera

Panera is just hospital food sold to MLM women’s group meetings

people who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

That's extremely disappointing, because not only would I piss on them, I would sell it to them bottled if we were trapped in an elevator over the weekend.

Flaming hot take retard

I get you felt like an absolute genius hacking this one out

I was expecting a cute kitty

Do better

telling people to eat salad

calling them soy

Pick a lane you lettuce munching bitch

I’m cultivating mass 😤😤😤

based

Chik has some really tender chicken meat for their sandwiches, but Popeyes spicy chicken is awesome. Does Chik Fil A have regular chicken pieces?

CFA is palpably salty. A shit load of Americans love it so now I no longer question the heart disease and obesity epidemics

pigeon meat between 2 moldy slices of wonderbread drowned in cheap bud light

like a true cultured man

Raising Kane's

cane's chicken doesnt taste like anything

Had a Chick-fil-A (it's written Chick-fil-A btw) in my franciscan High School cafeteria and it was fucking awesome.

Popeye's is good, but a cheap imitation of the quality brought out by Chick-fil-A.

That said: Chick-fil-A is a trash (christian) company, but they produce something of value unlike 90% of the people in this sub.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

why are you calling mayonaise mcchicken sauce, also mcdonalds fucks the mcchicken up with way too much lettuce, it costing a dollar is it's only positive

Popeye's has chicken sandwiches? that's like going to KFC and getting a chicken sandwich. Like, yeah, they exist I guess. But...why?

Whereas Chic fil a is basically chicken sandwiches and that's it.

I like ordering the Spicy McChicken with extra mayo and then just licking the mayo off the bun and throwing the rest away.

Theyre both good

Chick-Fil-A hands down. I don't have to try the Popeye's one to know it's not as good as THE fast food chicken sandwich

You should try it, it’s really good.

virgin fast food vs the chad home cooked burger from mom

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

where'd you find this one?

I hope you wrote this. Really got inside the mind of a young, male chicken sandwich enthusiast.

Shit, I'm hungry now.

I wish I had the creative writing expertise to shit out shockpastas like this.

sticky the post so he does it

Imagine actually being a burger and even having the choice of eating that garbage lmfaotbqfhwyf

Chick-fil-A nugs > sandwich

Hey take that fat shaming to fph! Seriously the the voat retards outside of fph eat that Cuck Fil A pandering up.

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Bojangles you plebs😤😤