Absolute state of Britb@ngs

52  2019-08-28 by Matues49

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After like 300 years, the voted upon will of the british people is finally going to be enacted, and all it took was a complete shakeup and then strategically timed shutdown of the federal legislative body. Incredible.

> giving plebs a voice

Cant wait to watch them ear crow. Literally, lol.

the voted upon will of the british people

Imagine thining referendoms are a good thing, rofl

Polls say that remain has been more popular since around 2017 and the government will have been well aware of that.

Yeah man, fuck the official, legally binding vote, the polls arguably disagree.

The polls also reflected public sentiment at the time of the referendum.

fuck the official, legally binding vote

Brexit is not legally binding, the referendum only asked the population what they prefer. The UK government could say 'changed our mind, no Brexit' and it would all be entirely legal. They just won't because that would be political suicide.

So suddenly the UK is in a position where the majority of the government don't want Brexit, the majority of the population don't want Brexit, but yet everyone feels obligated to go through with it anyway.

Parliament going to the beach

Uncle BoJo put in for a fortnite off so we could go see the Bury match at the weekend

say it with me:

NO

DEAL

BREXIT

Deal is the bull or the cuck? I am confused.

No deal is the bullest bull that ever fucked my wife

sounds gay

fucked her so hard she set off a bomb in belfast

No deal is insisting the bull fucks you instead. And demanding Mommy Monarch makes it happen, apparently.

Its gonna be great, its gonna fuck up so hard it may destroy the tories and scotland is probably gonna leave.

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'ate remoaners

love carling

simple as that

what do reckon about this bolton and bury business?

The trouble with Bolton is they always try and walk it in.

Will this be what makes the bongs turn on their monarchy?

It's 2030 and Barron Trump is now crowned as the Holy British-American God-Emperor

tfw no cure boy emperor

Then again Disney has most likely already destroyed any shreed of innocence he had

“Scratch a conservative and you find someone who prefers the past over any future. Scratch a liberal and find a closet aristocrat. It’s true! Liberal governments always develop into aristocracies. The bureaucracies betray the true intent of people who form such governments. Right from the first, the little people who formed the governments which promised to equalize the social burdens found themselves suddenly in the hands of bureaucratic aristocracies. Of course, all bureaucracies follow this pattern, but what a hypocrisy to find this even under a communized banner. Ahhh, well, if patterns teach me anything it’s that patterns are repeated. My oppressions, by and large, are no worse than any of the others and, at least, I teach a new lesson.” - God Emperor Baron Trump

truly a radical centerist deity

Like the Russians, cuckoldry has been so well-established in the British stock that it is genetic.

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Haha imagine shutting down your government, good thing us Americans never did that am I right guys

the real sad part is no beheadings tsssk

Having no government for 3 or 4 weeks is a godsend. I hope for the next 5 years there's fighting, gridlock, recesses and that not a single new law is passed.

The Brits should've stayed an absolute monarchy. Their people make terrible decisions when they're allowed to vote and they clearly have a hard on for their rights being restricted.

Britbongistan has never been an absolute monarchy

based and magna-cartapilled

Their first mistake

Murrica!

government shuts down for 4 weeks, literally nothing happens

why do we even have a government

Can't wait for the rightoids to seethe when a future lefty government pulls the same stunt, now that the precedent has been set.

You ain't even gonna get one ever til you purge the neolib

Isn't Corbin and that one chancellor genuine leftist?

I'm talking about the European government, its basically right wing with woke aesthetics

Yeah Corbyn/McDonnell are true marxists

imagine being this seething about an oversized trade agreement

It's only just begun

Bongs unironically deserve their terrible fucking government and all the terrible things about it. I hope this is a decade long shitshow.

holy shit the madman is actually going to do it

he's gunna go full-hog no deal

this coming global recession is gunna be so sweet

BoJo knows it too. He's already blaming Daddy for any future economic problems in Britbongistani lol

their parliamenting loiscence must have run out