I was going to ask "have you considered molesting children" but I realize that's a stupid question because you obviously have

So what about a child attracts you? Is it one specific thing or is it just their whole scene?

When is the last time you molested a child?

Do you not molest them because none are around you?

Good choice tbh, child molester teachers pretty much always go to prison.

And it's just lucky for you that she looks pre pubescent, right

Cope. She looks like a child and you're clearly attracted to her for that reason. You remind me of loli enthusiasts "yeah she may look exactly like a 12 year old girl but actually she's a 1000 year old sorcerer and acts like a fully grown adult" lol yeah right you closet pedo. Don't lie to yourself: you were attracted to her the moment you saw her before you knew anything about her personality. In 10 years you'll be living in Thailand.

High tier asian CHINESE

pick one.

Congratulations, she's not a Burger?

Just say cao ni baba when she makes you horny.

Daddy

Why's it sideways?

lmao

I went on a date with this Chinese girl. She mentioned that she loved vacationing in Taiwan.

I asked, "Do you like visiting others countries?"

She told me, "Taiwan isn't another country."

Based

not chasing glorious Mongolian girls directly descended from the Khans themselves

Shameful.

... Why are you specifically pointing out the Chinese portion rather than the OP's division of Asian races into "tiers?" As if the Chinese part is the only part you disagree with? Please don't tell me I'm the only one who sees something wrong with this.

There are tiers trust me

And Filipinos are at the bottom.

Meh I would say near the middle-bottom... Indian is definitely bottom-most tier

Invite her to dinner you goddamn autist

You're asking a subreddit of retards for dating advice so maybe dont truat your own feelings here

The Chinese aren’t known for eating a lot

Oh I’m just saying that the Chinese have had famines and starvations since before recorded history

We need to mod you. You could even use that when you ask her out “hey want to go on a date with a moderator of /r/drama?”

She and her 12 year old lookin ass will just swoon for you

Yup, you're mod-material

If you prefer informality, ask her if she'd like to have a drink with you

Why would some childs parents allow her to go to some adult retards house

i've heard the chinese were smart. what age did she get her degree? 12?

how old is her soul?

you can broaden your horizons (ie not put all your eggs in one basket) by cruising a middle school playground

100%

and how many baht did you say this child concubine is going for on the open market?

dude don't lease it, that's how they get you

you'll never recoup the money invested since you can't re-sell, plus based on your posting style, I get the feeling you'll struggle to stay under the yearly mileage allotment

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If you're asking r/drama, I assume when you say "east asian girl" you mean "ladyboy." The local chads here are really effeminate bussy lovers.

The chads here think gussy is gross. You'd have more luck asking incels.

I am shocked this bait didn't get anything

It’s hard not to love an effeminate bussy.

1 nice b8 2. if you are serious then asking /r/drama is on par with asking /r/ForeverAlone or /r/braincels, you're just going to get mobbed by a bunch of crabs in a bucket and/or ignore the good advice from the few well-adjusted people here 3. if you have to put on an effort to be 'alpha' then you're just going to come off as a creep unless she has no social awareness, it's easy to tell when somebody's trying to act beyond their normal behavior and it's uncanny 4. just ask her out you pussy, unless you already have a rapport with her then the only things you can do to improve your chances is look good and not come off as awkward. otherwise if you're rejected then it is what it is

Okay I will sometime when I get to see her again (in like 6 weeks). What should I suggest?

Do you know what she's into?

at least I am decently strong (without being fat). Women like that, right?

Yeah

Surprisingly I think I've acted pretty non autistic while being around her

Then keep doing what you're doing. When it comes to self-improvement in general, you can't change the person you are, all you can do is be comfortable with yourself, try to emphasize your best qualities and minimize your worst ones

Don't know anything of that that would make for a fun date. I know she's not into classical music. So taking her to a concert is something I already excluded.

Does she drink? If so then that limits your options, though you want to make sure that neither you nor her get trashed

Nice. I always knew the women in /r/relationships were just memeing when they proclaimed to love dad bods and skinny anorexic dudes. Maybe that gym membership will pay off now.

Most women are going to be into someone who's fit but there's a huge subset of mostly younger women who are into twinks and some who like doughy guys/bear types. You can't just make a sweeping statement about what any given group of people are attracted to; there may be an average across the group but within it there's going to be a ton of variation. Being fit will probably help keep others from imposing the negative stereotype about white guys who date asian women as harshly as usual tho

I don't think I have too many bad ones tbh, except maybe some slight narcissism.

😂

Doesn't seem to be a huge fan. At her size she'd probably get wasted super easily. I'm not either so that would make us a good fit maybe.

You could find a not-trashy bar/restaurant that puts on casual events like trivia, something that isn't too loud and gives you easy conversation topics

Women should be with someone who is fit / strong who's physically capable of protecting them.

You can't reduce attraction to what makes sense on an evolutionary scale, that's just autistic. By your logic you shouldn't be dating a tiny Chinese girl because her figure may make it more difficult to give birth and she's too short to gather berries effectively or w/e

I've started wearing shirts with longer sleeves so I don't check myself out as much anymore in reflecting surfaces 😔

I don't know what to say

Jesus christ this is am awesome tim budong

Learning some passable chinese will get her parents on your side. I recommend Paul nobles 'Learn Mandarin Chinese"

She probably won't care much, it's for later when you meet the parents.

1: Be white

2: Be rich

3: Be taller than 6'

4: Move to a major west coast city

You sound like my balding friend. He only wanted asians and when asked why only Asians, he told me "because the gussy is tight". He did eventually get one after a while of online dating.

she is cute and tiny

A libertarian's jackpot.

zoz

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zozzle

if it’s not easy then give up.

Asian

Cute

False

@HardIsLife help this mayo

Don't leave your Coca Cola unattended

No not rape. More of a prank, a joke if you will.

When you can't choose between a smart East Asian and a dripping wet fertile Latina, consider dipping your filthy unwashed toes and schmeckle into which there is nothing tighter: PI Puss.

Asians love anal. If she's really fertile, she should be able to get preggers that way. If not, trade in for new one. Chinese warranty is a bitch though. Make sure you purchase with AliTradeAssurance.

pretend

Sure thing bucko 🤨

Don't listen to these morons. I'll tell ya how to get your gal:

1) Asian women love to dress in their native homeland garb. Insisit she wears nothing but it.

2) Even though you are... white 🤦‍♂️, you want to make sure she is eased into dating you. Using your fingers to slant your eyes and using an accent she is accustomed to will help put her at ease with her decision.

3) This one is crucial if you think she may be "the one" and you want to start a family: When she is nearby, take a couple pots, pans or any metal dish and toss it down some stairs. After they bounce off said stairs and hit the floor, if she says "For some reason, I think that would be a good kid's name", you got a keeper.

Nonsense.

Hold up. Are you an alt of dlldt99s, or do we really have two of you yellow-fevered mongoloids chasing after a tiny, child-like Asian woman?

Just be white

Be Jewish. Asian women love Jewish guys.

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You sound desperate wanting to have sex with a 12 yr old

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Gross

U sound like a pedo with a fetish for asians