Piers calls a fat bitch a "fat bitch". Huge amounts of cope ensues. Fatbitchcels in distress.

308  2019-08-30 by zoggityzag

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Piers Morgan is a blessing

Someone call Green Peace, we have whales in distress.

Holy shit, a demotivational. It's.. *sob* it's been so long

And about Badger 288!

I bet Michael Bay is absolutely S E E T H I N G that he never got to put that one in Transformers. Only Ghost Rider got it.

Whoa, I missed that movie but I'm gonna watch it now, tomorrow!

he may be a knucklehead sometimes but hes adorably precious tbh ❤️️

If any of us were famous that's who we'd be. He lives for the drama and shitstirring.

He can be a cunt, but a while back he talked shit on a cricket pitcher and the cricket pitcher called him out. He went up to bat and the dude beaned him like three times straight and he stayed at bat and ate all the pitches. I respect him for not being a bitch, there.

Call me Ishmael

https://youtu.be/_ePx61TkXKY There’s the video if anyone’s interested

Ah yes, I concur. This man certainly is a treasure.

"Pitcher" lmao fucking burgers

Your sport is retarded, I gave it as much respect as I could muster you fat bat loving cocksucker.

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Lol, Lee made him look like a bitch. What are you talking about?

Watch it again, he knows from the first pitch, this professional is just planning on throwing it at him every chance, and he continues to step up to the plate and take his licks. The announcers and the pitcher both show respect to him for not bitching out.

https://youtu.be/_ePx61TkXKY

Burger is trying to explain Cricket

Awww, look how cute the fat monkey sounds when he is trying.

It would probably infuriate you to know how muscular and adorable I am.

Lee just wanted him to duck and dive a bit. If he'd wanted to hit Morgan he'd have hit him. (He'd been talking about batsmen letting themselves be intimidated by fast bowling so Lee said "come and find out what it's like".)

Future Prime Minister.

That's a huge bitch.

She has nudes. May Allah have mercy on humanity.

🐋🐋🐋

Dude she straight up looks like Oogie Boogie with hair in that nude with the skinny model.

That model isn't even skinny, she's just normal. Next to the ton of fun she looks like a twig.

Grats on the title btw

"Fatbitchcels" is amazing

I hate this subgenre of artistic nude photography of morbidly obese women. It isn't beautiful. It isn't challenging my preconceived notions of anything. It's just gross, and furthermore upsetting to see women flaunting the damage they've done to their bodies.

I'm not even a fitnessfag or whatever, it just isn't that hard to be a healthy weight, especially when you're a woke mayo with access to all the world's knowledge on the phone on which your parents still pay for limitless data.

I mean you are basically calling her stupid even though you believe in religion. That tells me she isn't the only one here dumb. Not saying I agree with her, but religion is also retarded to think is real.

We all believe in Islamic here. This is an Islamic sub.

🤮

You just entered my beheading list.

Did not expect anything else from religion. Not known for being very rational.

Didn't expect a clever comment like an ignorant heathen like yourself with no moral compass.

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Of course she's naked in like every single one.

her nipples are the size of full size dinner plates

In the 1 where she's holding a knife. Yeah that's not a knife it's a machete. She's just that huge.

Not a volcel if you wouldn't

Oh dear lord she has nudes

love you Piers 😍😍😚😘

There's gonna be a brief time when he is going to be both going senile and on Twitter. I call it the Golden Age of Piers.

prophetic

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Will it line up with him being prime minister of bongistan?

I'm hoping that it will line up with Trump's fourth inauguration, and that his Veep will be Kanye.

The world would be truly blessed!

Although I've always thought the best vp for trump would be Bill Clinton...

I mean he was the second best pick, but now Epstein is gone so Bill is the best pick.

Goddamit, you're totally right there. Although you've got me thinking: would the corpse of Epstein do a better job? Inquiring minds need to know!

Nah, a corpse can't sexually assault women. So obviously he needs Bill, or probably Hillary I'm pretty sure she's a rapist too.

Piers is the kind of person who could effectively run a cult.

she is fat.

I'm with her (due to her gravitional pull).

Nah shed be fat if she was 200 lbs. Shes 380 lbs. She weighs over 4 times as much as my future girlfriend.

She isn't even just morbidly obese either. They'd have to invent a new term just to express how extremely obese she is.

deathfat

But plus 500 privilege points sweaty.

Terminal lard

She weighs over 4 times as much as my future girlfriend.

Looks like we got ourselves an optimist over here

Yeah I'm working on that future girlfriend part ...

Stay away from schools

She's in her 20s.

Why is she still in high school

the stupid ones are the easiest to fuck

They're all fuckin stupid

She wants to experience a rose coloured campus life.

She weighs over 4 times as much as my future stepson's mom

Why would she divorce me? 😭😭😭

Nah I want to put my own little hapa babies into her tiny, cute body ;)

You got this bro 🤙😎

ty, it's good to know that people believe in me. I'll give asking her out a try when I get to see her again. At least she doesn't have a boyfriend so that's a good start ...

She weighs over 4 times as much as my future girlfriend.

380/4 = 95

You would have to be dating a girl at most 5 feet tall for that to be a healthy weight.

Well the woman I like is 4'9" so ...

13 year old girls aren't women yet.

She's in her 20s. Don't shame her for being tiny and adorable

This is sounding more and more like you are gonna try to Borat her.

I have no idea what that means.

I just want to love her consensually

Well I would be lying if I claimed that I had never thought about how easy it would be to pick her up and run away with her.

Let me ask you this: does she KNOW you want to date her?

not yet but I'm pretty bad at hiding that I like her so she might know

Dude, listen to me. Just go up and ask her out on a date. Its a Friday, so do it today. Take her out to a nice restaurant. I believe in you.

Unfortunately I'll only see her again in roughly 6 weeks :( Got to wait until then

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once she's in the bag she's your wife forever no matter what, you just have to get her in the bag

Children can't consent, pedo

I bought them fair and square!

I thought we banned libertarians from this sub 🤔

My 4'11" womanlet weighs 94

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Yamete?

She's 5'4 and nearly 400 pounds. Bitch is built like a jumbo volleyball.

Bitch we live in a world with 600lb people now and still haven't made up a new term.

90 lbs is your goal for future girlfriend?

He likes em yellow.

Like...jaundiced?

I mean who tf wants a pussy lightweight partner.

model

More like mo deli meat. She eat the other letters.

Fat and meatpilled

So fat she even ate the space!

A big backlash

😆

You're still fat!

I'm 220 lbs and 6'1. You're 5'4 and 380 lbs. I'm not morbidly obese.

But you're still fat too!

I'm reason-

YOU'RE STILL FAT TOO

I'm reasonably fit, most viewers aren't thinking I'm morbidly obese

BUT YOU'RE STILL FAT TOO

Damn, this girl so fat her brain is marbled. Does she really not understand the difference between being overweight and needing a stick to wipe your own ass?

I think if you were really concerned about glorifying obesity, you would take yourself off the air

But I'm not obese

But you're still fat!

You can throw it back at me. I'm a big boy... in many ways

🍆😋

https://youtu.be/tc7QGFX1Cgw

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

Lol, I thought of this too

lol shes really trying to compare a boulder made of lard to this slightly thicc daddy

I wanna clap those cheeks😩

His nipples look like a really bad rash or some kind of skin cancer

You are morbidly obese according to the BMI

YOU ARE FAT TOO

lol 46 years old, 5'4" and 380lbs? Dead within a year or two.

It's sad to look at her, you can tell that she's struggling just to sit there.

boo hoo sad or pathetic sad?

Pathetic really. I feel boo hoo sad that she let herself get to that point, but now she's just defending her own behavior.

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More like struggling to breath

When she says 'i can do things as a fat person'. Yeah and all of them you struggle to do for even a few seconds, including breathing while sitting still.

Everytime I see an obese person claiming that they are in good health I want to make them go for a walk with me. Nothing ridiculous, just a mile walk around my neighborhood.

You could feed an entire African country with her corpse.

Soylent green when

I think he said she is 36.

Living up to your name. A little further in to the video, she corrects him and says she is 46.

He’s a lolcow of the highest order. He’s pretty based here In not backing down

I'm surprised he wasn't arrested for this in bongland

10 minutes of annoying brits being cunty to each other on morning television

i'd kill myself before watching this.

Why wait?

When I lived in the UK there was an alternative morning show called Big Breakfast which seemed to just be a guy reading the papers to an attractive woman sitting next to him. It was the best thing on British TV, that's how bad it was.

She's American though...obviously lol.

We need to put all the ultra obese people on their own island country with their own obese island economy. Then, have a chopper drop 1 powered scooter in the middle and watch them fight to the death over it.

20 years ago, she would have been shamed into being a shut in.

The west needs more shame.

Listening to her call him fat is like someone who shoots heroin three times a day chew out someone who vapes a couple times a week.

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If we're all still here in 10 years I'm going to drone strike myself.

Based Piers

She looks younger than her age because her face skin is entirely plumped up with fat. So much so that only the very center is her actual face. All the rest of her actual facial structure is lost to the fat.

This is basically the same reason why people get ass fat injections it fills out the lines. Fat people almost always have baby faces.

She literally takes up over half the screen.

380 pounds? Bullshit. She's pushing 600.

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Why can’t we just leave people alone

Because she shook her fat sacks on live tv?

What's with all these SRDines recently?

You fucked up your own shithole sub with seriousposting and smug asshattery. Don't fucking come around and spread your diseases and filth here.

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She calls piers fat, he says “I’m not like you!” then quickly goes to button his jacket several times only to fail because he’s too fat.

being this obese

Is this finally something positive that communism could accomplish ?

Watched the entire video. Fat bitch was never said once.

Holy fuck, I didn't realize Piers Morgan could be so reasonable.

Is this that disgusting TLC girl? 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 snally your kind have got to shape up.