Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
My family moved to Seattle where my parents tried and failed to have an open relationship and I fell into a depression, got into a whole bunch of trouble with the law
Wow. That's a ton of words just to say "I'm too much of a coward for religion and original sin so here's my faggy epic about being a coastal suburban prick."
Words matter, and they can be cheapened. As a Jew, I don’t want anything else to be called a “holocaust.” Yes, there are genocides and ethnic cleansings and other equally horrible atrocities for the peoples who suffer them, but “holocaust” has become “our” word, one that describes a particular, state-sponsored and in many ways unique abomination. Not “worse,” but unique, and not to be made less so by association with any other depredation.
Likewise, I believe the label of “racist” should be reserved for those with a conscious animosity toward other races or, at least, a conscious desire to advance the interests of their own race at the expense, if necessary, of others.
Israel not recognizing Armenian Genocide or recent slapfights with Poland really shows their true face. They want monopoly and goyim better don't dare trying to be competition in the oppression olympics.
This is a pretty brainlet level take. The easiest explanation is that Israel borders countries which don't recognize it but would like to build relationships with. Rather than give reasons for other nations to close channels of discussion they just don't formally recognize it, but don't deny it either.
That's not a very Centrist statement and ignores the complicated geopolitical landscape that Israel has to operate in. Israel has never formally recognized the Armenian genocide, but that doesn't mean it denies it either.
Imagine thinking that the Armenian genocide situation is to do with some weird cultural issue instead of not wanting to annoy one of the biggest and most powerful countries in the region, with which Israel has a longstanding political and trade relationship.
As a Jew, I don’t want anything else to be called a “holocaust.” Yes, there are genocides and ethnic cleansings and other equally horrible atrocities for the peoples who suffer them, but “holocaust” has become “our” word, one that describes a particular, state-sponsored and in many ways unique abomination.
I kind of understand this. The word "holocaust" should never have been made into the proper name of a specific event. It would be like calling it "the genocide".
The white liberal differs from the white conservative only in one way: the liberal is more deceitful than the conservative. The liberal is more hypocritical than the conservative. Both want power, but the white liberal is the one who has perfected the art of posing as the Negro's friend and benefactor; and by winning the friendship, allegiance, and support of the Negro, the white liberal is able to use the Negro as a pawn or tool in this political "football game" that is constantly raging between the white liberals and white conservatives.
When I was growing up in Canada, race pretty much meant nothing to me. Montréal has perhaps more minorities in its population base than anywhere else in Canada, and by and large no one cares. We all just live together, and it was fine.
Then I took a job in the States.
Talk about shattered illusions.
Yep, got to see plenty of blatant racism first-hand, enough to make me wonder if all that stuff about “equality” was just lip service. And as this was towards the end of the Civil Rights movement, I was naive enough to be out there to support those parts of the population who’d been short-changed by the larger American society…
… only to be told to go away because I was a fag and they didnt want their civil rights tainted by the then-nascent gay rights movement. I saw black evangelical preachers complain long and loud against marriage equality and gay adoption, even as I saw white politicians doing everything in their power to marginalize black voters, and I have seen “leaders” on both sides block the rights of women to do with their bodies what they choose and demonize LGBTQ people because you Americans love it when someone throws red meat into the discussions..
And when I left the US, I realized you guys dont really want to solve this “equality” problem. Both sides have so much invested in keeping it going, for whatever reason, that you’ll never come to any kind of conclusion that will deal with it honestly. You have white people who run for office on the platform of “keeping America white” and you have black radio talk show hosts who cannot get through ten minutes without raging about “White America” because it fills the donation kitty.
All of your hands are dirty.
And the sooner you realize that, the better.
But I wont hold my breath waiting for you to do so.
Yep, I'm sure this guy saw a whitey yelling "FUCK OFF N***" as soon as he got of the plane, and when he tried to intervene, he was told "FUCK OFF F*".
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-08-30
That entire subreddit is a cesspool. It's like a sewer that empties directly into a stagnant pond.
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 DepravedMutant 2019-08-30
This one is so much worse than the others...
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-08-30
What’s the source on this one?
1 newcomer_ts 2019-08-30
From Author's Bio:
I wonder what sub he's modding...
1 cakeisgreat 2019-08-30
I didn’t know Masterlawlz wrote a book
1 Peetrius 2019-08-30
That's actually pretty sad ngl
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1 reebokpumps 2019-08-30
From twitter today
This dude definitely rapes chicks
1 IrishRepublicanGhost 2019-08-30
mayocide NOW
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-08-30
He's Jewish.
1 lolcows63 2019-08-30
Jews are mayos when its convenient
1 Endless_mining_shaft 2019-08-30
mayocaust when
1 CarefulExamination 2019-08-30
Is he? Scanlon is a pretty Irish name, though I suppose his mother could be.
1 Neon_needles 2019-08-30
Wow. That's a ton of words just to say "I'm too much of a coward for religion and original sin so here's my faggy epic about being a coastal suburban prick."
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-30
this is the worst thing I've read in a really long time
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1 elephantofdoom 2019-08-30
This is the equivalent to those people who blamed their own sins for causing the plague and went around Europe flogging themselves.
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1 FoidBlaster 2019-08-30
The guy who wrote this should have never been born, absolute waste of life.
1 lewds28 2019-08-30
100% chance this is a /r/menslib poster
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-08-30
FTFY
1 LemonScore_ 2019-08-30
One of the comments:
Really makes you think
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-08-30
That’s far enough, goyim
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-08-30
https://imgur.com/a/uBCovek
1 Endless_mining_shaft 2019-08-30
Israel not recognizing Armenian Genocide or recent slapfights with Poland really shows their true face. They want monopoly and goyim better don't dare trying to be competition in the oppression olympics.
1 Peetrius 2019-08-30
This is a pretty brainlet level take. The easiest explanation is that Israel borders countries which don't recognize it but would like to build relationships with. Rather than give reasons for other nations to close channels of discussion they just don't formally recognize it, but don't deny it either.
1 Endless_mining_shaft 2019-08-30
Even sliver of doubts is holocaust denial, so why would be it different for Armenian genocide. Either you fully recognize it or you're denier.
1 Peetrius 2019-08-30
That's not a very Centrist statement and ignores the complicated geopolitical landscape that Israel has to operate in. Israel has never formally recognized the Armenian genocide, but that doesn't mean it denies it either.
1 Endless_mining_shaft 2019-08-30
JIDF /r/cuckoldry mod get out
1 Peetrius 2019-08-30
Your cope is showing
1 Endless_mining_shaft 2019-08-30
I don't talk to genocide deniers (and cucks)
1 Peetrius 2019-08-30
(you just did)
1 CarefulExamination 2019-08-30
Imagine thinking that the Armenian genocide situation is to do with some weird cultural issue instead of not wanting to annoy one of the biggest and most powerful countries in the region, with which Israel has a longstanding political and trade relationship.
1 Endless_mining_shaft 2019-08-30
Well then sweaty, you don't get to hold moral high ground when you're able to not recognize another nation suffering just for political gain.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-08-30
I kind of understand this. The word "holocaust" should never have been made into the proper name of a specific event. It would be like calling it "the genocide".
1 CarefulExamination 2019-08-30
At the end of the day, I’ll still have my ethnostate w/ nukes while you’re crying about the juice on the internet, so stay salty.
1 ashleychudd 2019-08-30
Didn’t happen, but they deserved it.
1 diggity_md 2019-08-30
Poor motherfucker never even has a chance.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-08-30
What a gigantic pussy.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-30
The Whites are at it again.
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-08-30
the eternal mayo must be stopped
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-08-30
why don't they just say nigger like god intended?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-30
Extremely weak wills? Purse-clutching fear? Trend-following wokeness? Pharmaceuticals leeching into the water supply? Who knows for sure
1 NumerousEvent 2019-08-30
1 kittendispenser 2019-08-30
Leftoids: Liberals are fucking idiots
Rightoids: Liberals are fucking idiots
Liberals: Liberals are fucking idiots
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1 wow___justwow 2019-08-30
That's a big oof. Sweaty, we have a lot to unpack here.
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1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-08-30
Comments are bretty good too:
Yep, I'm sure this guy saw a whitey yelling "FUCK OFF N***" as soon as he got of the plane, and when he tried to intervene, he was told "FUCK OFF F*".
Then everybody clapped or something.
1 LongPostBot 2019-08-30
If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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1 rocinantebabieca 2019-08-30
People like this make me understand why the US voted for trump. Whichever side of the culture war they are on, I want the opposite.
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-08-30
I do agree with this.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-08-30
I’m embarrassed all that millennial bullshit came out of a gen x’er
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-30
This is how you earn woke points if you cant compete in the oppression olympics...we can call these the special oppressor olympics
1 BussyShillBot 2019-08-30
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