"I, Racist: Confessions of a White Liberal" Fucking hell

135  2019-08-30 by prizmaticanimals

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That entire subreddit is a cesspool. It's like a sewer that empties directly into a stagnant pond.

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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.

Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?

5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.

It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-

The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.

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This one is so much worse than the others...

What’s the source on this one?

From Author's Bio:

My family moved to Seattle where my parents tried and failed to have an open relationship and I fell into a depression, got into a whole bunch of trouble with the law

I wonder what sub he's modding...

I didn’t know Masterlawlz wrote a book

That's actually pretty sad ngl

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From twitter today

That exquisite feeling when you’re reading an unpunctuated poem and you get to the bottom of the page unsure whether or not it continues on the next

This dude definitely rapes chicks

mayocide NOW

He's Jewish.

Jews are mayos when its convenient

mayocaust when

Is he? Scanlon is a pretty Irish name, though I suppose his mother could be.

Wow. That's a ton of words just to say "I'm too much of a coward for religion and original sin so here's my faggy epic about being a coastal suburban prick."

this is the worst thing I've read in a really long time

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This is the equivalent to those people who blamed their own sins for causing the plague and went around Europe flogging themselves.

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The guy who wrote this should have never been born, absolute waste of life.

100% chance this is a /r/menslib poster

100% chance this is a /r/menslib moderator

FTFY

One of the comments:

Words matter, and they can be cheapened. As a Jew, I don’t want anything else to be called a “holocaust.” Yes, there are genocides and ethnic cleansings and other equally horrible atrocities for the peoples who suffer them, but “holocaust” has become “our” word, one that describes a particular, state-sponsored and in many ways unique abomination. Not “worse,” but unique, and not to be made less so by association with any other depredation.

Likewise, I believe the label of “racist” should be reserved for those with a conscious animosity toward other races or, at least, a conscious desire to advance the interests of their own race at the expense, if necessary, of others.

Really makes you think

That’s far enough, goyim

Israel not recognizing Armenian Genocide or recent slapfights with Poland really shows their true face. They want monopoly and goyim better don't dare trying to be competition in the oppression olympics.

This is a pretty brainlet level take. The easiest explanation is that Israel borders countries which don't recognize it but would like to build relationships with. Rather than give reasons for other nations to close channels of discussion they just don't formally recognize it, but don't deny it either.

Even sliver of doubts is holocaust denial, so why would be it different for Armenian genocide. Either you fully recognize it or you're denier.

That's not a very Centrist statement and ignores the complicated geopolitical landscape that Israel has to operate in. Israel has never formally recognized the Armenian genocide, but that doesn't mean it denies it either.

JIDF /r/cuckoldry mod get out

Your cope is showing

I don't talk to genocide deniers (and cucks)

(you just did)

Imagine thinking that the Armenian genocide situation is to do with some weird cultural issue instead of not wanting to annoy one of the biggest and most powerful countries in the region, with which Israel has a longstanding political and trade relationship.

Well then sweaty, you don't get to hold moral high ground when you're able to not recognize another nation suffering just for political gain.

As a Jew, I don’t want anything else to be called a “holocaust.” Yes, there are genocides and ethnic cleansings and other equally horrible atrocities for the peoples who suffer them, but “holocaust” has become “our” word, one that describes a particular, state-sponsored and in many ways unique abomination.

I kind of understand this. The word "holocaust" should never have been made into the proper name of a specific event. It would be like calling it "the genocide".

At the end of the day, I’ll still have my ethnostate w/ nukes while you’re crying about the juice on the internet, so stay salty.

Holocaust

Didn’t happen, but they deserved it.

I was raised in mid-coast Maine on an ersatz hippie commune that had, by that point, largely fizzled.

Poor motherfucker never even has a chance.

What a gigantic pussy.

the word 'ersatz' in the first paragraph

liberal use of the phrase 'N-word'

'If you are white and reading this, chances are you do not consider yourself racist.' without a single shred of irony or self-awareness

The Whites are at it again.

the eternal mayo must be stopped

why don't they just say nigger like god intended?

Extremely weak wills? Purse-clutching fear? Trend-following wokeness? Pharmaceuticals leeching into the water supply? Who knows for sure

The white liberal differs from the white conservative only in one way: the liberal is more deceitful than the conservative. The liberal is more hypocritical than the conservative. Both want power, but the white liberal is the one who has perfected the art of posing as the Negro's friend and benefactor; and by winning the friendship, allegiance, and support of the Negro, the white liberal is able to use the Negro as a pawn or tool in this political "football game" that is constantly raging between the white liberals and white conservatives.

Leftoids: Liberals are fucking idiots

Rightoids: Liberals are fucking idiots

Liberals: Liberals are fucking idiots

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when I first used the N-word

That's a big oof. Sweaty, we have a lot to unpack here.

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Comments are bretty good too:

When I was growing up in Canada, race pretty much meant nothing to me. Montréal has perhaps more minorities in its population base than anywhere else in Canada, and by and large no one cares. We all just live together, and it was fine.

Then I took a job in the States.

Talk about shattered illusions.

Yep, got to see plenty of blatant racism first-hand, enough to make me wonder if all that stuff about “equality” was just lip service. And as this was towards the end of the Civil Rights movement, I was naive enough to be out there to support those parts of the population who’d been short-changed by the larger American society…

… only to be told to go away because I was a fag and they didnt want their civil rights tainted by the then-nascent gay rights movement. I saw black evangelical preachers complain long and loud against marriage equality and gay adoption, even as I saw white politicians doing everything in their power to marginalize black voters, and I have seen “leaders” on both sides block the rights of women to do with their bodies what they choose and demonize LGBTQ people because you Americans love it when someone throws red meat into the discussions..

And when I left the US, I realized you guys dont really want to solve this “equality” problem. Both sides have so much invested in keeping it going, for whatever reason, that you’ll never come to any kind of conclusion that will deal with it honestly. You have white people who run for office on the platform of “keeping America white” and you have black radio talk show hosts who cannot get through ten minutes without raging about “White America” because it fills the donation kitty.

All of your hands are dirty.

And the sooner you realize that, the better.

But I wont hold my breath waiting for you to do so.

Yep, I'm sure this guy saw a whitey yelling "FUCK OFF N***" as soon as he got of the plane, and when he tried to intervene, he was told "FUCK OFF F*".

Then everybody clapped or something.

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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People like this make me understand why the US voted for trump. Whichever side of the culture war they are on, I want the opposite.

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Before white liberals can truly join the fight against racial discrimination, we have to take a hard look in the mirror

I do agree with this.

I’m embarrassed all that millennial bullshit came out of a gen x’er

This is how you earn woke points if you cant compete in the oppression olympics...we can call these the special oppressor olympics

The only thing melting down is your ability to influence this Sub in any way other than making them all hate you unanimously because of how much of a faggot you are 😂😂😂😂😂

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