Mayo music foid literally comes out as radical centrist, cue the usual Twitter SEETHING

191  2019-08-30 by lewds28

81 comments

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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Replying to @ComplexMusic the amount of privilege it takes to be “in the middle”

The fuck, lol. Written by a white suburban woman doing a cartwheel in a park.

Why do they get even more mad at centrists than the people directly against them? :v

They want an enemy and believe politics is good guys vs bad guys

I'm Harry Potter, you're Voldemort.

Whatever fucks my hole, unless it's a pibble I'm gonna abort.

It implies that the black and white dichotomy they've divided the world into isn't correct, and they can't handle the cognitive dissonance. The result is usually tantrumming and trying to destroy the offending thing, rather than introspection and re-evaluating their opinions.

Just one more human flaw that will cease to be a problem once the dinosaurs have consumed all of humanity 🦖🍴🗺🍴🦖

hoping for a meteor tbh

Calm down Sephiroth.

It really has always amazed me at how much more they seem to hate centrists than the other side.

heretics are worse than heathens. They've already written off the other side as the outgroup.

I was going to toss in a example of how muslims treat apostates, so yeah exactly.

Based

The problem with treating politics like Star Wars is both sides believe they're The Rebels and the other side is The Empire.

Congratulations on not using Harry Potter for a comparison.

Star wars fags are far better than harry potter soccer mom for multiple reasons but only one matter, compassion and reedeming the bad guy is far, far better than "lmao throw them into the torture prison". Both morally and philosophically.

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Soon my friend 🦖. Soon

A heretic is worse than an infidel.

Inshallah

Durkadurkamuhammadjihad

OHHHH DURKA DURKA DURKA

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I live in a super diverse area, poc / non white people are way more center than the white people. The mayos tend to either far left or far right.

It’s a stupid response next to ‘le half genocide’ strawmans

I don't want to be seen as defending the rightoid menace, but is it just me or do right wingers almost never do shit like this? I mean, I know they'd prefer that centrists ride mobility scooters and poorly read the Bible, but do they ever actively denigrate centrists?

Of course they do. They denigrate anyone who isn't rightoid to a retarded degree. Look at the shit they said about McCain, Jeb!, and Romney.

I'm definitely sure the rightoids hate other rightoids who are insufficiently rightoid, but McCain (God rest his soul), Jeb (God rest his bowl) and Romney (god rest the hole in his horrifying dead eyes) never claimed to be centrists.

They claimed to be rightoids, but they were definitely centrists. Every one of those guys were famous for privately not giving a shit about homos or abortion.

I give a shit about homos, personally.

I give a shit about homos, from a distance.

I care more up close, but I respect your veil of heterosexuality. Certainly stronger than mine.

Yeah but those were politicians, Very important Republican in fact who were elected to represent Rhitoid interest in Government. This is just some Dumb Foid Singer whose Dad financed her career.

lmao thats not about being left or right that was just their faggotry about trump in 2016

In the internet, where the "left" (vaguely speaking) controls pretty much every space, this is true, but rightoids are perfectly capable of purity spirals when they feel in control.

Only centrists will call you a retard no matter when.

The right doesn't do it as much tho. A portion will, but half the right is perfectly willing to talk to centrists like they ain't evil

Rightoid centrists died with Nelson Rockefeller. Leftoids scream at centrists; rightoid eliminated them.

Inshallah we will have our revenge and conquer these great United States. My first plan is to go CO2 neutral by deporting all immigrants and enslaving Boomers to work in the new nuclear and renewable power plants we will build by confiscating half their wealth.

Okay but where is the joke

Based

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explain the term RINO then

But what about Jeb!

He's a moderate conservative, still probably right of Reagan

You used to have Republicans (Eisenhower, even Nixon) around Obama's political position

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Never been to 8chan?

She's literally selling her worn clothes online with the link in her bio lmao.

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still in the middle?? after 2016? yikes

The middle doesn't move, mongoloid. Literal retards pushing the extremes of the left and the right, and centrists staying firmly, consistently where they've always been, and that's somehow bad.

Mong. Gol. Loids.

I hope they make Lana del Rey lyrics mandatory reading in schools.

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
My eyes are wide like cherry pies
I got sweet taste for men who're older
It's always been so it's no surprise

Harvey's in the sky with diamonds
And it's making me crazy
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby

Definitely a literary genius.

how does Lana know her pussy tastes like bepis??

Did someone tell her or does she merely drink so much of it that she assumes it now does?

Frozen coke tampons.

She removed part of her ribcage like Marilyn Manson.

Thats because she encourages vidya gaymes.

Makes sense why her recent album is good

I was just listening to it. It reminds me of her earlier stuff. She is the only foid singer I’ll listen too

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I feel like more celebrities are more libertarian then they appear. They all want to pay less taxes and fuck kids

They all want to pay less taxes and fuck kids

Celebrities: they're just like us!

Out.

They are Libertarian for themselves. They want us enslaved and in jail or dead for even looking at a woman.

mediocre white foids (repetitive, I know) has stupid, shitty opinons volume 102849n389482b17127.2

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Good

Radical centrist foids are very smashable tbh

I don’t get it there’s never been any indication her politics didn’t suck. Her lyrics are almost all saccharine nostalgia for some lost Golden Age Of America that never existed. It would be better if some artists just didn’t get asked about their politics, you can usually tell when they’re only gonna have vapid shit to say

foids not saying something vapid

pick one

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Hahahaha

Btw Lana > Punk Rock

Funny how quickly commies call someone a “reactionary”

Unstanned. That's the tea

There is nothing I despise more than these smug assholes

Lana has an album coming up. Of course she wants to create drama.

See Taylor swift doing the ally interview just after her cd release.

yikesunpack.exe

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The heavy usage of the word ‘stan’ in the comments angers me

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