Saturday aSocial Mid to Late 2000s Teen Whore Appreciation Thread.
60 2019-08-31 by pewkiemuffinboo
This week in the celebration of how mean Lawlz's stickies are we're going to discuss the teen whores of the mid to late 2000s.
As a gay man past his prime I grew up mimicking the yearning whorish glazed looks of many teens girls glamorized in main stream media in the late 1990s. Mimicking these glamorous looks allowed me to be sexually assaulted many more times than would have been otherwise possible.
My favorite teen whore from my childhood is Mandy Moore.
Fun Fact: The rate of human trafficking of pre-pubescent girls increased 9.4% a year after this song was released.
Who is your favorite teen idol from years yonder?
50 comments
2 Inceltiers 2019-08-31
All the Japanese ones that are actually 30 years old or the 40000 year old vamiess
2 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-31
Everyone knows that the Japenese dispose of women once they turn 16.
It's the chinese that use the filters to prolong their shelf life.
1 34dsfsd 2019-08-31
I know a Chinese woman in her 20s who could pass for sub 12 👍
2 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-31
Does early Brodie Armstrong count?
2 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-31
Brodie Armstrong looked like a post OP trans man. <33
Also we all knew she only married Armstrong for the last name to further her career.
What an aussie dude gonna do?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-31
No lie she cleans up good tho
2 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-08-31
This is a Libertarian subreddit now 😎😎😎
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-31
I'd pay money to gift you a ban but then I remembered I'm a mod so I'm just gonna ban you for free :D :D\
:) :)
1 companyfry 2019-08-31
cope
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2019-08-31
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
1 HogPostBot 2019-08-31
Thanx
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-08-31
H
2 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-08-31
I realize I may be somewhat unusual, but I have never been mentally ruled by my emotions.
I have emotions, and I enjoy them, but my day to day life, sexuality, outcomes of my choices and my actions are not ruled by how I feel.
Explain what it's like to be ruled by your emotions.
3 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-31
The_Great_I_Smoke_Pot
3 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-08-31
A loooooong time ago, and a lot of other things. I experimented with much more powerful drugs than marijuana.
But again, a long time ago. Before all of you were even born.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-31
I'm not sure how to explain how emotions feel to someone with autism. I do not have a background in childhood development, or autism-spectrum disorder.
I wish I could explain further for you but it's kind of like explaining what blue looks like to a blind person - you just simply will never really undertand it.
You're okay though! You know how to type on the internet and maybe some day you'll make a friend that will have to tools to properly explain what emotions feel like to you.
:) :) :)
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-08-31
You need to work on your reading comprehension skill.
I didn't ask what emotions feel like, I asked what it felt like to be ruled by them.
1 aef823 2019-08-31
Oh, in that case here
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1 aqouta 2019-08-31
Everyone but me and you are actually fully deterministic beings who are slaves to the causality train that rules what they believe to be choices through the hormones and chemicals that make up what they experience as emotions.
1 trappysaruh 2019-08-31
existential cope
1 aqouta 2019-08-31
The highest quality cope in a world where all actions are thinly veiled cope. I get existential when suffering from food poisoning, I'll be better tomorrow.
1 trappysaruh 2019-08-31
i wish the best for ur poisoned body
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-08-31
One time, a long time ago, I consumed what some people, in some circles call a heroic dose of LSD. It was the only that I had was some people also call a bad trip.
That part that was a bad trip was when I thought about what it might be like to not feel any emotions. For a time I was stripped of all emotional feeling.
It was so dark and empty, not feeling anything. It was awful. I had never experienced anything so bad before or since.
I ripped myself out of that at that moment, and will never do that again.
1 HogPostBot 2019-08-31
As for me my emotions and reason aren't really different in any meaningful sense. One must deeply understand instincts, but also intellectually understand things
1 Chapo_Landlords 2019-08-31
Checks out
1 acidoverbasic 2019-08-31
I've always had a love/hate thing for Britney, but now I just want her back 😭
1 serialflamingo 2019-08-31
How could anyone hate Britney 😔 😡
1 acidoverbasic 2019-08-31
It was more of like me pretending to be too cool for her, I was an angsty little girl. I 💖 Britney.
1 serialflamingo 2019-08-31
Good, I was this close to y'alling this thread.
1 NMJ87 2019-08-31
Gotta go with Britney Spears, the classic.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-31
Um britney is a kween and goddess. I think you're talking about Tara Reid.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-08-31
Alyson Hannigan or charisma carpenter. They may not have been tweens tho.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-31
I get Charisma, she was smoking hot when she started on Buffy. Hannigan tho was a total mushy tater face tho. Ew.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-08-31
Let me gauge your tastes. Look up meg mac attractive or no?
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-31
She's pretty but I don't find her sexually attractive.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-08-31
Well she has a gussy sooo
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1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-08-31
What do gay people do when they get older? Kill themselves or become pedophiles? Asking for a friend.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-08-31
They either become pedophiles or self-diagnose themselves as transgender so they can grift for money online.
1 serialflamingo 2019-08-31
I'm gonna be such a hot daddy
1 34dsfsd 2019-08-31
The twink lovers are pretty openly pedo already ...
1 Boywithpants 2019-08-31
Lindsay Lohan was hot back then 😌
1 manlyhandles 2019-08-31
Mean Girls Lohan was peak. Then she discovered coke.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-08-31
Britney Hillary Duff Ashley Simpson Lindsay Lohan Ren from Even Stevens
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-08-31
I was an Asuka guy but then snallygaster came into my life and now I question my hetero-dimensionality 😬
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-08-31
I have two nieces who were addicted Hilary Duff in those years and so ended up spending a lot of time with her tv show on in the background at grandmas house
I thought she was a better role model for them than some of the other teen whores because she didn’t look like a model, she was short and chubby and flat just like a lot of girls that age
of course then she grew up and got implants and eating disorders and everything else so that was a shame
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0 SnapshillBot 2019-08-31
Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
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